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Re: Excercise In Exorcism by Gamine(f): 3:31pm On Oct 23, 2008 |
Soory o There aint no ghost about this. You are installing MEmory consuming Apps on that System How you no go see ghost |
Re: Excercise In Exorcism by vescucci(m): 3:51pm On Oct 23, 2008 |
Uptight. Men, that got me hooked. You could start a book thus. Something similar happened to me but not nearly as dramatic. My new laptop has a 2GB RAM as compared with 512MB of my last one. It has done everything but crash, memory dumps, bla bla bla, the works. Now I'm eyeing those Double Core Duos that have 4GB RAM. But money is always a limitation especially when you aren't working like me. Where'd you serve Kay? |
Re: Excercise In Exorcism by Gamine(f): 3:56pm On Oct 23, 2008 |
uptight? See you boasting now eh. So this is where you come to hid. |
Re: Excercise In Exorcism by vescucci(m): 4:30pm On Oct 23, 2008 |
Boast about what? You use a macbook don't you? So what's special about a 2GB RAM? Besides, it cost 20k less than what I paid for my 512MB RAM laptop. Except boasting means something else, I see no boasting here. You're serving too right. At least concede that. I come here when I feel like peace and quiet. |
Re: Excercise In Exorcism by Gamine(f): 4:33pm On Oct 23, 2008 |
You said You are working and he isnt. no be boast?? if i be kopa nko?? |
Re: Excercise In Exorcism by vescucci(m): 4:43pm On Oct 23, 2008 |
Chai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! See the power of the comma? Linda Lavid teach me but I no hear! I've never worked in my life 'When you're not working, like me' is what I meant. Don't be like that Gamine, kai, I don't have to be the mental picture that Ex has printed in your brain. I just wanted to talk about it. I just finished service Feb, this year and I miss it already. OK? |
Re: Excercise In Exorcism by Gamine(f): 4:48pm On Oct 23, 2008 |
lmao. Ex, didnt paint any pic for me oooooooh Anyways, u miss Service?? how come its only guys i hear saying this |
Re: Excercise In Exorcism by vescucci(m): 4:56pm On Oct 23, 2008 |
Well that may be because all the girls run off and start working at banks or something of the sort. We dudes have to roam about for awhiles. In the hot sun I forgot to mention. I guess I wouldn't be saying this if I had served in a remote, powerless, waterless, amenityless region in Borno, but essentially I hate having to kiss my dad's ass for paper. |
Re: Excercise In Exorcism by Gamine(f): 7:23pm On Oct 23, 2008 |
I see What happened to you today sef, you were running round NL like a horse on fire |
Re: Excercise In Exorcism by BabyJinx: 4:14pm On Oct 25, 2008 |
The Life is a rant Edition I read that somewhere, at first I tried to dismiss it but it wouldn’t dismiss me and you know what, I’m glad it didn’t because the truth is. . . Life is a rant. Okay the way I see it, Life life is a whole bunch of storms. . . big, small, medium storms brewing just below the surface and one day, it all comes bursting out as. . . as a rant. Another truth. . . only the very brave can take it on and the not so brave. . . they stay silent and hope the brewing stops. They do this by being less Introspective. They take flights of fancy, lose themselves in something so mundane, so thoughtless and hope it tires them out, so by the time they their heads hit the pillows, it straight to dreamland. Ah! Yes, some would rather just deal with the right here, right now and who can blame them? It’s so easy. Take this for instance. . . she’d been away for a long time, left as a girl came back as a. . . an older girl, not a big fan of woman. Everything so different. . . yet surprisingly the same. You are so grown. . . an adult now, they tell her right before asking how she’d like to be spoon fed. A baby fork please, she finds herself automatically answering. So easy to slip back to the old, isn’t it? Everyone needs a moment to adjust, give them time she is told when she whines. . . yes whines about the unfairness of it all. So having no choice, she sticks staunchly to the present, refusing to look back while waiting for them to catch up and wouldn’t think of the future because it might ask her for things she wouldn’t be able to give. The result. . . . Getting sucked into another world where things are light-hearted fun, no demands, no requests, no expectation, no suppositions, no assumptions and no presumptions. A world where the opposite of rant is life. Will she pay a price in the future for choosing to live in this world? Oh Absolutely, without a doubt. . . but remember, it’s about the here and now. Is this a rant? LOL, nah. . . just an Exercise in Exorcism. PS Gamine, just so you know. . . I have this [img]http://media.bigoo.ws/content/smile/character/character_35.gif[/img], in case you are thinking of bringing that your yeye violin around here. |
Re: Excercise In Exorcism by BabyJinx: 4:32pm On Oct 25, 2008 |
bluespice: You are beginning to scare me. I mean seriously, you are scaring me. . . A GAME OF MANIPULATE ME, I LAUGH! That is my favorite game in all of the land! Hey, do you have moments after you've just done something. . . something so freaking thoughtless that even Ray Charles can see through it. . . yet they don't get it, where you go "Okay, you have got to be kidding me! I could you not see that!!" Oh, Oh. . . how about times when they think they are getting away with something, you know being slick and you go "Seriously? I mean. . . really? Okay, I'm gonna just sit back and I want to see how far you will go with this" *filing nail and humming* "Oh by the way, I am not saying anything right now because I think their a big laugh until my stomach hurts punchline at the end of this" Oh Twinie. . . you sure have made my day. Now I know I am not evil. . . I mean at least I am not not alone in it. So yeah, a toast and hurry with the epistle. By the way, this puts a kibosh on me and Vesc getting e-wedded. He knows too much now and I like him too much to kill him, besides I think Gamine is gonna miss him. I couldn't do that to her, not even! |
Re: Excercise In Exorcism by BabyJinx: 4:40pm On Oct 25, 2008 |
kay9: Rotflmao! Aaaaah Boss, it's good to see that you are not left out of the hassles of technology we mortals go through. So nice to have you on board and the reason I've been giving this section a wild berth is because. . . well because I want ME back for this place. Jinx doesn't belong here. |
Re: Excercise In Exorcism by BabyJinx: 4:43pm On Oct 25, 2008 |
Vesc. . . I think it is your brain I wanna marry!! Some Egomaniac Under Nairaland! BRILLIANT!!! |
Re: Excercise In Exorcism by vescucci(m): 6:20pm On Oct 25, 2008 |
Aww shucks, only you can make a black man blush. |
Re: Excercise In Exorcism by Gamine(f): 8:03pm On Oct 25, 2008 |
Im packing too! |
Re: Excercise In Exorcism by Gtexcute(m): 8:58pm On Oct 25, 2008 |
Gamine: hey there's a gun no two guns in the house please are you for us or against us?Because the war in irag is over!Mind you we are nigerians we are alergic to gunz |
Re: Excercise In Exorcism by Gamine(f): 3:17pm On Oct 26, 2008 |
Irag?? You have |
Re: Excercise In Exorcism by vescucci(m): 5:12pm On Oct 26, 2008 |
I'm besides myself |
Re: Excercise In Exorcism by bluespice(f): 7:38pm On Oct 26, 2008 |
oh twinie i get all those things u just described the last was actually today i mean it was dumb like blonde, blue-eyed dumb (apologies for the stereotype) but no one could get it no we are not evil my dear, we are just Vesucci u are a lucky man |
Re: Excercise In Exorcism by vescucci(m): 1:05pm On Oct 27, 2008 |
Y'all ain't evil, just sinister. And, uh, Vescucci has always been my alias but recently it's been garroted, torched, lynched etc. Oh, it's bringing me so much heartache and I often wonder why it bothers me so. That anyway is my own peculiarity Exercise in Exorcism Just speaking my mind |
Re: Excercise In Exorcism by bluespice(f): 3:50pm On Oct 27, 2008 |
lmao and wat was that? |
Re: Excercise In Exorcism by vescucci(m): 3:04pm On Oct 28, 2008 |
I wasn't aware making sense was a requirement! I'm just appalled that some Vesucci bloke is hitting on Sisi or I'm supposed to be this Vesucci. Either way I'm appalled. What's cracking, bluespice? Anything on your mind? Tell it to the doc! |
Re: Excercise In Exorcism by bluspice(f): 3:34pm On Oct 28, 2008 |
oh doc tons of stuff on my mind but the top is how to slooooooooooooowly cyber kill a certain someone in the full glare of the members of lit-land!!! |
Re: Excercise In Exorcism by bluspice(f): 3:50pm On Oct 28, 2008 |
vescucci:err split personality someone? |
Re: Excercise In Exorcism by BabyJinx: 12:15am On Oct 29, 2008 |
Bwahahahaha! Oh my God! This thread is so funny in its randomness! You guy are the BEST!!!! Couldn't have asked for a better group of exorcist friends. . . . from the gun toting Gamine to my kindred spirit twinie Bluespice to my future Husbrain Vescucci/Vesucci to the Machine Ghost Bursting boss Kay9 to the occasional Irag passerby! What more can a gal want. . . apart from having herself back but that's for another day. Thanks Guys. . . You are the Best!!! |
Re: Excercise In Exorcism by bluspice(f): 12:18pm On Oct 29, 2008 |
lol jinx hmmm i fel something i should say it right? but i just typed it and it took me 10 minutes to make head or tail of wat i wrote, ill fine-tune it in my head and come post it later in the day if it doesnt consume me before then reference to the thing sisikill wrote as the first post yes it does happen to me |
Re: Excercise In Exorcism by vescucci(m): 3:14pm On Oct 29, 2008 |
Ah! Bluespice cum Bluspice. Is that some sort of penance for mutilating my alias earlier. Gun-totting Gamine, she's like my Grandmother. She's sure to kick my ass for this, just you watch. @Baby, why can't I just be ur hubby, huh? U see them old TMNT cartoon series, where this large brain is wired up into this hideous body? Is that the kinda husbrain you want? If you love my brain, you gotta love the rest of me, baby. I'm feeling very romantic right now. And about the Irag passerby, try Irag Imustpostto Where's Kay9? |
Re: Excercise In Exorcism by bluspice(f): 6:59pm On Oct 29, 2008 |
no it isnt vesucci its more like the pure undiluted wisdom i have been ranting about for some days its so pure its a bunch of ass wipe to every other human around |
Re: Excercise In Exorcism by Gamine(f): 1:04pm On Oct 30, 2008 |
@Vesc, @ALL, such a nice speesh, Baby jeans gave ooh oya |
Re: Excercise In Exorcism by vescucci(m): 2:25pm On Oct 30, 2008 |
Sheesh, Gamine, who stepped on your elfin hair today? |
Re: Excercise In Exorcism by BabyJinx: 2:01am On Nov 01, 2008 |
Hello. . . Anybody. . . Somebody. . .any. . . Is this thing on? Do you get the feeling like no one is listening to you? It’s like they are just sitting there, watching you talk and talk and talk, as soon as you’re done,. . . Thinking you’ve finally gotten through, they look at one another and go “Sooooo what were we saying?” Ughhhhhhh! Okay, I’m trying to be an adult so stumping my feet isn’t going to work here but I really, really want to stump my feet. I want to stump my feet, march nosily upstairs and slam the door so hard, it shakes the foundation of the house. . . But I don’t. What do I do instead? I get up quietly, a smile on my face and say. . . “Guess you’re busy now, we’ll talk about it later. Sooo. . Errr. . . Alrighty then” Yeah, I told ‘em alright. Am I complaining? Nah. . . Just an exercise in exorcism. |
Re: Excercise In Exorcism by BabyJinx: 2:15am On Nov 01, 2008 |
bluspice: I've got glocks. . . 17, 23, and the 26 9mm (my favorite. . .fits so nicely in your purse, it's a beaut), I've got AK47s, I've got machine guns, I've got bombs, I've got knives, daggers and swords, I've also got poisons. . . what's ya flava. This got something to do with losing your E? vescucci: Tee hee hee. So seriously, where is Kay9? Do you think the. . . ghost from the machine got it? Oh no! Don't tell me we're gonna have to send a ghost buster to help our own Ghost buster? |
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