20 different definitions of
"WHAT IS TROUBLE"
By Naaz
1. Wen d person
interviewing u @ ur new job is d same guy
u insulted in traffic. U go
apologize tire.
2 .Wen u tell ur friend "ur
mama!!!" & turn around & see his
mum staring @ u.Meeehn, u go collect
plenty
slap.
3. Wen Mosquito lands on ur father's bald
head & u try 2 kill
it with ur bare hands. U must provide d
proof ohh, or else...
4. Wen Patience Ebele is ur
English Teacher b4 WAEC.Na
A1 u go get, no worry.
5. Wen Victor
Valdes wins Goal
Keeper of d Year. Abegi...
6.Wen u update "salary things" on
facebook &
ur landlord
comments "on point" Omo u
go travel go villa by force.
7. Wen u're in
a bus & u throw
away #500 note instead of gala
wrapper. O'boy, E don red be dat!
8.Wen ur dad works at NEPA &
they take light & u shout God
punish NEPA.......and he's there with u.
Na ur mama go start 2 pay ur
school fees.
9. Wen u dey on top okada & d
okada man dey ping... Na
automatic ticket to Baba God
be dat.
10. Wen u finish eating in an
eatery & u
find out ur wallet fell out in a taxi... Start
to
prepare ur grammar.
11. Wen Usain Bolt chases u
with a Cutlass... Ol'boy, just...
Don't bother running. Just beg.
12. Wen
u give beggar #500 note instead of
#50.
Generosity go change ur mind.....
13.When you vex slap army officer on
mufti in d
course of argument wtout
knowing...O'boy
na morgue you go find yourself oooh...
14. when on a wknd journey, money
finish for ur
hand and atm machine seize ur card. U go
turn
beggar by force
15. when u mistakenly
put super glue for ur
neighbor baby eyes thinking na eye drop
16. U enter chemist to get cxxxxx,u come
see ur
pastor behind u, na u go preach 4 dat
sunday·
17. Wen u pour sugar inside soup
u tink say na salt
u go xplain ooooooo
18. trouble is wen your principal catch u
red
handed
writin Thunder wil fire My principal,.you
go cut
field tire
19. When u're watchin a new
movie wit ur parents
n they start a hot romance dat could lead
to
Bleep in d movie and u quickly reach for d
remote to fast forward it n find out d
battery
is dead' lolz
20.When you laugh finish
com dey ask for
toothpick .
good morning dolls n fellas.

lol...

When the person you insulted on Nairaland turns out to be your father-in-law.

Too funny