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BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by 16inchdick: 10:22am On Jan 15, 2023
Crvrider:
How will saving dollars strengthen your naira? Increase in demand for your naira ought to strengthen it. So, by asking buying countries to buy using naira increases demand for it there by increasing it's value. A simple search on why Kuwait's dinar is so strong returned this: see image.
Why do you think USA currency is so strong today ? It's because they have so much dollars in their foreign reserve. There was a certain time USA had economic issues this guy Obama had to release enough dollars into their economy to stabilize it . Most of these foreign investors that bring investment into the country first look at how much your foreign reserve is na wetin dey give them confidence
Take venezuela and ghana for instance foreign reserve if our foreign reserve was large enough I bet you naira no go dey exchange at this current rate and one of the ways of increasing the foreign reserve is by saving
Nigeria currently spends a whopping sum of $50Billion dollars importing refined product annually Telling buyers to buy in naira that one would be very difficult
TravelRe: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part 8 by 16inchdick: 9:37pm On Jan 14, 2023
Pls who's applying to teesside university ?
September intake
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by 16inchdick: 6:22am On Jan 14, 2023
Crvrider:
How will saving dollars strengthen your naira? Increase in demand for your naira ought to strengthen it. So, by asking buying countries to buy using naira increases demand for it there by increasing it's value. A simple search on why Kuwait's dinar is so strong returned this: see image.
The naira is going to strengthen
Against the dollar
Ask any Economist this pls ask yourself
Why is it that each time EMEFELE releases substantial amount of
Dollars into the economy, the naira always get to strengthen if there was enough forex to keep pumping into the economy the Naira would not have nosedived this way but with this refinery we get to have 80percent forex savings there's no enough forex , that's why all these hoarders took advantage. The pressure on the dollars would reduce drastically tell me how naira no go strengthen make our Oil production come come climb back to 1.8mb/d

Everybody has been waiting for this moment cos they know for now this Refinery na wetin go solve the scarcity of dollars for now
Analyst are saying they see the naira appreciating to let's say 500 or so but e go hard for the naira to appreciate to let's say #150 shocked


Even Ghana as a country they happy for this news
PoliticsRe: Marketers Project Six-Month Fuel Scarcity by 16inchdick: 8:11am On Jan 13, 2023
Hold on Dangote refinery is coming soon grin

I see naira exchanging for $1-#1naira

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by 16inchdick: 8:08am On Jan 13, 2023
Gentlelife50:
For your mind it will make fuel scarcity disappear?
Mind you it won't still make fuel cheaper that it used to, the Guy will be targeting world price.
That one is sure, after all he will be wanting to recover the money spent fast.


But if this country isn't scam why will an individual build an refinery yet federal government can't fix the nation's refinery?
Something fishy is going on
I know say e no go make fuel cheaper based on him go wan sell @ world market rate but the thing be we go dey export something wey go dey generate forex for us and e go affect exchange rate
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by 16inchdick: 6:15am On Jan 13, 2023
Dangote refinery on point

Make the thing start fast fast make we dey refine our own oil

AutosRe: Sold 2012 Toyota Corolla For N3.6m by 16inchdick: 6:00pm On Jan 12, 2023
Tobilo001:
Super Clean Nigeria used
Location:ikeja
WhatsApp/call:09166504138
Buy n drive
Car in perfect condition
Nothing to fix
Price- 3.550m
Pls what's the mileage on This car and the last price
TravelRe: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part 8 by 16inchdick: 2:52pm On Jan 10, 2023
PaoExchange:
No, they don’t. At least I didn’t use IELTS for my application
Thanks
TravelRe: General-german-student-visa-enquiries Part 8 by 16inchdick: 6:50am On Jan 10, 2023
OdogwuEkeke:
Personally, I will not advise you to go to Teesside. The Uni isn’t that rated plus management isn’t that great. I applied there and even paid fees but had to request for a refund.

1. Reference relating to what? I did not get any ‘academic’ reference while applying to Teesside. I only used the one from my work place.

2. There are plenty jobs available. Truth is you’d need your NI and sometimes the DBS before you get a job. This may or may not take time.

3. I went for an MBA at Ulster University. It’s okay no exam essays and test.

My advice, if you have a career you are looking into. Do a masters in that line. I have heard cases of boys that went to do an advanced computer science MSc all in the name they want to japa without having the prerequisite ; good knowledge of coding.

one major issue we have as a nation is that we don’t have career counselors, this will help a lot so we no go dey waste time doing trial and error with our life.
Morning does teesside require IELTS for admission?
TravelRe: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part 8 by 16inchdick: 6:37am On Jan 10, 2023
PaoExchange:
Hello, I applied to Teesside for Sept 2023 too. Do you mind if we start a channel so fellow applicant can give each other updates. Also we’d start a telegram or Whatsapp channel
Hello does the school
Require ielts
FoodRe: The Small Barbeque Fish I Bought Last Night For 5 Thousand Naira. by 16inchdick: 12:32pm On Jan 08, 2023
[quote author=sircatherine45 post=119832653]I know the man. Even 80% of new lockup shops in Ogbogonogo market has been subletted to the Anambra Igbo's. For a start, the least amount is N2 million/year.

Na Okowa get the project, but him dey use Anambra man dey front am.[/quot


You mean that new plaza wey dem dey build for traffic light the one of Asaba Benin highway
As if you are going to onitsha

Omo if na okowa get am that means okowa finish delta State cos I go Vinimila hotel for marble hill road offokpanam road omo that hotel mad gan
Just look at what dem dey do with Delta State oil Money
FoodRe: The Small Barbeque Fish I Bought Last Night For 5 Thousand Naira. by 16inchdick: 12:26pm On Jan 08, 2023
ahnie:
#800 million that amount alone can change 500 generations cheesy cheesy.
What would you say about that amachai
I don't really like it because the place dey inside okpanam gan gan so how's that place like if I may ask?
FoodRe: The Small Barbeque Fish I Bought Last Night For 5 Thousand Naira. by 16inchdick: 12:23pm On Jan 08, 2023
OVB123:
U haven't answer my question.
Not really because Asaba na capital but dem go tell you say Asaba is expensive because na Oil state capital coupled with the fact say those igbo men from the east they troop down to Asaba to invest
FoodRe: The Small Barbeque Fish I Bought Last Night For 5 Thousand Naira. by 16inchdick: 12:19pm On Jan 08, 2023
ahnie:
G boys redefined it for us.
A room n a parlour apartment adjacent to my home was pushed up from 450k to 1 Millon due to the influx of g boys.
Peeps with decent job have all moved out,landlord is doing renovation to welcome the new young tenants.
Omo ballers dey that town ooooo
I buy land for Asaba #15 Million omo after a year na #30Million I sell am clients just dey disturb me week up on week na then I know say Money men dey that town especially those igbo men from Anambra especially onitsha dem just dey invest for Asaba
Omo na Asaba citymade me Rich

Real estate na de bomb for Asaba
For okpanam major road dem niqqurs dey call 100-150Million/plot

Abi shey na garden of eden wey a plot of land na 120Million
If you dey pass through traffic light for Asaba benin express way e get one new plaza dem dey build dem say the onitsha man buy the land #800Million na so I shock
FoodRe: The Small Barbeque Fish I Bought Last Night For 5 Thousand Naira. by 16inchdick: 6:34pm On Jan 07, 2023
[quote author=ahnie post=119812206]That one na before,not now.
Asaba housing estate for example.[/quote

What's the location of that ASABA housing estate. How much for a two bedroom apartment there ?
FoodRe: The Small Barbeque Fish I Bought Last Night For 5 Thousand Naira. by 16inchdick: 6:22pm On Jan 07, 2023
ahnie:
Last night I was craving something peppery because I was sick and took meds,so I settled for barbeque fish.

The way the fish was wrapped,one would think it's a big fish.
Not until I got home and realise I have bn tricked and the fish was wrapped with 3 foil paper.

To me,it was like buying sandwich with cornflakes inside.
The chips was nothing to write home about,they were looking like gazelle gararaga.
Honestly I felt cheated.
Asaba city is one city that's very expensive to live in. I was @ Vinimila hotel marble hill okpanam road I bought a plate of rice and chicken for #4,500. I don't think it would be expensive as that, if I went to let's say mr Bigg's or chicken republic to purchase same.

This is a city where a two bedroom apartment goes for #800k- #1.2Million naira
TravelRe: Canadian Student Visa Thread Part 22 by 16inchdick: 2:00pm On Dec 30, 2022
Abeg what's the average cost for masters in Engineering in Canada both tuition fees and surviving
AutosRe: Registration Of Vehicles/Change Of Ownership/Driver License by 16inchdick: 6:48am On Dec 20, 2022
pattybf:
Call / WhatsApp : 08023138853 , 07035747751
Hello for someone that just purchased a tokunbo vehicle how much does it cost to do change of ownership plate number insurance road worthiness etc
AutosRe: Few Months Used Toks Standard 09 Corolla+valid Papers+zero Fault #3.550M by 16inchdick: 6:20am On Dec 13, 2022
chigodo:
Fast
What's the last price?
Can it go for 3.2M
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Used To Wash My Car, Nnia Nwodo Said As He Marks 70. Obj, Pa Ayo Ugwua by 16inchdick: 7:43am On Dec 12, 2022
aariwa:
Peter use to visit Nnia Nwodo wife’s younger brother who is now late during university holidays in the 80s. Both were bossom friends right from CKC all the way to university. Peter’s dad bought him a brand new Volkswagen which was stolen in final year and Peter then bought a 504 with money he made from selling eggs he bought from Onitsha. Even though Peter’s dad was middle class, he was still humble he would wash Nnia Nwodo cars and stuff and as youngsters zoom off together with the wife’s late younger brother in in the car cruising around Enugu then which was capital of Old Anambra state
Is Nwodo's wife from Asaba ?
PoliticsRe: How NNPC Raised Crude Oil Production From 900,000bpd To 1.6mbpd (Video) by 16inchdick: 5:26pm On Dec 08, 2022
Hmmm
FamilyRe: A Sample Of Bride Price In UGEP, Yakurr LGA Of Cross River State (Pictures) by 16inchdick: 4:17am On Dec 04, 2022
MessiahMARLIANS:
I'm from The Yoruba Part of Nigeria too.

However; As an Agricultural Journalistic Entertainment Tourist (AJET); I Travelled Down To Cross River State and Have Settled in Ekori, Yakurr Local Government Area for about 2 Years since I left The Year 2020 EndSars Protest in Ikeja, Lagos State.


To The Glory of God Almighty;

I'll be getting Married To My Bossom and Missing Rib Whom I Met This Year as an MTN Customer Care Representative when i went to retrieve my line at The MTN Office in UGEP Town.

We will be getting married Next Weekend - December 9, 10; 202.

All Nairalanders are invited grin

As a teacher on Nairaland; She's now a nairalander too...and I'm teaching her to teach other people on Nairaland How to bank "Customer Care Representative" Jobs with Brands and Top Companies.

(For Your Information; UGEP is The Town That Yearly Host "MISS LEBOKU" which is One of The Paramount Rural Tourism Attractions for Business Initiators and Investment Tourist.

My Present Wife-To-Be attended to me very respectfully, selflessly and sacrificially like MTN was Her Papa's Office.

And Since I loved her selflessness and respectful manners - Somehow Today; The rest is HISTORY.

Below is The Bride Price Provided to me from her family.

This is exactly what is obtainable in The South-South; Precisely UGEP.
That year I had one beautiful ugep girl I was dating and wanted to marry very pretty she sabi Bleep dey give me different styles Mouth Action she dey Bleep die she dey moan like mad and sabi squirt she dey shake well well if I dey Bleep am But I later broke up with the girl she too dey promiscuous

Dem like Bleep
TravelRe: Studying In Finland (free Tuition) by 16inchdick: 4:42pm On Dec 01, 2022
What's the total cost implication for masters in finland. How many years is one allowed to look for job after graduation
TravelRe: Japa Story: The Cost Of Relocating To The UK With Family by 16inchdick: 9:29am On Dec 01, 2022
QuinModah:
Last Friday, I hugged one of my most impressive colleagues goodbye. He turned away, sobbing. I turned away with voice quaking, realizing what a big loss he would be.

Later that evening, I had another get-together with a second friend who relocates this week. While discussing his massive expense, he suddenly slouched in his chair, stressfully squeezed the empty ragolis bottle in his hands and concluded:

"Oremi, this relocation has cost me almost everything"
"You don’t want to know!" He further sighed "You don’t."

Today, with the help and data from three (3) relocating friends, I compile the rough cost (below) for prospective relocating families (focus on UK) and a poem for my friend and Nigeria:

Cost of Japa from Nigeria for a family of 4= 180k
Renewal of Passport
Official rate 22k
Accelerated rate 45k
Some pay as high as 75k

Transcript 75k
Usually, one parent is a student
30-45k for school runs
25-30k to send

Estimated Tuition fee deposit
11,000-18,000-pound sterling
4.5m most schools want 50% deposit

Proof of fund (In deposit)
Family of 4 need 25m in deposited in an accoun 2-3 months

UK Visa 1.4m
Family of 4 pay 475-pound sterling

NHF
Family of 4 pay 875-pound sterling

Flight ticket 2.8m
Depending on booking
700k person x4
Some have booked as high as 1.2m

Arrival Accommodation 4.4m
1st Month shortlet 200-pound sterling per week
refundable deposit of 250 pound
First 6 months at 750 pounds

Total Cost 19m for family of four to UK not Canada or US. It can be cheaper or more


Oremi, I hope we meet again,
as you japa to find fresh grain,
to return if Nigeria again reigns?
God, will any leader ever end this drain?
But prayers will be in vain,
if in 2023, unwisely we vote again.

God bless everyone who has relocated. God bless everyone staying behind. God bless #Nigeria.
Are you sure it should be more
Me when I did my calculations
My cost implication for only me was #14Million
@ black market rate cos to get dollar@ official rate na die

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