Lol funny story!

KingMEXX: Dude yu no dey tire in your argument to win over some people to your traditional religion?

why should I give in to lies?

I am doing a National Service by educating people.

yall should start taking things seriously.

This is not a joke.

when its on you, then you will realize. .

Fresia01: What a way 2 test God and embarras urself. Nt funie. But datz nt 2 say dat sum orthodox pastorz aint fake aswel. Dnt limit it 2 pentecostal pastorz!

Which one is 'orthodox pastors'?

PAGAN 9JA:






Yorubas don't kill twins.

The twins are considered sacred in Ifa Orisha because of their nature of dual-forces.

I personally have many Babalawo associates and they are under oath not to lie.

I have also done my independent research.

You might be right there....

[url]http://www.uiowa.edu/~africart/Ibeji%20for%20web/List%20of%20research%20papers.html[/url]

Although.....I will say that the way Abiku are treated is scary..............

Hahahahaha!
Personally I think the miracle was on its way before the impertinent police intervened and messed up the whole thing. Just becuase they said 12.00pm then 3.00pm then....does not mean that we should see it in those humanly temporal ways. Remember God's ways are infinite and one hour could be a million years in the eyes of the Lord. It is possible the Lord planned for the miracle to happen in 1000 years. They should have just allowed those pastors to keep praying until the revealed will of the Almighty is done. Even if that happened at the second coming when all the other dead people will also arise.
People should just learn to be patient!. Lol!!

PAGAN 9JA:


why should I give in to lies?

I am doing a National Service by educating people.

yall should start taking things seriously.

This is not a joke.

when its on you, then you will realize. .

There is Nufin to take serious here..

Your religion is now old and abolished, deal with it...

Its the 21st Century, with this your mentality, I see the world evolving and leaving yu behind. Get abreast with latest researches instead of boring your self with this whole Pagan talk....My 2kobo though

mad nigerian:

Although.....I will say that the way Abiku are treated is scary..............

Abiku/Ogbanje are spirits of children who died before puberty.

They have to be appeased, because they were not able to fulfill their lives dreams, ambitions, etc.
They become restless and disruptive.

You see what illiteracy is causing in our society.

KingMEXX: There is Nufin to take serious here..

Your religion is now old and abolished, deal with it...

old and abolished

Then where did I drop from? The sky?

Its the 21st Century, with this your mentality, I see the world evolving and leaving yu behind. Get abreast with latest researches instead of boring your self with this whole Pagan talk....My 2kobo though

stop this 21st century bullshyt! The world is evolving and freeing itself from the shackles of mental oppresion and christianity!

Even Europe has almost dropped christianity and are moving onto Neo-Paganism, Wicca, etc. or just plain atheism.


Update yourself joor! you are behind times.

mad nigerian:

Actually I am not Yoruba.(mother is...pops from South South).....and unfortunately I do come from a tribe that killed twins at birth before Christianity came.

And yes, Yorubas too did kill twins.....and no, I do not consider them barbaric. It may have been a practice that started thousands of years ago during famines, and then acquired the veneer of traditional religious belief as justification.

@OP
Your last paragraph shows a deep mind that has given deep thought to small matter of twins-killing.
Forget this country, fast money has led to a demand for fast miracles.

Defenders of the universe indeed.

Ds must b a joke whalahitalai !

Don't just knw what to say, it is well

reminds me of the prophets of Baal during Elijahs day

A friend of mine travelled from Kaduna to Anambra last year.On her way,thieves attacked them around Edo State axis.One stupid and God-forsaken 'the Lord's Chosen' member surprisingly confronted the thieves saying 'he is the Lord's chosen memeber' and that nothing can harm him.He was so fortunate that the thieves were in happy mood as they put just a bullet in his leg.Wish he was even killed!!Many Christians are not only gullible but their foolishness knows no bound.When the thieves had made away with their personal effect,she said they hurled abuses on him for being nitwit.Be warned, God cannot be mocked!

chai....something dey oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

somtea: Lots of ppl opened d thread hoping to see another story about d lords chosen charismatic movement. D op should make clear d distinction btwn both churches 2 avoid any confusion. Bless

You no get eyes I tell you.

Really?

PAGAN 9JA:


old and abolished

Then where did I drop from? The sky?



stop this 21st century bullshyt! The world is evolving and freeing itself from the shackles of mental oppresion and christianity!

Even Europe has almost dropped christianity and are moving onto Neo-Paganism, Wicca, etc. or just plain atheism.


Update yourself joor! you are behind times.

Why do you always cause trouble in any thread you enter

Why making mockery of other people's religion. And you want them to embrace your religion right

Errant bullsh1t.

You got to change.

Youngzedd:

Why do you always cause trouble in any thread you enter

That's what Pagans do...

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Omo na film be this abi this tin really happen

PAGAN 9JA:


old and abolished

Then where did I drop from? The sky?

Depending on your generation, I must tell yu that the liberation from African Traditional Religion (ATR) was fully effective from the last generation. Many of the present generation kids are either strong Members of one Church or even Priests/Pastors.
I feel ashamed if yu believe that your existence in this world hovers around ATR

stop this 21st century bullshyt! The world is evolving and freeing itself from the shackles of mental oppresion and christianity!

Even Europe has almost dropped christianity and are moving onto Neo-Paganism, Wicca, etc. or just plain atheism.


Update yourself joor! you are behind times.

Rather, I think yu would be right if yu say that the World is even embracing Christianity/Islam More than can be said about ATR. Read the news daily, yu would hear stories of converts from ATR into the "Modern" religion. The movt is massive; There's even widespread evangelism going on amongst the Christians and their Islamic brothers while the typical Nigerian man would only rely on ATR whenever he wants some "supernatural" powers for Protection, Wealth etc We hear of such stories everyday

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Mbaise? And this suppose to be Nairaland LORRETA'S village. Smh!

IamDebola:

Goat, we don't worship Kaabah, we only use it for direction. If there is no Kaabah there will be chaos, because Rich men would say lets face my house because I'm rich, a beautiful woman would say lets face my room because I'm beautiful etc.

Get that?

pls wats dis one sayin?

IamDebola:

Goat, we don't worship Kaabah, we only use it for direction. If there is no Kaabah there will be chaos, because Rich men would say lets face my house because I'm rich, a beautiful woman would say lets face my room because I'm beautiful etc.

Get that?

pls wats dis one sayin?

Is this church same as Lazarus Muoka's The Lords Chosen?

I'm literally ROTF

op, do u mean god chosen did all these, this is so flabacasket

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iykofias: op, do u mean god chosen did all these, this is so flabacasket

Jeeeeeehooooovaaaaaa!!!..Bros I jst pray make e be say na joke u wan talk up der oooo.....*drops dead*

Let the dead rest in peace.