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How To Keep A Man by DeepZone: 5:52am On Aug 22, 2008
Ladies,
Do you need any form of manipulation to keep your man?


If you could write your own manual on "How To Keep Your Man," what would you suggest?

And

On the flip side, as a woman, what would you suggest men put in their "How To Keep Your Woman" manual?
Re: How To Keep A Man by NegroNtns(m): 6:17am On Aug 22, 2008
Too late for you. That manual is not going to help you any.
Re: How To Keep A Man by DeepZone: 6:18am On Aug 22, 2008
Too late for you. That manual is not going to help you any.

Go to bed. Are you a woman?
Re: How To Keep A Man by NegroNtns(m): 6:25am On Aug 22, 2008
Is it exclusive?
Re: How To Keep A Man by DeepZone: 6:31am On Aug 22, 2008
Is it exclusive?
Yep.
Re: How To Keep A Man by NegroNtns(m): 6:48am On Aug 22, 2008
Where is that written? I ought to poke you in your eye!
Re: How To Keep A Man by RobertK: 3:30pm On Aug 22, 2008
For the Girls, keeping your man is not that difficult. Most naija girls are weak in this,

1. Write love notes and leave it his wallet. Your love notes do not have to just say, "I love you". Certainly you can end them with that popular phrase, but you can say something as simple as: "Honey, I love the beautiful gifts you gave me this weekend. You always do nice things that make me feel special". Write about those things that he does that makes you feel special.
2. Give him small gifts on weekdays. Go to the mall, buy him a nice shirt, a tie, watch, or a bottle of drink, wrap it and add a card that says something special. Gift giving is not just for his birthdays or the weekends. When you give him a gift during the week, it helps break up the monotony of his work week and gives him that break that he needs to smell the roses.
There are abt 5 of them. check out the complete post below:
http://www.meetprincecharming..com/
Re: How To Keep A Man by thendo(m): 3:34pm On Aug 22, 2008
dont believe in all the bull, if you want to keep your man just be yourself, and dont underestimate the power of the pot-learn to cook cool
Re: How To Keep A Man by iice(f): 3:41pm On Aug 22, 2008
LOL i was just talking about this with my sister.
This is what some women do.

You tell the man honey, if you don't do this/that blah blah, you don't love me undecided undecided And the men sef undecided
Re: How To Keep A Man by DeepZone: 5:38pm On Aug 22, 2008
don't believe in all the bull, if you want to keep your man just be yourself, and don't underestimate the power of the pot-learn to cook

What if they live in america where everybody works like crazy? Should she still hold on to the power to cook?
Re: How To Keep A Man by yongbabe(f): 5:41pm On Aug 22, 2008
Stage one- buy chains
Stage two- buy a chair
Stage three- chain him to the chair

afta that, he is all urs cheesy grin
Re: How To Keep A Man by Nobody: 5:43pm On Aug 22, 2008
yong babe:

Stage one- buy chains
Stage two- buy a chair
Stage three- chain him to the chair

after that, he is all urs cheesy grin
lol cheesy that is funny yb
Re: How To Keep A Man by yongbabe(f): 5:46pm On Aug 22, 2008
rokiatu:

lol cheesy that is funny yb

and very effective wink grin
Re: How To Keep A Man by Nobody: 5:47pm On Aug 22, 2008
so many ways on how to keep a man

men r babies,treat them like one and u have them
Re: How To Keep A Man by DeepZone: 5:47pm On Aug 22, 2008
Stage one- buy chains
Stage two- buy a chair
Stage three- chain him to the chair

after that, he is all urs
Stage 4: buy a cain to flog him anytime he lies. grin grin grin
Stage 5?
Re: How To Keep A Man by Nobody: 5:48pm On Aug 22, 2008
mesmya:

so many ways on how to keep a man

men r babies,treat them like one and u have them
please try this at home grin


yong babe:

Stage one- buy chains
Stage two- buy a chair
Stage three- chain him to the chair

after that, he is all urs cheesy grin
PLEASE DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME grin
Re: How To Keep A Man by SOJ(m): 5:50pm On Aug 22, 2008
rokiatu:

please try this at home grin

PLEASE DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME grin

peeps into forum to spy;methinks some lady-eesh stuff going on here tongue
Re: How To Keep A Man by yongbabe(f): 5:51pm On Aug 22, 2008
DeepZone:

Stage 4: buy a cain to flog him anytime he lies. grin grin grin
Stage 5?

eheh, now u are talkyn

Stage 5- collect ALL his check books
Stage 6-
Re: How To Keep A Man by Nobody: 5:51pm On Aug 22, 2008
SOJ:

peeps into forum to spy;methinks some lady-eesh stuff going on here tongue
can you come again?
Re: How To Keep A Man by Nobody: 5:53pm On Aug 22, 2008
yong babe:

eheh, now u are talkyn

Stage 5- collect ALL his check books
Stage 6-

Stage 6-tell him to sign over all his cash to you,or face casteration cool

stage 7?
Re: How To Keep A Man by onyinye2(f): 5:54pm On Aug 22, 2008
step 5: get his credit, bank numbers, check books, cash, change and store it
step 6: tell him if he wants to leave. . . fine, just expect a 1000 dollar bill in your mail grin
Re: How To Keep A Man by erratic: 5:55pm On Aug 22, 2008
rokiatu:

can you come again?
SOJ you have a waitin invitation to cu m again
Re: How To Keep A Man by yongbabe(f): 5:56pm On Aug 22, 2008
Stage 7- censor his tv, as in he is 2 watch no show with females in it,
              x-pt if its a tape of us of course
Stage 8- ?
Re: How To Keep A Man by Nobody: 5:58pm On Aug 22, 2008
stage 8-make sure he pounds yam for food and atleast clean d whole house twice a day

stage 9-
Re: How To Keep A Man by Nobody: 5:59pm On Aug 22, 2008
stage 9- make sure he does not sleep without putting the kids to sleep

stage 10-
Re: How To Keep A Man by yongbabe(f): 5:59pm On Aug 22, 2008
stage 10- Buy a leash chain should incase he needs 2 use the toilet
stage 9- ?
Re: How To Keep A Man by erratic: 6:00pm On Aug 22, 2008
yong babe:

Stage 7- censor his tv, as in he is 2 watch no show with females in it,
              x-pt if its a tape of us of course
Stage 8- ?
You dont expect him to live much longer after this
Re: How To Keep A Man by Nobody: 6:01pm On Aug 22, 2008
stage 11-make sure he does all d laundry in d house including ur undies

stage 12-
Re: How To Keep A Man by yongbabe(f): 6:03pm On Aug 22, 2008
erratic:

You don't expect him to live much longer after this

he must nah.

stage 12 - make sure he agrees with EVERYTHING u say
                 u are the boss

stage 13-
Re: How To Keep A Man by Nobody: 6:04pm On Aug 22, 2008
stage 13- try you best to not annoyed him

stage 14-
Re: How To Keep A Man by SOJ(m): 6:06pm On Aug 22, 2008
@rokiatu

CUMMING i am!! grin grin grin tongue
Re: How To Keep A Man by erratic: 6:07pm On Aug 22, 2008
rokiatu:

stage 13- try you best to not annoyed him

stage 14-
Yeah. This is one sure way. Now lets hear more

SOJ:

@rokiatu

CUMMING i am!! grin grin grin tongue
Everybody wait. SOJ is cu mming

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