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The Chosen Church And The Failed Miracle Ala Lazarus by smemud(m): 3:36pm On Jan 09, 2014
The Chosen Church and the Failed Miracle ala Lazarus

The prophets of the Chosen Church promised a miracle ala Lazarus, but this miracle failed to happen in a community in Imo state.

The story below is a wake-up call to all gullible Nigerians who believe everything their pastors tell them, hook, line, and sinker.

The Chosen Church and the Failed Miracle ala Lazarus

The book of Matthew 24:24 says: "For false Christs and false prophets will arise and will show great signs and wonders, so as to mislead, if possible, even the elect. 25"Behold, I have told you in advance".

This Biblical injunction freely and clearly offers an advance warning that many Christians are yet to heed. It warns about the rise of false prophets masquerading as men of god that use God's name to swindle, deceive and hypnotize the gullible. That was exactly what happened in Umuezii, Nguru Mbaise where the Chosen Church of God prophets embarked on a failed mission to resurrect the dead. This is not the first time the Chosen Church is directly fingered in fake miracles and spiritual hocus-pocus.

A young man, from Umuezii community died in Burkina Faso in November last year under mysterious circumstances. A month after, his sealed body was brought back to Nigeria and was buried the same day in his family compound in Umuezii, Nguru Mbaise, Imo State.

Trouble started when prophets and seers of the Chosen Church of God prophesied that the dead-and-buried young man was still alive (six feet beneath the earth) as his soul has persistently approached them via telephone calls and other spiritual means, requesting immediate exhumation. His elder sister, who is a member of the Chosen Church, communicated this prophecy to the entire family, leading to a family resolution insisting on the "divinely ordered" exhumation.

The decision to exhume the dead body did not go down well with the community as such act was considered an abomination both under the native tradition and under the prevailing Catholic norms deeply established within the community. All entreaties to the family made by the traditional ruler and parish priest of the St. Luke Catholic Church, Umuezii to refrain from such religious charade fell on deaf ears. It got to a point that the deceased family representatives openly accused the church and community leaders of killing their late brother, and preventing his "god-ordained" resurrection. The family of the deceased coming out to offer apology

As a lasting solution to the impasse, the traditional ruler of the community invited the Chosen Church seers and prophets to sign an agreement of performance failing which they will be handed over to the police authorities for prosecution. The second condition was that the miracle will be performed in full public glare and in the presence of other independent witnesses. Proudly beating their chests and boasting deafeningly about their "majestic powers", the seers and prophets signed the agreement and a date was mutually agreed for the resurrection miracle.

On the appointed day, a horde of prayer warriors, choristers, singers, speaking-in-tongue experts, seers, prophets and the like stormed the village as early as 6 a.m. The traditional ruler also invited the police, radio commentators, reporters and correspondents from local newspapers and the state-owned Imo Broadcasting Corporation. Chosen Church of God seers boastfully started with an early morning prophecy that the dead young man will "resurrect" by 12 noon prompt. The digging up of the grave followed immediately until the body was exhumed.

Then the singing, violent shaking, screaming, cursing, loud yelling and other theatrical displays in the name of deliverance prayers ensued while the large crowd of keen onlookers watched with deep interest. From 6 a.m. till 12 noon, there was no sign that the young man was preparing to wake let alone resurrect. Seeing that the 12 noon deadline had passed, the seers quickly issued another prophecy shifting the hour of resurrection to 3 p.m. By this time, the prayer and singing sessions became even more intense and violent. 3 p.m. came and went. No sign of life. The Chosen Church prophets again, quickly handed down another prophecy declaring 6 p.m. as the divine resurrection hour. 6 p.m. also went by, and the dead man remained still, lifeless and unresurrected till this day!

Understandably impatient and angry after the 6p.m deadline, the policemen on standby arrested all the prophets, dancers, singers, clappers and everybody that accompanied them to the community. But before then, the Chosen Church prophets had forwarded messages to their head office requesting for spiritual reinforcement. Undeterred by the arrest of their team members, an additional team that arrived around 6 p.m continued with the prayer sessions even more aggressively and vociferously. They prayed and sang all through the night till the following morning. Still, no sign of resurrection! The police officers, who had then totally run out of patience, arrested the remaining Chosen Church members, and everyone connected to the resurrection miracle including the deceased's family representatives.

Some of the arrested Chosen Church members are currently on bail, while a lot more are still in custody till date. The dead body was deposited at the morgue at the Federal Medical Center, Owerri, as exhibit, pending further police investigations and prosecution of the false prophets.

I was present at the New Year church service held at St Lukes Catholic Church, Umuezii, Mbaise where the parish priest's sermon harped on the infiltration of false prophets into the Christendom, warning parishioners to be wary of them. He then invited the members of the deceased family to tender an unreserved apology to the community for the abominable acts they committed. (PICTURED ABOVE) The deceased's elder sister tendered what seemed like a half-hearted apology on the family's behalf.

What happened in Imo State is reminiscent of the stories that feature on Nkan 'Nbe, a popular Yoruba TV Program that features latter-day mystical occurrences. The Imo incident provides a compelling and cogent rationale for the effective regulation of the nefarious activities of churches whose stock in trade is to constitute public nuisance and to deceive and hypnotize the gullible. As a direct result of this incident, some Mbaise communities have proscribed the activities of Pentecostal churches in their localities.

All eyes are on the Imo State Police Command to see how they would handle this issue, and ensure that measures are put in place to deter future sinister activities perpetrated under the banner of religion. Perhaps, its time to ban the churches and their abracadabra miracles. That time is NOW!

By Victoria Ohaeri - PM News

http://www.informationng.com/2014/01/the-chosen-church-and-the-failed-miracle-ala-lazarus-pm-news.html

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Re: The Chosen Church And The Failed Miracle Ala Lazarus by Danhumprey: 3:46pm On Jan 09, 2014
LMFAO.........what a joke! gringringringringrin

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Re: The Chosen Church And The Failed Miracle Ala Lazarus by segzyj(m): 4:17pm On Jan 09, 2014
Joke of the year

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Re: The Chosen Church And The Failed Miracle Ala Lazarus by Dlionsheart: 4:51pm On Jan 09, 2014
This should move to joke section. What a joke.

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Re: The Chosen Church And The Failed Miracle Ala Lazarus by Sugahylz(f): 6:31pm On Jan 09, 2014
4th to comment. #okBye
Re: The Chosen Church And The Failed Miracle Ala Lazarus by Cooldude001: 6:32pm On Jan 09, 2014
Exodus 20:7 - Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain; for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain.

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Re: The Chosen Church And The Failed Miracle Ala Lazarus by PAGAN9JA(m): 6:32pm On Jan 09, 2014
[size=18pt]Re-Convert to Traditional Religion!

How can a free-born Tribesman submit to a Jewish man-god?


Worship the GODS!

not men![/size]


The Gods for Nigeria! cool



[img]http://intercultural.lafayette.edu/files/2011/01/Orishas.African-Gods.-Etching-and-aquatint-a-la-poupee.-Karima-Muyaes-2002.png[/img]

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Re: The Chosen Church And The Failed Miracle Ala Lazarus by Medunah: 6:33pm On Jan 09, 2014
Lwkmd, dey just made fun of themselves

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Re: The Chosen Church And The Failed Miracle Ala Lazarus by Akshow: 6:33pm On Jan 09, 2014
Orisirisi dey shele o. Yeye talk de smell

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Re: The Chosen Church And The Failed Miracle Ala Lazarus by alotofgrace(m): 6:34pm On Jan 09, 2014
God is dey....
God knows his own...
Idahosa did not invite crowd, babalola did not invite crowd...
God publicly 'disgraces' those who dont listen to instructions completely in the closet

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Re: The Chosen Church And The Failed Miracle Ala Lazarus by Saraben(f): 6:34pm On Jan 09, 2014
joke of the week

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Re: The Chosen Church And The Failed Miracle Ala Lazarus by venorite(m): 6:34pm On Jan 09, 2014
We need to understand thaat God does not need any special pastor to perform his miracles.these so called pastors are thriving on the guilabity of nigerians.this is a wake up call.if ure not catholic or anglican,becareful of the church u attend

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Re: The Chosen Church And The Failed Miracle Ala Lazarus by nora544: 6:34pm On Jan 09, 2014
I know we will hear every day new stories about some fake Pastors from this new churches,

believe me this will not the last one, who come out to be a fake and only after the money of his followers.

The next big so called great man of God will show his real face very soon and I know it will be very hard for most of his followers to believe it.

Why all this fake Pastors pentecostals?

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Re: The Chosen Church And The Failed Miracle Ala Lazarus by Caracta(f): 6:35pm On Jan 09, 2014
Now this is some hilarious joke. I need to stop laughing cheesy

You don't put God to test like that! He is a miracle worker not a magician.


Funny ish grin

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Re: The Chosen Church And The Failed Miracle Ala Lazarus by Nobody: 6:36pm On Jan 09, 2014
WHAT A FUNNY STORY
IM WITH THE COPS ON THIS ONE
GOOD WORK
Re: The Chosen Church And The Failed Miracle Ala Lazarus by akposking(m): 6:36pm On Jan 09, 2014
What this.
Re: The Chosen Church And The Failed Miracle Ala Lazarus by ignis: 6:38pm On Jan 09, 2014
This time, I reserve my comment, in due time, I will comment my reserve.

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Re: The Chosen Church And The Failed Miracle Ala Lazarus by madnigerian: 6:38pm On Jan 09, 2014
The problem with the church in Nigeria is that we are so concerned about miracles and riches that we have become less concerned about being like Christ.

The reason why the young man was not raised from the dead is because those Chosen members wanted a miracle that would make them look powerful....a miracle that would not glorify God, but Chosen church. They wanted to use God to glorify their church , and attract members to said church.

God is our King and Father. He is not an instrument to be used in our hands for cheap parlor trick style Christianity. He is God and he is not man.

I am a born again Christian. I believe in Miracles.

BUT I also believe that miracles are for the purpose of glorifying God.....not glorifying man, or making us feel better about being Christians, or helping our faith. No, miracles are for the achievement of God's purpose.....which is not what we men want.

Time for the Nigerian church to stop focusing on 'goodies'.

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Re: The Chosen Church And The Failed Miracle Ala Lazarus by Ayomax(m): 6:38pm On Jan 09, 2014
I neva liked tht fake church for once. all their members look horrible

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Re: The Chosen Church And The Failed Miracle Ala Lazarus by Nobody: 6:38pm On Jan 09, 2014
wtf!

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Re: The Chosen Church And The Failed Miracle Ala Lazarus by Nobody: 6:39pm On Jan 09, 2014
lol is al i gat 2 say
Re: The Chosen Church And The Failed Miracle Ala Lazarus by Nobody: 6:39pm On Jan 09, 2014
Space booked
Re: The Chosen Church And The Failed Miracle Ala Lazarus by PAGAN9JA(m): 6:39pm On Jan 09, 2014
Kudos to the Traditional Ruler!


They are the Keepers of Religion of our Land.
cool

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Re: The Chosen Church And The Failed Miracle Ala Lazarus by 2tek: 6:41pm On Jan 09, 2014
what do u expect in a country where 50% of the world richest pastors come from while more than 50% of her populace live below poverty line. greatly delluded pple.

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Re: The Chosen Church And The Failed Miracle Ala Lazarus by emmaliveth10(m): 6:42pm On Jan 09, 2014
kiss cry cry ka nnukwa ...ana amakpanu aka ? grin grin
Re: The Chosen Church And The Failed Miracle Ala Lazarus by Nobody: 6:42pm On Jan 09, 2014
Many reasons why i like jehovah's witnesses.

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Re: The Chosen Church And The Failed Miracle Ala Lazarus by Emerald120(f): 6:43pm On Jan 09, 2014
wonders they say shall never end.
Re: The Chosen Church And The Failed Miracle Ala Lazarus by Nobody: 6:43pm On Jan 09, 2014
The church will lose a lot of members. Nevr start wat u cannot finish

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Re: The Chosen Church And The Failed Miracle Ala Lazarus by Nobody: 6:43pm On Jan 09, 2014
Hehehehe. . Make I no laugh abeg grin

Since when did God become a magician biko?

Chai. Let me continue laughing jare grin grin

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Re: The Chosen Church And The Failed Miracle Ala Lazarus by Youngzedd(m): 6:44pm On Jan 09, 2014
They will come and defend their pastor.

Lets watch and see.

I see this thread getting to more than 5 pages.

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Re: The Chosen Church And The Failed Miracle Ala Lazarus by alotofgrace(m): 6:44pm On Jan 09, 2014
PAGAN 9JA:
[size=18pt]Re-Convert to Traditional Religion!


How can a free-born Tribesman submit to a Jewish man-god?


Worship the GODS!

not men![/size]


The Gods for Nigeria! cool



[img]http://intercultural.lafayette.edu/files/2011/01/Orishas.African-Gods.-Etching-and-aquatint-a-la-poupee.-Karima-Muyaes-2002.png[/img]


grin

Re: The Chosen Church And The Failed Miracle Ala Lazarus by PAGAN9JA(m): 6:44pm On Jan 09, 2014
mad nigerian: The problem with the church in Nigeria is that we [s]are so concerned about miracles and riches that we have become less concerned about being[/s] worship jewish men like Christ.
The reason why the young man was not raised from the dead is because [s]those Chosen members wanted a miracle that would make them look powerful....a miracle that would not glorify God, but Chosen church. They wanted to use God to glorify their church , and attract members to said church.[/s] christianity is the worlds oldest surviving 419
God is our King and Father. He is not an instrument to be used in our hands for cheap parlor trick style Christianity. He is God and he is not man.
I am a born again Christian. I believe in Miracles. and yet Im foolish enough to worship men like jesus. In other words, Im a big hypocrite.
BUT I also believe that miracles are for the purpose of glorifying God.....not glorifying man, or making us feel better about being Christians, or helping our faith. No, miracles are for the achievement of God's purpose.....which is not what we men want.
Time for the Nigerian church to stop focusing on 'goodies'. shut down and for Traditional Shrines dedicated to GODS to reopen.

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