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From A Mother With Love by Pappyshoes(m): 3:12pm On Sep 11, 2008 |
Dear Child, I am writing this slow because I know that you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address, as the last family that lived here took the house numbers when they left so that they wouldn't have to change their address. This place is real nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure if it works too well though. Last week I put a load in, pulled the chain, and haven't seen them since. The weather isn't too bad here., it only rained twice last week, The first time it rained for three days and the second time for four days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your Uncle Steve said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. We got another bill from the funeral home. They said if we don't make the last payment on Grandma's grave, up she comes. John locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were worried because it took him two hours to get me and Shelby out. Your sister had a baby this morning but I haven't found out what it is yet, so I don't know if you're an aunt or an uncle. If the baby is a girl, your sister is going to name it after me, she's going to call it Mom. Uncle Pete fell in a whiskey vat last week. Some man tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated and he burned for three days. Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pick-up truck. Ralph was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your two friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down. There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much has happened. PS, I was going to send you some money but the envelope was already sealed. |
Re: From A Mother With Love by mogentle(m): 4:13pm On Sep 11, 2008 |
@poster this must be the mother Of Basket Mouth, Like mother, like son |
Re: From A Mother With Love by Gabry(f): 4:33pm On Sep 11, 2008 |
Na waaaa ohhhh |
Re: From A Mother With Love by dani1luv: 4:38pm On Sep 11, 2008 |
Na waaaa ohhhh |
Re: From A Mother With Love by mogentle(m): 5:23pm On Sep 11, 2008 |
@dani1luv Though shall not copy post. You cheated on gabby |
Re: From A Mother With Love by tammyswits(f): 6:09pm On Sep 11, 2008 |
Wahala!!(hope it means wat i thnk it means) |
Re: From A Mother With Love by mykali(m): 6:32pm On Sep 11, 2008 |
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha *coughs and cries and farts and rolls on the floor and. . . * |
Re: From A Mother With Love by Arcani: 7:36pm On Sep 11, 2008 |
YEAH YEAH!!!!. Very funny anyway |
Re: From A Mother With Love by Gabry(f): 1:24am On Sep 12, 2008 |
Eh Eh Dani, you are commiting a crime by plagiarising. mykali, your fart got no power. you gotta do betta than that bobo |
Re: From A Mother With Love by Jeovy(m): 2:15am On Sep 12, 2008 |
mykali: died. nice one poster |
Re: From A Mother With Love by clemcykul(f): 8:35am On Sep 12, 2008 |
lol nice ending for mykali go and pay ur rents. |
Re: From A Mother With Love by Pappyshoes(m): 4:47pm On Sep 12, 2008 |
mykali dont die now!!!! |
Re: From A Mother With Love by Abbygyal(f): 4:58pm On Sep 12, 2008 |
Pappyshoes:why? he can if he wants to @mykali ojo e oyi ti kpe laye |
Re: From A Mother With Love by mykali(m): 6:47pm On Sep 12, 2008 |
Abbygyal: if only i payed attention during yoruba classes. @topic . . . . and continued farting |
Re: From A Mother With Love by tufe(m): 11:27pm On Sep 12, 2008 |
nice |
Re: From A Mother With Love by Gabry(f): 7:01am On Sep 13, 2008 |
nah. . . . . Mykali, your fart aint got not power still [LOOSER] |
Re: From A Mother With Love by tufe(m): 10:09am On Sep 13, 2008 |
i just tire for this gal |
Re: From A Mother With Love by mykali(m): 11:31am On Sep 13, 2008 |
too much of seahorse stew, and toad sauce na him dey cause all this fartin from gabby. i told her to stay away from dangerous sea foods. |
Re: From A Mother With Love by jummiee(f): 11:36am On Sep 13, 2008 |
@poster, LOL- nice one. that family is wacky. |
Re: From A Mother With Love by tufe(m): 11:49am On Sep 13, 2008 |
@myakali i totally agree wid ya |
Re: From A Mother With Love by mykali(m): 11:54am On Sep 13, 2008 |
@ tufiakwa why wouldnt you? |
Re: From A Mother With Love by mohawkchic(f): 11:58am On Sep 13, 2008 |
~LoL |
Re: From A Mother With Love by tufe(m): 12:05pm On Sep 13, 2008 |
u want closeup |
Re: From A Mother With Love by Gabry(f): 3:54pm On Sep 13, 2008 |
tufe, from this day forward, you and SaM Milla shall ignore me if you are tired and fed up ok? No sweat.I fart, u fsrt, mykali fart, Sam fart, Chioya fart, Princessa fart. SO WHAT |
Re: From A Mother With Love by tufe(m): 5:59pm On Sep 13, 2008 |
that aint possible, reason being that u are my bestest best frnd on this forum, so i cant ignore you, but i wud be sure to tell u when u fcukup, thats all |
Re: From A Mother With Love by Gabry(f): 5:33am On Sep 14, 2008 |
Awwww. . . . Really? U be my best friend here too ohhh. . . . |
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