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Re: My Jokes: Not Allowed To Enter by dani1luv: 7:09pm On Sep 10, 2008
gab i no guud fo am o shocked
Re: My Jokes: Not Allowed To Enter by MrInfo1(m): 9:27pm On Sep 10, 2008
clemcykul:

infomama grin

lipsrsealed
Re: My Jokes: Not Allowed To Enter by Gabry(f): 1:14am On Sep 11, 2008
TUFE!!!!!!!!!!! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME ALL ALONE LIKE THIS AFTER SUCH A LONG TIME! angry embarassed embarassed

Virgin or no Virgin, I dont want to say anything. I be Virgin, you guys bash me I be no Virgin, you guys bash me. So now I am in between ok people?

dani1luv, dont mind them jare. They are a nutcase. They ate too much groundnuts thats why.

Info, who be Infomama now?
Re: My Jokes: Not Allowed To Enter by MrInfo1(m): 6:10am On Sep 11, 2008
I go soon start audition for em kiss
Re: My Jokes: Not Allowed To Enter by cbase: 8:20am On Sep 11, 2008
audition? undecided
Re: My Jokes: Not Allowed To Enter by clemcykul(f): 10:05am On Sep 11, 2008
hmm no comment
*goes off to brush teeths*
Re: My Jokes: Not Allowed To Enter by cbase: 10:18am On Sep 11, 2008
u need am wink
Re: My Jokes: Not Allowed To Enter by tufe(m): 12:35pm On Sep 11, 2008
gab, i no leave u ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. u know say u never still report to my bedroom. cheesy cheesy cheesy kiss kiss
Re: My Jokes: Not Allowed To Enter by cbase: 1:06pm On Sep 11, 2008
Got this from a friend,

A rolling stone ……… na person push am.
A stitch in time, …, dey prevent further tear tear.
Birds of the same feather……… na the same mama born dem.
One good turn……… na power steering be that.
A bird in hand……, na Christmas chicken food be that.
He who laughs last……, na mumu.
Why him no catch the joke at the first time and laugh when other dey laugh?
The patient dog……, Na hunger go kill am
Re: My Jokes: Not Allowed To Enter by tufe(m): 1:49pm On Sep 11, 2008
lol, thats so funny dude wink grin grin grin
Re: My Jokes: Not Allowed To Enter by Gabry(f): 3:51am On Sep 16, 2008
tufe:

gab, i no leave u ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. u know say u never still report to my bedroom. cheesy cheesy cheesy kiss kiss

I only fit report to you in school sha. Not in your bedroom. Its illegal
Re: My Jokes: Not Allowed To Enter by Jeovy(m): 7:41am On Sep 16, 2008
cbase:

Got this from a friend,

he got it from me,cbase na wah o
Re: My Jokes: Not Allowed To Enter by Gabry(f): 7:42am On Sep 16, 2008
So are you gonna wip his Behind apart?
Re: My Jokes: Not Allowed To Enter by Jeovy(m): 7:44am On Sep 16, 2008
how you take know
Re: My Jokes: Not Allowed To Enter by Gabry(f): 7:59am On Sep 16, 2008
because your motha told me just now at ballet class
Re: My Jokes: Not Allowed To Enter by Gabry(f): 1:25am On Jan 06, 2009
or was it you that told me at Mahjong class? undecided
Re: My Jokes: Not Allowed To Enter by SeanT21(f): 5:54am On Jan 06, 2009
Good Ones!!
Re: My Jokes: Not Allowed To Enter by romsky: 9:18am On Jan 06, 2009
[center]i saw nuttin gud[/center]baby on board
Re: My Jokes: Not Allowed To Enter by dani1luv: 9:35am On Jan 06, 2009
then eyes dey pain u
Re: My Jokes: Not Allowed To Enter by Gabry(f): 9:39am On Jan 06, 2009
Her eyes dey fall out to the ground. Pele about her frog eyes Ooo sad
Re: My Jokes: Not Allowed To Enter by romsky: 9:41am On Jan 06, 2009
hey pardner u join force with dat underage to yab me embarassed
dont even tink of crying on my shoulder 2nyt angry
Re: My Jokes: Not Allowed To Enter by sholabanke(m): 10:56pm On Jan 06, 2009
abeg allow am for 2nite
Re: My Jokes: Not Allowed To Enter by joyAA(f): 11:37pm On Jan 06, 2009
gab,shes on fire
Re: My Jokes: Not Allowed To Enter by Gabry(f): 1:27am On Jan 07, 2009
romade:

hey pardner u join force with that underage to yab me embarassed
don't even think of crying on my shoulder 2nyt angry

LMAO!!! grin You funny funny funny you! grin

sholabanke:

abeg allow am for 2nite

You tell him Ooo

joyAA:

gab,shes on fire

Who be on fire? Abeg, go call fire fighter
Re: My Jokes: Not Allowed To Enter by neowelsh(m): 2:58am On Jan 07, 2009
Fire service gab is on fire. Oh my god dem say dem no get water. tongue
Re: My Jokes: Not Allowed To Enter by Gabry(f): 5:23am On Jan 07, 2009
good,. Than I can be african too in no time but maybe by than I be dudu version
Re: My Jokes: Not Allowed To Enter by clemcykul(f): 2:37pm On Jan 07, 2009
that will be great grin
Re: My Jokes: Not Allowed To Enter by Gabry(f): 1:17am On Jan 08, 2009
Thank you jare grin
Re: My Jokes: Not Allowed To Enter by dani1luv: 12:58pm On Apr 23, 2009
you no well gabby cheesy
Re: My Jokes: Not Allowed To Enter by PeeJee(m): 1:02pm On Apr 23, 2009
givam alabukun grin
Re: My Jokes: Not Allowed To Enter by Lolabbey: 1:08pm On Apr 23, 2009
abi karaoole
Re: My Jokes: Not Allowed To Enter by dani1luv: 1:33pm On Apr 23, 2009
she said she prefer. . tsang tsung bcoz of her location cheesy

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