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Re: How To Keep A Man by erratic: 6:55pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
Good luck to you all and your men. But no one is keeping me in this office. See ya. |
Re: How To Keep A Man by DeepZone: 6:55pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
Fear him? Is he God?stage 33- respect him and fear him greatly Stage 34: make him change diapers. |
Re: How To Keep A Man by Nobody: 6:56pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
35-make sure he cleans ur ass after pupuuing |
Re: How To Keep A Man by Nobody: 6:56pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
stage 36- always knee down while talking to him |
Re: How To Keep A Man by yongbabe(f): 6:59pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
stage 37- make sure he babysits d kids alwayz |
Re: How To Keep A Man by Nobody: 7:02pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
stage 38- do not dare insult him |
Re: How To Keep A Man by DeepZone: 7:09pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
Stage 39: Torture him by walking around the house naked afterall what goes up must come down. |
Re: How To Keep A Man by yongbabe(f): 8:40pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
DeepZone: loooooooooool Stage 40- ban his favorite tv shows |
Re: How To Keep A Man by DeepZone: 9:07pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
Stage 41: Force him to press up 40x every morning to keep his six packs firm for your personal pleasure. |
Re: How To Keep A Man by yongbabe(f): 12:10pm On Aug 23, 2008 |
stage 42- he must not complain about ur shape |
Re: How To Keep A Man by sexyLeamon(f): 12:03pm On Nov 26, 2008 |
that was quite fun |
Re: How To Keep A Man by TONDO: 8:21pm On Nov 26, 2008 |
if you have all this quality, you can keep a man which are follows: 1. well beheviors. 2. nice tonight. 3. sweet to kiss. 4. sweet love. 5. tall, yellow. 6. brilliant, sensetive. Thanks |
Re: How To Keep A Man by MrCrackles(m): 8:24pm On Nov 26, 2008 |
OTONDO village headmaster, i salute oo! Una don come scatter grammar for this side Well done sir |
Re: How To Keep A Man by RedHotChic(f): 2:49am On Nov 27, 2008 |
if you have all this quality, you can keep a man which are follows: @#5, WTF? |
Re: How To Keep A Man by jgirl3: 2:51am On Nov 27, 2008 |
@ post, Yes o! It's call jazz straight from the motherland. Nothing else will keep a man down if he does not want to be with you. |
Re: How To Keep A Man by OgidiBoy(m): 2:55am On Nov 27, 2008 |
Hey J-girl, if I was your man, what would you do to keep me from straying away? |
Re: How To Keep A Man by jgirl3: 2:57am On Nov 27, 2008 |
OgidiBoy:What would you do to show that you absolutely want me if you were my man? If you can tell me that, I'll tell you what I will do to ensure that you don't stray if you were my man. |
Re: How To Keep A Man by OgidiBoy(m): 3:01am On Nov 27, 2008 |
Simple, I just have to be very honest, romantic, and respectful. It's no big deal, now answer my question. |
Re: How To Keep A Man by jgirl3: 3:07am On Nov 27, 2008 |
OgidiBoy:Exactly! You keep a man by showing him how much you care. If he can't appreciate that, he can go drown himself but at least you know you tried. |
Re: How To Keep A Man by CodeRED(f): 3:11am On Nov 27, 2008 |
See these two Hot ones , Y'all need to stop this e-shagging, I am becoming weary of all these e-babies |
Re: How To Keep A Man by jgirl3: 3:15am On Nov 27, 2008 |
CodeRED:LOL! What would you do to keep a man? You better advise the less fortunate (e.g. people like us) out there. |
Re: How To Keep A Man by OgidiBoy(m): 3:15am On Nov 27, 2008 |
CodeRED: WHO ME abeg oh!! |
Re: How To Keep A Man by CodeRED(f): 3:19am On Nov 27, 2008 |
j-girl: ROFL, I have not problem in that department dear. They get addicted to the Pitbull and thus find it very difficult to part ways . Erhmm, Treat them the same way they treat you. If they treat you like an Empress you return the Emperor favour. If they treat you like a bitch, treat them like a mongrel. They will love you for it OgidiBoy: See this one na . Ofcourse you. You better have your brideprice ready. And I am not talking Naira. I ONLY take "black and Platimum" cards, Stocks and bonds |
Re: How To Keep A Man by OgidiBoy(m): 3:24am On Nov 27, 2008 |
CodeRED: Brideprice abeg I no wan marry you, I no fit handle you. see your head like stocks and bonds ***ogidiboy runs from thread**** |
Re: How To Keep A Man by jgirl3: 3:25am On Nov 27, 2008 |
OgidiBoy:Runaway wannabe groom, come back jare. She's talking about brideprice for me. That's my guardian. See the way this guy pick race sha! CodeRED:LOL! I guessed as much. . . good advice. |
Re: How To Keep A Man by RedHotChic(f): 3:25am On Nov 27, 2008 |
Common pay the price and marry her. |
Re: How To Keep A Man by OgidiBoy(m): 3:29am On Nov 27, 2008 |
Abeg i no dey marry. I just moved from my parents basement last year, make I enjoy small before I settle down. |
Re: How To Keep A Man by RedHotChic(f): 3:31am On Nov 27, 2008 |
Abeg i no dey marry. I just moved from my parents basement last year, make I enjoy small before I settle down. You must marry her. |
Re: How To Keep A Man by CodeRED(f): 3:32am On Nov 27, 2008 |
OgidiBoy: see this one, marry you? YOu cant handle me dread. I will spend your week's salary on a pair of Jimmy Choo , I was refering to marying my e-baby J girl. RedHotChic: How are my god-children Deepni and Hannizo doing dear? |
Re: How To Keep A Man by jgirl3: 3:34am On Nov 27, 2008 |
CodeRED:LOL! Don't mind him. . . yet he was asking me to tell him how I would be romantic with my man. Why start what you can't finish? |
Re: How To Keep A Man by whatever90(f): 3:35am On Nov 27, 2008 |
islander how r u doing hon |
Re: How To Keep A Man by A40(m): 3:35am On Nov 27, 2008 |
Someone not too submissive but willing to play her part and accept that the man is the man,someone who can cook or at least clean it might sound cliche but you can't run away from it,good love-making or sex Making an effort to look hot and sizzling for me TONDO:You should patent your unique brand of english you would make lots of money |
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