@ jackal,
please desist from trading such vile words. come on man. dont let anyone rile u, man. there's no point stooping this low to prove a point. let them say what they like. i am signing off. lets continue our banter tomorrow. cheers.

Chacal:

1.30am on monday morning? Please explain what are u doing online if not wanking to the pictures of the women on Nairaland.
Rotten-Perv!!!!!!!!!!!

Spoken from experience hey? Like wanking yourself into a stupor over female Nairalanders and thinking you actually slept with them?

Wanking off on YIM doesn't count as sex! Does YIM now offer "virtual sex"?

Kid,you are sad case.Should have started a Hyena moniker!

@ Islander,

I ma join u in a minute. Lemme deal with this irritant peddling grimy stories about me.

@ Cougar,

Go and join your wife in bed.  
Dont come back here without a good defense to your anti-Fergie rants.
If i may ask, how did u fall in love with Man Utd?  
Geezers like u should be supporting Chelsea, Fulham or QPR.
The last thing i need here is a plastic fan.

@ I-man,

I have your GP's notepad with me.
The things he pointed out about u is erm, erm, lewd.
From what i gathered, It was confirmed in his report that you have got a mental disease.
Did u say WANKING ON YIM? C'mon mate. . . .You didnt have to bite my ideas, do ya?
I accused u of wanking on YIM before u stole ma lines, be ORIGINAL . . . Mr Arrow.

I looked in the dictionary and i cannot find your sexual orientation. . . . .Not straight because u are gay.
Not gay because u sleep with animals. Sex scientists are still scratching their heads to find a term for u.
I hope and pray they get one before u finally give up the ghost.
Nigga . . . . take a cue. . . .Sleep with women NOT men.

Chacal:

2 people are online chatting and then the only thing your trisomy 21-infected brains can tell u is they are the same.

1. A human being can only have 1 brain . . . u thus cannot use the expression "brain[b]s[/b]" to refer to the brain of I-man.

2. Trisomy-21 is a genetic disorder and NOT an infection . . . it is impossible to have "trisomy-21 infected brains".

Dāwīḏ:

1. A human being can only have 1 brain . . . u thus cannot use the expression "brain[b]s[/b]" to refer to the brain of I-man.

2. Trisomy-21 is a genetic disorder and NOT an infection . . . it is impossible to have "trisomy-21 infected brains".

Reh, reh, reh and reh . . . . . . Thanx for the correction.
It takes one to know one as Africans always say.
Is this Davidylan?
If i were gay . . . .I would defend my boyfriend too.

Chacal:

Reh, reh, reh and reh . . . . . . Thanx for the correction.
It takes one to know one as Africans always say.
Is this Davidylan?
If i was gay . . . .I would defend my boyfriend too.

thou hast well said even though i consider u illiterate.

Chacal:

@ I-man,

I have your GP's notepad with me.
The things he pointed out about u is erm, erm, lewd.
From what i gathered, It was confirmed in his report that you have got a mental disease.
Did u say WANKING ON YIM? C'mon mate. . . .You didnt have to bite my ideas, do ya?

Wanking on YIM is your idea,right? Guess you are proud of this most insightful of ideas

Long distance sexual intercourse with cyber chics across the ocean is your specialty I guess you are cybersexual. . . . .good luck with having sex with your mouse and keyboards.

Hey. . . .looking forward to hearing how you slept with a New Yorker while hustling in London Can't wait.

Kid. . . .go sleep.

Dāwīḏ:

1. A human being can only have 1 brain . . . u thus cannot use the expression "brain[b]s[/b]" to refer to the brain of I-man.

2. Trisomy-21 is a genetic disorder and NOT an infection . . . it is impossible to have "trisomy-21 infected brains".

Why are you exposing the kid? Every body knows he has the brainpower of a slug.

illiterate?
. . . . . .I am having a laugh.
My little' finger is smarter than your whole clan put together.
I don't rely on benefits like u do. . .
Look before u leap, loser. You don't want to go down this lane with me.

@ I-man,

I see where your problem lies.
Long distance sexual intercourse with women? Like u were shagging your chinese whores?
This kid is pathetic. You need Jesus in your life.

Maybe u should try and get a job before peeping in someone else's window.
Dinner-whoring with women in UK is not the best way to live.
Begging different women for a place to sleep at night is appaling for a full blooded young man like you.
Keep hunting for women on Nairaland to self-service your wrinkled cock on . . . . . .
More lube to your PENIS.  

did I not say it ?

I said Jackal will be back this week like he told me with another handle

but yes . . .JACKAL IS COUGAR !

the small letterings of Cugar is a charade . . .yet WE ALL KNOW THE TRUTH


@JACKAL

am I surprised ? no way . . .cos no be today monkey don get tail for yansh

what was the essence of changing IDS in the 1st place ? Seun ban u ?

dude, stop displaying ur folly, even ur scum friends can see thru ur hank-panky

@ MC Omo,

Unfortunately, Jackal is NOT Cougar.
Cougar is fuckever he is . . . . . I am in no way related to him as some plonkers have suggested here.
What Idiot-man and others think makes no difference to me . . . . . I can't be bovvered.
If y'all can't read between the lines then its a SHAME.
Erm, erm . . . I didn't get BANNED. I sold ma HANDLE.

@Chacal

Butt kissing New Yorkers won't get you laid.After innumerable YIM convos,where does that get you. . . a mouse pad in one hand and a raw pe*is in the other

Ok,you will eventually tell us that you she took the next available flight to see you,but we all know that you are just a pathetic onanist getting worked up over girls you will never meet.

One other place it gets you. . . . .leaving trails all over.At some point over the coming months,everyone will be told even more about you when sh*t hits the fan.You won't be the first

Kid,I know you are innately cretinous,but use your brains for once.

@kit,
If you continue to say Jackal is cougar I will personally bite your 12 toes


@Jackal,
I see you are causing quite a stir in this thread.LOL I didn't know you were this famous, had I known that I would have been shagging you earlier, LOL, Seems like some rejected and dejected he-goats have brought their sorrows  to the land for healing? Such a damn shame,
Sorry baby that you are being used as the "alley-way" to the Diva, AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWw. I am  in "tears", 

Anyway, handsome, one last warning, Get your fine ass back to bed or else, 

@ I-man,

I am having a laugh . . . . . .Look at this doofus spewing piffle and pukery all around himself.
Get this into ur greasy head, perv . . . . .I dont roll like u do . . . .What u eat dont make me SHIT.
There's no point dragging issues with I-man(aka Idiot man).

A fool divorces his knowledge and misses the logic PLUS he loses his soul in the process.
You are obsessed with nonsense with a caricature that has no content at all.
Blimey . . . .You need help.

Mouse pad on one hand . . . .Cock in anutha?
That tale reminds me of your father. Like father, like son.
What should one expect. He must have remotely transfered his schitzo to u.
Poisoned nuts Vs Mal-functioning ovary . . . . .What a combo!!!!!!!!!!!!
Only Andy Cole/Dwight Yorke combination can do better than the resultant force that made u.

@ Islander,

Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You are missing the point . . . . . . I didn't get famous by CHOICE.
I got famous because i always make lil IDIOTS like I-man feel STUPID by the fuckery that comes out of their guts.
There was a time the pillock was using THE RETURN OF THE JACKAL as his signature on NL. . . .He is obsessed.
He got heart-broken when he found out LE CHACAL is HOMOPHOBIC.
I guess i should take pictures with him but then . . . . .The Arrow is GAY . . . He might bust a hole in ma butt.

@Jackal

enjoy urself . . . its ur life

u can fool some of the people but U CANT FOOL ALL OF THE PEOPLE

unfortunately, all ur homies here see ur folly and its so unfortunate u think we arent smarter than u[i] thunk[/i]


@Debosky and Islander

I wonder why any of u will toe the line of saying Jackal is not Cougar . . .not that it really matters, but then INTEGRITY COUNTS even on CYBER

abeg, make I sleep small jare, this week promIses to be eventful on NL

@ Kit,

Go Bleep yourself with a condom on.
Integrity or blah blah blah is absolute fuckery.
The last time i checked, Debosky and Islander are SMARTER than you and IDIOT-MAN.

Oooops, I am sorry.
Dont self-service yourself to nose-bleeding.
If u behave yourself, you might be lucky to have ur anal cavity greased by 4play.
Buncha fuckwits.

@Chacal

I just love getting stupid people like you worked up.

Mouse pad in one hand and a co*k in the other is your idea of a relationship Kid,what happened to your job with Goldman Sachs or is it BT?

The wonderful thing is that a broke low life slowpoke like you thinks you can fool folks.Wasting my time,always remember she doesn't have any money.You are not getting laid. . . .nor does she have any pecuniary benefits for you. Wasting your time asking her for money this time

I guess you are into masturbating on YIM.Imbecilic cybersexual!Catch up with you tomorrow

Mc Omo:


I wonder why any of u will toe the line of saying Jackal is not Cougar . . .not that it really matters, but then INTEGRITY COUNTS even on CYBER

How can you use the word "integrity" with Mr Jackal? Guys have to "hustle" but this guy embodies idiocy and crookedness on another level.

The kid is more stupid than anyone can fathom.The only thing worse than a crook is a moronic shyster who can't make a living if his life depended on it.

Make I go sleep.Na very interesting week ahead.Always love online NL beefs

Hehehehe

commotion on the Manc's thread?

Well time will tell if Cougar/Jackal is a case of multiple personality disorder, right now, I stand by my earlier assertions

@ I-man

I didn't know that psycho-diagnosis was part of your repartee?

I hope this confusion spreads to the real life MU

y'all should give me the low down on the latest nl beef, don't keep a brova out of the loop

@ I-man,

Blimey . . . . .This cretin's comment keeps getting incoherent.
Finish wanking before u post, Batty Bwoy!!!!! It is so obvious you were having spams while u posted the last fuckery.
This must be the reason u cannot get a JOB despite shagging all the personnel managers in the city.
The ladies u dated told me how u make them wear strap-on to drill your stinking ass.
You didnt go to college obviously I can tell by your ungodly unintelligible terminology u seem to always apply.
4play thinks he is getting me WORKED UP . . . . Chacal? Worked up? Try Derby County winning the premiership.
None of the applesauce you and your association of simpletons hurl can get me worked up . . . . .


The juxtaposition of Jackal's position is the precision something no other has done/achieved.
It is well way above and beyond your understanding or what was intended . . . . I didn't get here by default.
Fucktards like u made me what i am. . . . .You can never understand what i am about.
Begging for alms or staying JOBLESS like u . . .  .Nigga Puhhhhhhhhhhhlease. . . . . .
Try another line. . . . . . .while u are it, give your boy/f a cuddle before u sleep.
I pray u don't get shot like Versace while checking the mail male.

debosky:

@ I-man

I didn't know that psycho-diagnosis was part of your repartee?

You don't need psycho-diagnosis when its comes to that desperate shyster

debosky:

y'all should give me the low down on the latest nl beef, don't keep a brova out of the loop

Basically,the shyster is hyperventilating over a new broad he is trying to impress who is old enough to be his mum. I feel ashamed exchanging words with him,just remembered this guy is a teenager-18,19 or 20 this year-can't remember which.

Anyway,did you hear what Spurs fans were chanting when they were 1-0 up at OT? Are you Arsenal in disguise?

stupid spurs fans, thinking everyday was Christmas.

deliberate handball. . .how more stupid can you get?

Spurs remain a club of cretins, one win to brighten their dull existence, now normal service resumes

@jackal ,
Why are you still wasting your time?  LOL, Your 'sugar mama" the "old woman" needs you in her bed, pronto,

errrmmmm. LOL the same "old woman" who had them goats bleating on her YIM, I love being beckoned especially during my "menopause" relaspses.

Last time I checked my dear cousin's mom was pregnant with her the year before my mom was, Now I wonder who is rolling with "old' ladies,  I hate f.ucking cowards,  especially those who are still struggling with their sexuality,

Bullers need to stick their butts exactly where they intend to and stop screwing around the bushes, I had coffee am up all night .

errrrr, Jackal baby, how old are you again? ok, I see, so I would have had to start f.ucking at age 4 and become pregnant by age 5 in order to have been your mom, Damn I think someone is hugely mistaking me for their Momma,

I-man:

Basically,the shyster is hyperventilating over a new broad he is trying to impress who is old enough to be his mum.

wait I missed that ''

he's bragging? Hehehe. . .wonders shall never cease

@ I-man,

I thunk u was going to sleep. . . . . .Anutha male client to grease at 3.33 am?
Damn, at this rate of SPLOCK, the nerves in your wrinkled cock might get overworked(don't mind the rhymes )
Jackal is hyper-ventilating over a new broad old enough to be his mum? I did the same thing to your momma( don't fight this war for her)
She's old enough to defend herself, STUPID.

@ Islander,

C'mon . . . . . . leave this bitch for me to CHEW.
Lemme recite the very tale that brought him into existence. . . . . . .
Just be patient. He will bite the dust soon.
Its a crazy world, imagine a lounge lizard like I-man talking about dudes sleeping with older women.
His memory must be failing him.

What do you have when you cross an inbred with a shyster?

The kid is hyperventilating over a broad old enough to be his mum.Its okay if he gets to shag the broad,but that ain't going to to happen Masturbating over the net doesn't count

@Jack

I have to congratulate you for deceiving certain people about how old you are I too didn't know you where a teen until recently.

To be continued. . . . . .

ROFLMFSAO, I detest COWARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Ballsless bush rats, gives me the cramps, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww,

@Jackal,
meet me upstairs, I am getting impatient as hell

@ I-man,

Anutha waste of band-width!!!!!
You keep re-cycling the same old twaddle . . . .a teenager sleeping with a woman old enough to be his grandmum.
How this affects your father's savings account beggars belief . . . . Say something else, gay!!!!!

I never knew u were this empty-headed until now.
Its amazing how a debauchee like you who dated someone old to be your aunt for several years can spew this.
I doff me hat for u . . . You are BOLD or maybe u are just dissatisfied because the usual perks u get STOPPED abruptly.

Fiddy said . . . . .You don't throw stones if u live in a GLASS HOUSE.
Who knows . . .  .Your brief moment of stupidity/careless words may cause you to be HOMELESS, HUNGRY and NAKED.
I sincerely hope she is reading this. Dear Lord, hear ma prayers . . .maybe i should ask NICER.

Daiiiiiing, confusion in the camp of we Mancssss. If this confusion leads to a disintegration in the United camp and the total disablement of this thread by the Khalifa of Nairaland, Dr Kitomo would have been a major catalyst of this act.   Dr Kit, i can now see how Koro lost his election. You and your ilks were able to cause panic, confusion and pandemonium in Koro's camp, no wonder Perv Fashola won that election.

I can see thats the same thing you are doing Dr Kitomo, more grease to your finger because na you start this Inspector Bediako "Jackal is coughar" stuff . Nywoo you succeeded because Jackal and I-Man are ripping themselves apart!!. "em allies aint allying no more. Its like the Brits & Yanks getting involved in some sorta cold war and Detente shyte

Yo I-Man & Jackal, Y'all should suck this stuff up and man the fu$k up. This aint Mukina & Jejelolatu beefs or Razorr Vs a fellow chavvs beef. I mean its getting hard to know if Y'all aint some sorta pussies . Only Pussies do shyte like this   . Dont get me wrong, aint nothing bad if Debosky Vs Jackal sparr or I-Man Vs Loyika or Dr Kit Vs Rikky himself . but when two guys from the same camp sling-slang shyte & mud on each other, it beggars for attention. Ok Ladies,  make una make up and YIM up this ruckus out of  this thread.

Y'all are making Dr Kit look like a master strategist . Kit, i know how you feel now because you dey run things from the background, right? You must be feeling like Annenih "Mr Fix It"   .

To 'em Boyz, lets talk United!. I thot SAF and his boys would bite the dust for that 1million Quids they fethched the club. Talk of eating your cake and having it with a bottle of drink, thats the perfect scenario that played out this weekend. Oops ma bad, we played spuds!!!!!! Spuds would always be shyte! Its a ground they've not won on since 1989, so the results aint surprising. For the first time i must admit, on currebt form CRON is the best player to kick the roundball this season in Europe, anybody in the Gooners camp disagree? Then you need a pair of High definition Binoculars because you might be going color blinded!!!!

@Chacal,

seeing that age is affecting my memory, tell your momma what are the chances of Man utd winning the championship? I want to go make fun of my 'enemies" in the Arse-nals thread

@ Islander,


Man Utd should retain the title by May but sometimes the manager plays GOD and under-estimate the opposition.
If he sticks to his 1st team . . . .United will win the title. I have no doubt in that.
Arsenal will finish 3rd below Man Utd and Chelsea.
Meanwhile, u might have a bit of dilemma cos your favourite team in France(Lyon) is facing Man Utd in UEFA Champions league.
Now tell me. . . . . who is getting your vote?

@ Rikkyjen,

Nigga what!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tell u what . . . .This had nuthing to do with MC Omo . . . . I just had to do what i have to do.
I dont care whose horse is gored . . . , Idiot Man stepped on ma toes and i had to bite him(pure, plain and simple)
If he had kept it STRICTLY FOOTIE, it wouldnt have degenerated to this point.
I have always maintained people should be ready to FINISH what they started.

Anyways, Man Utd is on the ROLL.
CR7 is unarguably the best player in the world.
He makes Adebayor + Fabregas look like shyte.
I just hope Ferguson won't play shyte against Pompey on Wednesday.
Its about time we put DAYLIGHT between us and the Arses.