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Re: Banker Who "Sliced" Husband’s joystick & Husband Reconcile[photos] by otukpo(f): 10:20am On Jan 06, 2014
Am happy for them.

Its a good way to start the new year.
Re: Banker Who "Sliced" Husband’s joystick & Husband Reconcile[photos] by debetmx(m): 10:28am On Jan 06, 2014
all's well that ends well. I hope there will be no re-occurrence of what happened.
Re: Banker Who "Sliced" Husband’s joystick & Husband Reconcile[photos] by simpleseyi: 10:38am On Jan 06, 2014
The heading is wrong and inappropriate. The heading should be " JOBLESS HUSBAND RECONCILES WITH ABUSIVE BANKER WIFE AFTER ESCAPING DEATH AS A RESULT OF LAST ABUSE"

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Re: Banker Who "Sliced" Husband’s joystick & Husband Reconcile[photos] by javadoctor(m): 10:43am On Jan 06, 2014
shocked wtf , i know this dude, he is in his church choir, RCCG garden of peace parish, falolu, off akerele , lol, i knw this is too much information.buh im realli fvckn surprisd bou dis ish.
Re: Banker Who "Sliced" Husband’s joystick & Husband Reconcile[photos] by Aphrodite4(f): 10:59am On Jan 06, 2014
An album called Still Standing?? Lol!! After his member got bruised wv a knife..? Lwkm!
Re: Banker Who "Sliced" Husband’s joystick & Husband Reconcile[photos] by nursedebbie(f): 11:04am On Jan 06, 2014
Op Picture of d slice dick pls
Re: Banker Who "Sliced" Husband’s joystick & Husband Reconcile[photos] by debetmx(m): 11:23am On Jan 06, 2014
nursedebbie: Op Picture of d slice dick pls

wetin you wan use d pishure do?
Re: Banker Who "Sliced" Husband’s joystick & Husband Reconcile[photos] by Glexxx: 11:29am On Jan 06, 2014
Forgive??..dis man has jst signed his death warrant.Dog nose na dog nose,weda u carry am go abroad 2 wash d black nose,e go remain d same.
Re: Banker Who "Sliced" Husband’s joystick & Husband Reconcile[photos] by samvega: 11:38am On Jan 06, 2014
This will make a great movie..they should sell the rights to nollywood and get rich. see story below about US woman who tried to kill her husband. failed and did 4 years in prison and reconciled with her husband. Couple now sold the rights to Hollywood and made big money from this. Movie was called I love you to death read story below,
.........
In 1983, Frances Toto, a mother of four living in Allentown, Pa., and married to Tony Toto, a local pizza shop owner, decided to have her husband bumped off. Tony was cheating on her pretty much around the clock, and girls were starting to call the house. "A body can only take so much," Frances explained.

After failing in attempts to blow Tony up in his car and ambush him with a baseball bat (the bomb didn't go off and he chased the bat-wielding assailant away), she hired two amateur hit men, who for $500 put a bullet in Tony's chest after Frances first subdued him by spiking his chicken soup with sleeping pills.
But Tony didn't die. He lay in bed unattended for four days with two bullets in him (another of his wife's friends tried to help by shooting him in the head), and he still didn't die.


For the Totos, a Hollywood Ending : Film: Frances spent four years in prison for trying to kill her straying husband Tony

http://articles.latimes.com/keyword/frances-toto
Re: Banker Who "Sliced" Husband’s joystick & Husband Reconcile[photos] by Lakayanah: 11:53am On Jan 06, 2014
technophantom: So what's the current state of the dick?......
They draw the curtains for the 2 of you to try.
Re: Banker Who "Sliced" Husband’s joystick & Husband Reconcile[photos] by AreaFada2: 12:48pm On Jan 06, 2014
orishirishi
Re: Banker Who "Sliced" Husband’s joystick & Husband Reconcile[photos] by texaco1: 1:03pm On Jan 06, 2014
andyanders:


My brother, maybe the lady must have collected loan to give the guy to buy him over and he is now back to studio knowing fully well that her reputation as a banker is at stake. I pray the reconciliation is genuine and that she will not be back to slice his head.
my brother there is nothing genuine about this reconciliation,the woman must have realized that no man will marry her after this incident ,secondly she will be a single mother of 2 kids ,who will be interested in her not to mention the fact that she is fatty bom boom . The man too is totally jobless and needs the woman cash to survive and revive his career ,I think his friends must have told him to play the fool now and deal with the woman later.
Re: Banker Who "Sliced" Husband’s joystick & Husband Reconcile[photos] by paparazzi1987(m): 2:08pm On Jan 06, 2014
slimyem: story says she SLICED it.
Abi does slice have the same meaning as bruised?
Nop. but It was BruiseSliced
Re: Banker Who "Sliced" Husband’s joystick & Husband Reconcile[photos] by thiefnubu(m): 3:13pm On Jan 06, 2014
kalunomics: About a week ago you guys read about the banker who "sliced" her husband’s man-hood with a knife during a fight at their home in
Surulere. Well, the good news now is that the couple have reconciled. I was contacted by a family member of the couple who wanted people to know that they’ve sorted out their problems and are back together.

Not only that, Lekan Daniju has recovered and is out of the hospital. The gospel singer is currently in the studio recording a new single titled, Still Standing.

If anyone needs to contact him, here’s his email – skillsbaba@yahoo.com
SOURCE
na wa o... wives slicing husbands' joysticks and reconciling afterward... what kind of morbid reconciliation trend is this?.. "Slice his joystick and makeup aferward" will soon be the trending feminist anthem...
Re: Banker Who "Sliced" Husband’s joystick & Husband Reconcile[photos] by biopat(m): 3:17pm On Jan 06, 2014
My advice for d dude...in basketmouth's voice.
BROS, BEWARE OF SHARP OBJECTS!
Re: Banker Who "Sliced" Husband’s joystick & Husband Reconcile[photos] by Segzay(m): 4:27pm On Jan 06, 2014
Royal Roy: There is mumuness and it lives in this man.

You stay with an abuser who lied to the world about the true story and yet you return to her?


A woman who decides to go for your manhood to settle scores will strangle you or stab you to death in your sleep someday.

Hmmm, experience is the best teacher.

Run for it man, sorry seems this particular man's too mumu to see the writing on the wall.

Stories that vex the soul.
Royal Roy: There is mumuness and it lives in this man.

You stay with an abuser who lied to the world about the true story and yet you return to her?


A woman who decides to go for your manhood to settle scores will strangle you or stab you to death in your sleep someday.

Hmmm, experience is the best teacher.

Run for it man, sorry seems this particular man's too mumu to see the writing on the wall.

Stories that vex the soul.
Royal Roy: There is mumuness and it lives in this man.

You stay with an abuser who lied to the world about the true story and yet you return to her?


A woman who decides to go for your manhood to settle scores will strangle you or stab you to death in your sleep someday.

Hmmm, experience is the best teacher.

Run for it man, sorry seems this particular man's too mumu to see the writing on the wall.

Stories that vex the soul.
....exactly,,
Re: Banker Who "Sliced" Husband’s joystick & Husband Reconcile[photos] by okeke2: 4:33pm On Jan 06, 2014
in saka's voice: ahn ahn why you dey lie??
Re: Banker Who "Sliced" Husband’s joystick & Husband Reconcile[photos] by maureeno(m): 5:06pm On Jan 06, 2014
Hmmmmmm.the woman shuld alwaz sleep with one of her eyes open cos the man may decide to cut off her breasts and vagina grin grin

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Re: Banker Who "Sliced" Husband’s joystick & Husband Reconcile[photos] by Coldfeet(f): 5:13pm On Jan 06, 2014
waleadex: Good that she has to live with the consequences...I do pity her shaa!
Didn't you read the part that says he is in the studio recording a new single titled "STILL STANDING" wetin you think say still dey stand? The jolly joystick damn it! Consequence ko consequential ni.
Re: Banker Who "Sliced" Husband’s joystick & Husband Reconcile[photos] by Nobody: 5:15pm On Jan 06, 2014
When he should run for his life undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided

Next time na his neck she go cut.

So she doesnt get to go to jail for attempted murder? cry cry
Re: Banker Who "Sliced" Husband’s joystick & Husband Reconcile[photos] by Nobody: 5:30pm On Jan 06, 2014
pDude: When he should run for his life undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided

Next time na his neck she go cut.

So she doesnt get to go to jail for attempted murder? cry cry

Attempted murder ke? Aggravated assault maybe.

Anyway the husband refused to press charges.
Re: Banker Who "Sliced" Husband’s joystick & Husband Reconcile[photos] by Mekyno(m): 5:46pm On Jan 06, 2014
texaco1: She won't miss her target next time. She will definitely slice off his head the next time they fight.
...hahah...no, na revenge mission d man carri style com ooo
Re: Banker Who "Sliced" Husband’s joystick & Husband Reconcile[photos] by Nobody: 5:53pm On Jan 06, 2014
Next time she will use it for sausage stew cheesy.

Meanwhile where is the pics angry
Re: Banker Who "Sliced" Husband’s joystick & Husband Reconcile[photos] by walexzee11(m): 8:08pm On Jan 06, 2014
obowunmi: Sad.

This man is not a man. angry angry
Infact,He's a Mad Man...Person slice ur manhood(Dick) u no fit slice her womanhood(Clit)....E com dey reconcile ,Abeg wetin hin go dey use as husband over her...I wonder?

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Re: Banker Who "Sliced" Husband’s joystick & Husband Reconcile[photos] by plendil: 9:56pm On Jan 06, 2014
nursedebbie: Op Picture of d slice dick pls

check PM news website
Re: Banker Who "Sliced" Husband’s joystick & Husband Reconcile[photos] by USDRONE(m): 11:18pm On Jan 06, 2014
kalunomics: The gospel singer is currently in the studio recording a new single titled, Still Standing.]SOURCE[/url]





What is Still Standing? The Man or the Manhood?
Re: Banker Who "Sliced" Husband’s joystick & Husband Reconcile[photos] by perejo: 12:06am On Jan 07, 2014
Thank God for your life
grin
Re: Banker Who "Sliced" Husband’s joystick & Husband Reconcile[photos] by perejo: 12:09am On Jan 07, 2014
Thank God for your life
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Re: Banker Who "Sliced" Husband’s joystick & Husband Reconcile[photos] by perejo: 12:17am On Jan 07, 2014
pDude: When he should run for his life undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided

Next time na his neck she go cut.

So she doesnt get to go to jail for attempted murder? cry cry


Oga oga how many times I call u ?
Na nigerian samson 9 u wan b abi?
If u no run 4 ur life 9 when doctors go on strike she go cut your head comot lol

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Re: Banker Who "Sliced" Husband’s joystick & Husband Reconcile[photos] by perejo: 12:19am On Jan 07, 2014
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perejo:

Oga oga how many times I call u ?
Na nigerian samson 9 u wan b abi?
If u no run 4 ur life 9 when doctors go on strike she go cut your head comot lol
Re: Banker Who "Sliced" Husband’s joystick & Husband Reconcile[photos] by MrRhymes101(m): 1:20am On Jan 07, 2014
mulante: The title of that song though... Still Standing. wink
this got me laughing mehn................

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