Dear Child,

I am writing this slow because I know that you can't read fast.

We don't live where we did when you left home.

Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home so we moved.

I won't be able to send you the address, as the last family that lived here took the house numbers when they left so that they wouldn't have to change their address.

This place is real nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure if it works too well though.

Last week I put a load in, pulled the chain, and haven't seen them since.

The weather isn't too bad here., it only rained twice last week, The first time it rained for three days and the second time for four days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your Uncle Steve said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. We got another bill from the funeral home.

They said if we don't make the last payment on Grandma's grave, up she comes. John locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were worried because it took him two hours to get me and Shelby out.

Your sister had a baby this morning but I haven't found out what it is yet, so I don't know if you're an aunt or an uncle. If the baby is a girl, your sister is going to name it after me, she's going to call it Mom.

Uncle Pete fell in a whiskey vat last week. Some man tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated and he burned for three days.

Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pick-up truck. Ralph was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your two friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down.

There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much has happened.

PS, I was going to send you some money but the envelope was already sealed.

@poster
this must be the mother Of Basket Mouth,

Like mother, like son

Na waaaa ohhhh

Na waaaa ohhhh

@dani1luv
Though shall not copy post. You cheated on gabby

Wahala!!(hope it means wat i thnk it means)

YEAH YEAH!!!!. Very funny anyway

Eh Eh Dani, you are commiting a crime by plagiarising.

mykali, your fart got no power. you gotta do betta than that bobo

mykali:

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha *coughs and cries and farts and rolls on the floor and. . . *

died.

nice one poster

lol
nice ending for mykali

go and pay ur rents.

mykali dont die now!!!!

Pappyshoes:

mykali don't die now!!!!

why? he can if he wants to
@mykali
ojo e oyi ti kpe laye

nice

nah. . . . . Mykali, your fart aint got not power still [LOOSER]

i just tire for this gal

@poster, LOL- nice one. that family is wacky.

@myakali

i totally agree wid ya

~LoL

u want closeup

tufe, from this day forward, you and SaM Milla shall ignore me if you are tired and fed up ok? No sweat.I fart, u fsrt, mykali fart, Sam fart, Chioya fart, Princessa fart. SO WHAT

that aint possible, reason being that u are my bestest best frnd on this forum, so i cant ignore you, but i wud be sure to tell u when u fcukup, thats all

Awwww. . . . Really? U be my best friend here too ohhh. . . .