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| A Funny Lezzie Break Up Attempt by Nobody: 2:58pm On Jan 06, 2014 |
Hello everyone. Happy new year to y'all. Well, I wish you would have a happy one; and for whatever reason you stumble upon this thread and you are in a lousy mood, please move right along and save your itchy fingers from typing irrelevant/ derailing gibbies... A lady decided being with a certain type of girls wasn't doing it for her anymore and she decided to end it... over the phone with a perfect plan... the "I'm sorry I av been cheating' kinda lie. hoping she would get really disappointed and move on with her life... see drama... Girl: nice! Is she cute? Friend: huh? Didn't you hear what I just said? I have been cheating on you. Girl: I heard now. And I asked if she is cute. Where is she! She get ass? Friend: I know u are upset. I will understand if u decide you don't wanna be wit me again. I'm sorry I hurt you... buh I only bleeped her a few times..i wanna... Girl: wetin now? Who tell u say I hurt? Abegi, she get ass? I always wondered what a big ass will do for my big clittie... can we do a party? Friend: what the... Girl: keep quiet there!!! After you don stretch this thing tire with ur mamba dildie, you think u can just move to a tighter pisshy? U lie... in fact, as I dey talk wit you now I'm with this cute big bosom girl who dey go ur church u been dey av crush on... I just freaked her.. she told me about u and her.... u wan come join? Friend: what the Bleep u doing with that girl... Girl: hurry oooo... I go hold d orgasm for you to come experience with me... Hahahahahaha: it took her just fifteen minutes to get to ikoyi from oba elegushi road. the thing tire me o. I thought it is only the guys that are known for such stupid excuse of a reason to break up. Mehn!!!! when i heard this one, i was like..... was she wearing a skirt or a trouser? As in i have met some lezzies with tempers that are high up there. one actually collected her girlfriend's phone and threw it at the wall, why? because she answered a call while she was talking to her. They are wild, destructive and such a bad temper. trust me, some guys has nothing on them when it comes to them being a control freak over their babes. and again, the guys should go take lessons from them......many of them are the worst players ever!!! met one and she was acting all funny, and when i said i had a boyfriend, see yabbis!!!! the girl take am personal oooo..... hahahaha... like say that was an error and not the other way round..... i have no problem with them...in fact i am officially bi-curious.... i want a dyke...those hardcore tomboyish ones that sags and smokes weed...i wanna know what they think...who they are behind closed doors...******SAVE UR NASTY COMMENTS OOOOO**** I wonder why? Is it because they really don't think it's such a bad thing? Or they just a bunch of mean ass mumfreakers!!! |
| Re: A Funny Lezzie Break Up Attempt by Vyolet(f): 3:04pm On Jan 06, 2014 |
So which of your pucis have you been cheating on?  |
| Re: A Funny Lezzie Break Up Attempt by Abbey2sam(m): 3:22pm On Jan 06, 2014 |
mizzthang: Hello everyone. Happy new year to y'all. What are you saying @op Your story is incoherent 1 Like |
| Re: A Funny Lezzie Break Up Attempt by Nobody: 3:33pm On Jan 06, 2014 |
 1 Like |
| Re: A Funny Lezzie Break Up Attempt by MrCork: 3:37pm On Jan 06, 2014 |
mizzthang: Hello everyone. Happy new year to y'all. ...sweery no oofeince but can u summarice it to one sentence?  |
| Re: A Funny Lezzie Break Up Attempt by Nobody: 8:46pm On Jan 06, 2014 |
Vyolet: So which of your pucis have you been cheating on? All of them..  i wish...im not a cheater o. u wanna find out? |
| Re: A Funny Lezzie Break Up Attempt by Nobody: 8:47pm On Jan 06, 2014 |
-Mr Cork-: what a man cain do, a woman cain do even beytter... |
| Re: A Funny Lezzie Break Up Attempt by Nobody: 8:48pm On Jan 06, 2014 |
Abbey2sam: read again 1 Like |
| Re: A Funny Lezzie Break Up Attempt by Nobody: 8:49pm On Jan 06, 2014 |
San Miguel: wait for me!!!!!!!!! jumps in the back of the car**** |
| Re: A Funny Lezzie Break Up Attempt by Dyt(f): 8:54pm On Jan 06, 2014 |
Flips up n down Again And again And again Can someone pls summarize what she wrote? |
| Re: A Funny Lezzie Break Up Attempt by MrCork: 10:22pm On Jan 06, 2014 |
mizzthang: ...,can a woman climb a tree?  |
| Re: A Funny Lezzie Break Up Attempt by Nobody: 11:10pm On Jan 06, 2014 |
-Mr Cork-: A woman can climb anything as long as its standing straight and firm. |
| Re: A Funny Lezzie Break Up Attempt by Nobody: 11:11pm On Jan 06, 2014 |
Dyt: Flips up n down Not meant for u to understand |
| Re: A Funny Lezzie Break Up Attempt by Nobody: 11:52pm On Jan 06, 2014 |
Op i didnt read all, please what is the bone of content? |
| Re: A Funny Lezzie Break Up Attempt by MrCork: 12:01am On Jan 07, 2014 |
mizzthang: ..climb tree with high heel shoes?... I giv up! |
| Re: A Funny Lezzie Break Up Attempt by Nobody: 12:56pm On Jan 07, 2014 |
Well Thang, this is what i have to say. I hate lesbians ....they are possesive and extremely jealous. but i wonder why the wast of energy..Like WTF am i gonna marry u biatch ?I'd take a bi-chic anyday.....the versatility is awesome. And yes bi'simply enjoy d best of both worlds with no drama! |
| Re: A Funny Lezzie Break Up Attempt by diamonddre: 1:06pm On Jan 07, 2014 |
Dyt: Flips up n downshe wrote jargons |
| Re: A Funny Lezzie Break Up Attempt by diamonddre: 1:07pm On Jan 07, 2014 |
Mermaid.of.life:person |
| Re: A Funny Lezzie Break Up Attempt by seangy4konji: 1:20pm On Jan 07, 2014 |
@op. Abeg u get alomo for dere make I take hold body. |
| Re: A Funny Lezzie Break Up Attempt by Nobody: 1:30pm On Jan 07, 2014 |
Mermaid.of.life: Hmmm... **checks to see if Idotik is anywhere near** Pm me yah number abeg...  |
| Re: A Funny Lezzie Break Up Attempt by Nobody: 1:31pm On Jan 07, 2014 |
diamond_dre: Hehehehe... U say? |
| Re: A Funny Lezzie Break Up Attempt by Bizibi(m): 2:20pm On Jan 07, 2014 |
OK!!! dis looks like a lesbian thread,it seems u re looking fr a lezzy |
| Re: A Funny Lezzie Break Up Attempt by Nobody: 4:17pm On Jan 07, 2014 |
Bizibi: OK!!! dis looks like a lesbian thread,it seems u re looking fr a lezzy That's ur deduction? [sup][/sup] |
| Re: A Funny Lezzie Break Up Attempt by Vyolet(f): 4:22pm On Jan 07, 2014 |
mizzthang:ofcourse,sisters cheating on one another isn't no biggie,it happens always. Faithfulness is overrated in such relationships. I wouldn't blame you when you cheat,it isn't easy taking your eyes off some fresh booty sisters.  |
| Re: A Funny Lezzie Break Up Attempt by Nobody: 4:33pm On Jan 07, 2014 |
diamond_dre:un-educated razzoid!  |
| Re: A Funny Lezzie Break Up Attempt by Nobody: 5:37pm On Jan 07, 2014 |
Vyolet: |
| Re: A Funny Lezzie Break Up Attempt by Nobody: 5:37pm On Jan 07, 2014 |
Mermaid.of.life: U don vexing? No mind am Walk it off |
| Re: A Funny Lezzie Break Up Attempt by Nobody: 5:38pm On Jan 07, 2014 |
seangy4konji: @op. Abeg u get alomo for dere make I take hold body. I get oo Even ogidiga dey sef! |
| Re: A Funny Lezzie Break Up Attempt by Nobody: 5:40pm On Jan 07, 2014 |
diamond_dre: No name calling... it doesn't suit ur morality/sexuality gauge... leave d thread... |
| Re: A Funny Lezzie Break Up Attempt by 190daclown: 5:49pm On Jan 07, 2014 |
smh |
| Re: A Funny Lezzie Break Up Attempt by Nobody: 6:33pm On Jan 07, 2014 |
mizzthang:what they think? They think abt every lil thing a normal human being will think abt Who they are behind closed doors? LEZBOS |
| Re: A Funny Lezzie Break Up Attempt by Nobody: 7:00pm On Jan 07, 2014 |
zeemoore: That's not what I mean... What do they talk about? Sports? Lipsticks? Dicks? Condoms? 'show me dah bootie, baby" 'shake that ass'? "Who's ur dada/momma now?" Hehehehe... What do they say when they doing the do... "Fkrk yeah!! Come on baby, like dah...yea like dah!" or "grind dah puss men! oh yeah bitch!" Lol **covers face God have mercy! I don spoil |
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