My people, you will never believe what happened to
me yesterday at Sahad Stores in Abuja.
I still can't get over it.
I went to the super market to pick something to eat
and as I was walking down the isle, I noticed this
man staring at me...
I looked at him and kept walking to the front
counter to pick bottled water and gala.
As I picked them and turned to find the same man
right in front of my face!
I tried to give him some of my love so I smiled and
said "Hi!" then I went on to get a can coke.
Can you believe that same man followed me
through the store?
I was getting a little nervous and mad because he
was following me without saying anything.
But you know me, trying to be friendly... I just said
"Hi!"
He finaly responded and said,
"I am sorry for staring but you look just like my
youngest son... We just buried him two weeks
ago".
I felt stupid for getting mad as I expressed my
sincerity to him.
He said he was fine as he knows that his son is
with the lord.
Then he asked me to do him a favour.
I said "sure, if I can."
He said he was a bit sad that his son never said
goodbye to him before passing on.
He asked me to get in line behind him and as he
left the store I should say "Goodbye dad" so that
he could have a sense of closure.
Though his request was weird, I however agreed to
grant them.
So as he collected his bags from the cashier and
walked away, I said "Bye Dad" he turned and said
"Bye my dear son".
When the cashier calculated my bill, she said the
total was N11,250!
I shouted "what?... Can you please explain how a
bottle of N70 water, N50 gala and N100 can coke
will sum to such amount?".
She said "your dad said you are paying for his bill
too."
"My dad? That man is not my father!" I yelled back
in response...
I quickly rushed out just in time to see the man
moving towards the parking lot.
I ran after him and was screaming "excuse me...
Excuse me!!!"
He started running for his car as he saw me
coming.
I caught him just before he was able to close his
door.
I kept on pulling and pulling his legs!!!
Just like am pulling yours now!
Chei! Una too like gist, see as you sidon with
seriousness dey read...

Funny...

Lool,you got me

Stale joke

pasqal09: Stale joke

dats not funny

It has tay dis joke.

E don tey

Which mumu leaves his house or place of work and goes to a super marker to buy a can of coke, water and gala, when u have guys selling these stuff on the street as long as enviromental no catch them. Lame joke!

romzey: Which mumu leaves his house or place of work and goes to a super marker to buy a can of coke, water and gala, when u have guys selling these stuff on the street as long as enviromental no catch them. Lame joke!

Go nd Die

Hahahaha.