After much waiting and asking for a date with this lady I've always had something for, and I've always wanted to go out with, i got a positive response, and we fixed our first date for yesterday, which was monday, by 3.30pm. 20minutes befor time i was already at the venue waiting for her. Waited till 4pm, before she called and told me she has a visitor with her, asking for 15minutes to which i obliged. She took extra 1hr, before arriving at 5pm, before which I've eating, drank and had good time with myself cos i felt she wasn't gonna come again. Well, she finally came. Asked to offer her something, she said she would rather take away. So we had our lengthy discussions and finally after much ado, and fruitful first date, we decided to call it a day, we got her some stuffs she wanted, then at 6:30 we were done talking, buying and needed to leave when it started raining cat and dog. We waited patiently, but the rain wasn't even giving signs to stop. At 8pm we were waiting, and she was getting worried cos it was late. So when the rain reduced, we decided to enter. I wasn't happy cos we didn't get to walk, hold hands, look at the sky, etc as every normal date goes. We got a bike, i needed to drop her home first, before going my way. Still inside the rain, we where already soaked. We finally got to her street, but the okada man refused entering saying the erosion was much. We dropped, i was already shaking from the cold and so was she, i held her hands and we entered the erosion all in a bid to take her safely home, as we walked, the erosion got to our knees, the road was really bad. Walking down the street carefully because it was slippery, suddenly she slipped and fell inside the erosion, everything i bought for her, her phone, her money, all was inside the erosion with her, in my bid to quickly bring her out of it, i fell too in the erosion, and we found ourselves together inside, it wasn't funny plus i was really pissed, everything with her finally got missing, including her cash, we rescued the phone which was soaked, the goodies i bought her (that pained me more cos i spent some good cash plus she hasn't eaten dinner) floated away, we were both soaked in mud, i was only praying she wasn't injured. Finally after swimming and walking, we got her home by 9pm. She went indoors, still shaking from the cold with muddy erosion all over her body, she said to me, thank you for a nice time, the date was awesome (i knew it was opposite anyway) and shut her doors. I went back through that mud, this time not minding if i swam or not, hissing, looking at the sky and feeling so bad. Finally still soaked, i got home at about 10pm, went straight to my room, and jumped on the bed. This was my story and it happened yesterday.
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Bad luck 4 u..mhen na phuck up things o.

What happened was inevitable boy.
Just ensure that her phone is working perfectly.
That's all you owe her and check on her if she is good.
You had no control over what happened.

Yeah then offer to buy her some nice goodies again. Ladies like fast food.

Freest: After much waiting and asking for a date with this lady I've always had something for, and I've always wanted to go out with, i got a positive response, and we fixed our first date for yesterday, which was monday, by 3.30pm. 20minutes befor time i was already at the venue waiting for her. Waited till 4pm, before she called and told me she has a visitor with her, asking for 15minutes to which i obliged. She took extra 1hr, before arriving at 5pm, before which I've eating, drank and had good time with myself cos i felt she wasn't gonna come again. Well, she finally came. Asked to offer her something, she said she would rather take away. So we had our lengthy discussions and finally after much ado, and fruitful first date, we decided to call it a day, we got her some stuffs she wanted, then at 6:30 we were done talking, buying and needed to leave when it started raining cat and dog. We waited patiently, but the rain wasn't even giving signs to stop. At 8pm we were waiting, and she was getting worried cos it was late. So when the rain reduced, we decided to enter. I wasn't happy cos we didn't get to walk, hold hands, look at the sky, etc as every normal date goes. We got a bike, i needed to drop her home first, before going my way. Still inside the rain, we where already soaked. We finally got to her street, but the okada man refused entering saying the erosion was much. We dropped, i was already shaking from the cold and so was she, i held her hands and we entered the erosion all in a bid to take her safely home, as we walked, the erosion got to our knees, the road was really bad. Walking down the street carefully because it was slippery, suddenly she slipped and fell inside the erosion, everything i bought for her, her phone, her money, all was inside the erosion with her, in my bid to quickly bring her out of it, i fell too in the erosion, and we found ourselves together inside, it wasn't funny plus i was really pissed, everything with her finally got missing, including her cash, we rescued the phone which was soaked, the goodies i bought her (that pained me more cos i spent some good cash plus she hasn't eaten dinner) floated away, we were both soaked in mud, i was only praying she wasn't injured. Finally after swimming and walking, we got her home by 9pm. She went indoors, still shaking from the cold with muddy erosion all over her body, she said to me, thank you for a nice time, the date was awesome (i knew it was opposite anyway) and shut her doors. I went back through that mud, this time not minding if i swam or not, hissing, looking at the sky and feeling so bad. Finally still soaked, i got home at about 10pm, went straight to my room, and jumped on the bed. This was my story and it happened yesterday.
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What a dirty young man! Jumped into your bed in your soaked and muddy outfit? Ewwwwww
Tomorrow one sister will be posing as your wife. Tufia!

Ey ya better luck next time

Sorry

Gboliwe: What a dirty young man! Jumped into your bed in your soaked and muddy outfit? Ewwwwww
Tomorrow one sister will be posing as your wife. Tufia!

Ehen... I was tired and angry now... Plus i had already bathed in d rain

Eyah. I feel for you bro

Freest:
Ehen... I was tired and angry now... Plus i had already bathed in d rain

What an excuse!

sholikay: Bad luck 4 u..mhen na phuck up things o.

Guy i tire... D matter still dey make me think...

haba nno body write " picture or ..............."

Gboliwe: What an excuse!

When growing up, didn't u bath in the rain

So you actually want this on the front page?

eghos12: haba nno body write " picture or ..............."

Or what Bighead

marieolae: Ey ya better luck next time

Will she even agree to a next time Thats what am thinking now...

Freest:
When growing up, didn't u bath in the rain

I didn't fall into any erosion and jump into bed in my wet and dirty cloths. And hey! I am still growing up.

NairaMode: What happened was inevitable boy.
Just ensure that her phone is working perfectly.
That's all you owe her and check on her if she is good.
You had no control over what happened.

Yeah then offer to buy her some nice goodies again. Ladies like fast food.

Thanks for the encouragement... I will try again, i hope she even obliges

Gboliwe: I didn't fall into any erosion and jump into bed in my wet and dirty cloths. And hey! I am still growing up.

I was not happy, plus after the mud thing, rain washed away all my mud iniquities and i became whole again... No need to bath, i just needed that sleep so i wouldn't think... Plus i bathed when i woke up this morning

Dude, are you sure she is the one for you? Think am well.

jmoore:

EROSION DATE Part I

Lol!!! You must be high! Are you expecting part two Enemy of progress

Tymax:
Dude, are you sure she is the one for you? Think am well.

Do you measure the one for you by inevitable circumstances

Incase she agrees to another date, make una no near Third mainland bridge because.......hmmnnn

Freest:
Do you measure the one for you by inevitable circumstances

All those things happened to you? On your first date with the girl of your dreams?

My brother this is highlay Spirishual.

Only if she had come early. . .all those shytes wouldn't have happened. SMH

Spidermon: Incase she agrees to another date, make una no near Third mainland bridge because.......hmmnnn

Because what Finish your statements now

Freest:
Because what Finish your statements now

If rain falls heavily again, make erosion no go flush una enter lagoon

dats quite unfortunate...beta luck next tym

teewai3: dats quite unfortunate...beta luck next tym

Thanks

Iaz93: Only if she had come early. . .all those shytes wouldn't have happened. SMH

True talk..she was the cause of it all. A date was fixed for 3.30pm and she came 5pm Anyway sorry bro, shyte happens.

Hard luck maybe all the erosion things will not matter to her.