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Re: Three Reasons Why Someone Should Marry You? by DeepZone: 7:08am On Sep 08, 2008 |
@topic Thats what's up!!!! |
Re: Three Reasons Why Someone Should Marry You? by whitelexi(m): 8:56am On Sep 08, 2008 |
DeepZone: girl needs serious help - this sort of help only comes when u finally become a case of wasted years, by that time, u will run and learn to cook and nobody'll still want u |
Re: Three Reasons Why Someone Should Marry You? by Thor(m): 10:04am On Sep 08, 2008 |
Cristalz and Thor's London Agenda Monday 8th September 2008 17:30 Meet at Airport (Cristalz in nuns habit, Thor wearing only priests collar) 17:45 Limo into town with pink Champagne on ice and some serious smooching 18:15 Stop off at Harrods to buy the lady some expensive gifts, swap nuns habit for a fur coat 19:00 Arrive at the Hotel Ritz, honeymoon suite, into Jaquzi, more champagne and some light naughtiness 20:00 Thor gives Cristalz sensual all over body massage with exotic oils leading to more naughtyness 21:00 Romantic dinner for two the Sake No Hana, Mayfair 22:30 Off to a Cabaret show, more Champagne, great music and dancing 00:00 Romantic walk along the Thames stopping often to smooch and cuddle 01:00 Back to the Ritz for a night of non stop intense passion 01:00 - 07:00 All kinds of naughtiness, multiple orgasm's, oral heaven and smooching 08:00 Breakfast in bed 08:30 - 13:00 daytime naughtiness 13:00 Lunch at the Carlton Towers 15:00 Back to the hotel for a final bought of lovemaking 18:00 Limo back to Airport 19:00 Tearful goodbye at Heathrows terminal 5 Copyright 2008, THOR International - All Rights Reserved |
Re: Three Reasons Why Someone Should Marry You? by Pataki: 10:27am On Sep 08, 2008 |
tRoOE:Another of those westernized babes? I hope you find the mumu man that will be at your beck and call. When you find him, kindly holla. I am also in need of a male servant, who will be of assistance with DeepShit in my cow farm. Thor:All in one day? |
Re: Three Reasons Why Someone Should Marry You? by whitelexi(m): 10:41am On Sep 08, 2008 |
Pataki: That girl/lady/sister/nun must be damned cheap |
Re: Three Reasons Why Someone Should Marry You? by Thor(m): 10:43am On Sep 08, 2008 |
It's not the quantity, but the quality |
Re: Three Reasons Why Someone Should Marry You? by Pataki: 12:42pm On Sep 08, 2008 |
whitelexi:Reminds of me how Abacha used to do it in his days. . . . |
Re: Three Reasons Why Someone Should Marry You? by Thor(m): 2:58pm On Sep 08, 2008 |
Cristalz is not cheap, see is chic |
Re: Three Reasons Why Someone Should Marry You? by Cristalz(f): 7:46pm On Sep 08, 2008 |
whitelexi:This dude is irreversibly dumb @pataki Watch yourself now dearie. . . @Thor Wowee!! Lovely agenda you planned. . .good thing i never turned up @ the airport My Rottweiler got sick |
Re: Three Reasons Why Someone Should Marry You? by debosky(m): 7:52pm On Sep 08, 2008 |
Criz don't fall for this yeye offer, I'll treat you much better. Somebody that will give you a massage and 'more naughtiness' + driving (or bussing) to a romantic show 30 mins later is a confirmed 1minute man Surely you don't want that? As for me I'll give you good loving 'long time' and thats just the beginning. PS - don't listen to that Ajangbadi boy called Doyin, he's talking about Oshodi/Agege train, when we're talking luxury magnetic levitation train - cutting edge technology with all options and needs fully satisfied how was your day hun? good thing I went to bed early y'day, I missed all the madness unleashed afterwards, people dey jobless sha! |
Re: Three Reasons Why Someone Should Marry You? by Cristalz(f): 8:22pm On Sep 08, 2008 |
debosky:LMAO My oh my. . .i'm almost impressed Debo I always knew your ''i am reserved'' claim iz just a front Your marketing's going well dearie,but i picked out only two points. . .add the third and perhaps i'll think about deciding to consider changing my mind day waz hectic but ok 'hun'. . .thx |
Re: Three Reasons Why Someone Should Marry You? by Moyola(f): 8:33pm On Sep 08, 2008 |
3 reasonz ryt? ok o!! 1) sum1 shuld mari me kuz i gat tities! 2) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . i gat puxy!! 3) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . i gat womb 2 bear kidzzzz!!! |
Re: Three Reasons Why Someone Should Marry You? by agaba123(m): 8:40pm On Sep 08, 2008 |
Moyola: All of them have early expiry date |
Re: Three Reasons Why Someone Should Marry You? by Moyola(f): 8:49pm On Sep 08, 2008 |
ehn! ehn!! expiry kini? no b diz type o!! |
Re: Three Reasons Why Someone Should Marry You? by Thor(m): 8:51pm On Sep 08, 2008 |
@Cristalz Take me for a test drive and you will never want to drive anything else Why settle for a Lada (debosky) when you can have a Rolls Royce (Thor) The proof of the pudding is in the eating. I think you should test drive us both then decide (me first though) Then you can test Debosky, If you have any energy left after the first test drive that is (which I doubt) Debosky is correct that I am a one minute man, I will give you an orgasm each and every minute during the whole night |
Re: Three Reasons Why Someone Should Marry You? by agaba123(m): 9:04pm On Sep 08, 2008 |
Moyola: The womb go expire after 45 years even the tities but fit don turn to slippers the puxies for don too wide |
Re: Three Reasons Why Someone Should Marry You? by Cristalz(f): 9:13pm On Sep 08, 2008 |
Thor:*shaking my head* Is bumping uglies all y'all ever think about? Well. . .boiz will be boiz In short. . .make una waka dey go. I've lost interest |
Re: Three Reasons Why Someone Should Marry You? by Thor(m): 9:16pm On Sep 08, 2008 |
Cristalz: I only think about lovemaking 18 hours a day, that leaves 6 hours to do anything else you like |
Re: Three Reasons Why Someone Should Marry You? by Moyola(f): 9:21pm On Sep 08, 2008 |
agaba123: oya shat up dia!! lyk i said diz is different!! |
Re: Three Reasons Why Someone Should Marry You? by Thor(m): 9:21pm On Sep 08, 2008 |
FOR SALE - ONE SLIGHTLY USED PRIESTS COLLAR AND ONE NUNS HABIT £9.99 OR NEAREST OFFER |
Re: Three Reasons Why Someone Should Marry You? by Cristalz(f): 9:27pm On Sep 08, 2008 |
Thor:LOL You get an A+ for humour tho But dude,18 hours? Uh. . .is that normal? |
Re: Three Reasons Why Someone Should Marry You? by Thor(m): 9:42pm On Sep 08, 2008 |
Cristalz: What 18 hours a week That's only 2.57 hours per day |
Re: Three Reasons Why Someone Should Marry You? by debosky(m): 9:47pm On Sep 08, 2008 |
@ Criz no need to make noise, I will convince you with my all round performance that I am the best man for you I will satisfy you emotionally, financially, physically and even spiritually (being a good man leading you in the way of the Lord ) Leave Thor and his sexual deviancy, I am the real deal |
Re: Three Reasons Why Someone Should Marry You? by Thor(m): 9:58pm On Sep 08, 2008 |
@ Criz Make some noise, my manly performance will convince you that that I am the best millionaire for the job I will satisfy you emotionally, financially, physically, spiritually then physically another two times Leave Debosky and his financial deviancy, I am the real deal ps. The Lord part can be included as an optional extra if required. Please call my customer helpdesk for details. Thor has been approved by a person authorised and regulated by the Sexual Services Authority. The value of sexual investments can go down as well as up. Past performance is no guarantee of future performance. |
Re: Three Reasons Why Someone Should Marry You? by Cristalz(f): 10:00pm On Sep 08, 2008 |
Thor:I believe you typed that Thor dearie. . .that's the part i think is abnormal @Debo Amazing wonders. . .is this really you or did someone nick your password? |
Re: Three Reasons Why Someone Should Marry You? by Thor(m): 10:04pm On Sep 08, 2008 |
Cristalz:Debosky stole my password |
Re: Three Reasons Why Someone Should Marry You? by agaba123(m): 10:19pm On Sep 08, 2008 |
Moyola: Ok ya own na designers |
Re: Three Reasons Why Someone Should Marry You? by Cristalz(f): 10:21pm On Sep 08, 2008 |
Thor. . .do you watch soccer? debosky is too reserved to steal |
Re: Three Reasons Why Someone Should Marry You? by debosky(m): 11:24pm On Sep 08, 2008 |
thanks for the vote of confidence and yes, it is me - the cool calm and reserved me |
Re: Three Reasons Why Someone Should Marry You? by hayprof(m): 11:33pm On Sep 08, 2008 |
[size=15pt]1). because I'm Me 2). . .because I am the Me i have always been 3). . .nd I am Still the Same me, You will love to cherish[/size] |
Re: Three Reasons Why Someone Should Marry You? by LEOSAM: 3:46am On Sep 09, 2008 |
Modify message am glad to see u online,am Samson from Nigeria,am computer engineer and am looking for a woman like u that will take good care of me,and i will take good care of you don't worry about money,have been looking for a wife since 2007 and am 28 years in age,if you are ready contact me on leosam02@yahoo.com or 07034490111,039763282 am here for you bye. |
Re: Three Reasons Why Someone Should Marry You? by babs84(m): 4:15am On Sep 09, 2008 |
i think some of the reasons are not far fetched from a point of view that shows :how attractive u r;how understanding u r(maturity) and;how u are able to hold urs as a real man! |
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