@TKB,

You can't go beyond 40km/hr all the locals would be searched even in the rain it has been raining here since. You can't go anywhere without badges I have been hanging out with some Italians and na so Pasta and wines we dey down 24/7.

PH na by boat. You no say I get serious phobia for water. .

No go Abuja I dey tell you and if you go straight to stadium no Frolicking around Asokoro _____  Bomb/ kidnap at sight orders have been given to those militants .

The deal between UBA and Assanal is that; at the end of the year, Your ATM balances would be used to offset the legendary Assanal debt. 

Beware of bad association says the good book. What union can there be  between the biggest Bank in Nigeria and the most pathetic clubside in England.  It beats me

@dayokanu
if the gurl sees her name on this thing, she go vex for u oo
u don goof, no be asokoro, na Gana street for maitama (lol)

Arsenal/UBA
u know almost all those EDs are Gaynners. if Chika sees these things, he will call for Seuns head
i don stop o make seun no come ban me. sebi seun sef na gaynner, watch ur tongue/fingers o

@tkb
We would call for his head if he tries it Arsenal is bigger than anyone individual.Please leave Arsenal soup wey sweet na better money kill am you guys should talk to Savannah Bank or Societe General to have your Scum logo on their passbooks _{oops i forgot they have been liquidated}

@A-40
na bad bad company u come dey call for us
God forbid!

we'll deal with zenith, Oceanic and GTBank

@Dayokanu
did u see the Hertha berlin and Liverpool's game
That benitez is a punk. why did he sell Crouch for Voronin?
did u see how that guy couldnt even redeem his image with that penalty loss?

Liverpool should beg harry Redknapp and tell him the Crouch's sale was a mistake.
he should offer Voronin and take back Crouch

@ALL
I think its a really good development that Arsenal is putting their logo on UBA ATM. Good business for Arsenal and UBA.

Up Gunners.!!! sorry my _{Man U Rivals for postin this here}

A-40
You dare not try what you are thinking
Like i said, if you aren't a Man Utd fan and you get near the Stadia
I will make sure you drink your own ejaculation
STAY OFF!!

Hannibal & TKB
I just comfirmed from me Militants that they have succeded in coning Dayokanu
He paid them some change hoping to get Kipnadding services
But i have double crossed him
They will now Kidnap him and send him to the Diary where he can shag Cows
I have also gotten assurances that they will make A-40 drink his ejaculation if he gets anywhere near ABj talk less of the Stadia
Also for any other Arsenal/Chav fans.

Man Utd is the king of English Football.
The Fanbase, The Assets, The Theatre of dreams, The Merchandise and everything just points Manchester United as the Kings of English Football.


man united for only one love! and people yhat no it only love.

but not club of passengers such as:- liverpool, chelsea, arsenal,

@emperoh
let me guess, ur intentionally making errors to see what i'll say?
what a lame excuse for the enormous heap of bombshells u've dropped in the last 72 hours.
@hannibal
is it my fault 97% of man utd fans on this forum are illiterate? hope you are reading the crap ur retarded offspring r typing.
P.S. who is this retarded bastard called coded guy?

United coasting 4-0 against the Chiefs. . . .

Wazza and Giggsy gave a champagne performance.
The Brazilian, Rodrigo Possebon is the next best thing after sliced bread. . . .
Fergie was spot-on bringing em from Manchester few days ago. . . . . .They were outstanding.

Can't wait for the season to light up.

@Emperoh
You must be a citizen of Sodom and Gommorah.Your infatuation with my balls and genitals is irritating.Please stay off me and kick your gay shit with your fellow Scummies

@Hannibal
It seems yall have a Homo in your midst and i thought you where homophobic! or how do you explain your compadre Emperoh mentioning my nuts in his every sentence

After we were crowned as the new winner of the Vodacom Challenge, do you think we still need a striker?

bla bla bla

A-40:

@Emperoh
You must be a citizen of Sodom and Gommorah.Your infatuation with my balls and genitals is irritating.Please stay off me and kick your gay shit with your fellow Scummies

@Hannibal
It seems yall have a Homo in your midst and i thought you where homophobic! or how do you explain your compadre Emperoh mentioning my nuts in his every sentence

At times I used to think that all humans have common sense
But then, i am now thinking other wise i also realised that its a novel for you to have common sense.
I thought i was talking to someone that had brains but A-40, you've just shown that goats have a competitor in you intelligence wise
Its better to be illiterate than being considered a moronic goat head Nairaland wide
ISI EWU!!!!!!!

nazzyon:

After we were crowned as the new winner of the Vodacom Challenge, do you think we still need a striker?

I am suprised you are seeing the The Vodacom challenge as a grade A match
Its just a fitness regaining match and also a charity match
We can't afford the gamble we did last season. Going over 50 matches without a 9
Its sure a Guiness Book of Record feat for a team to do such
Had there been a striker, we would have been saved all these CR7 wahala
then he will be limited to just his midfield position with intermittent forays into the opposition vital area
Lets not make that mistake again this season. We need an out and out striker and the only person that can do it very well for us is
Dimitar Berbatov!!!!

I never qualified the VC as a great achievement.

It is just a way of bringing up conversation.

You have to check again.

go pompey !

and for all u mancs out there hoping Tevezza, Rooneyza and co will get back safely . . u are in for the shocker of ur lives

ransom to be paid to be announced later

meanwhile lets be having Pompey pump sh@t in ur faces

Emperoh:

At times I used to think that all humans have common sense
But then, i am now thinking other wise i also realised that its a novel for you to have common sense.
I thought i was talking to someone that had brains but A-40, you've just shown that goats have a competitor in you intelligence wise
Its better to be illiterate than being considered a moronic goat head Nairaland wide
ISI EWU!!!!!!!

Someone should please get this dude some Adult Education! How can you do battle with me when you are not even able to speak or type good English? How Pathetic!! i assure you any more gibberish posts from ignorant self will be ignored forthwith

A-40:

Someone should please get this dude some Adult Education! How can you do battle with me when you are not even able to speak or type good English? How Pathetic!! i assure you any more gibberish posts from ignorant self will be ignored forthwith

Dude, this is giving up Cowardly huh!!
But what do i expect of someone with brains likened to that of a goat
What a pathetic psychiatric case

Dr Kitaun:

go pompey !

and for all u mancs out there hoping Tevezza, Rooneyza and co will get back safely . . u are in for the shocker of your lives

ransom to be paid to be announced later

meanwhile lets be having Pompey pump sh@t in your faces

Kit, you sound like you want to be a victim but on a second thought, capturing you for ransome will be a waste of energy
just ask Dayo what he went thru whenever he shows back
If you dare show up anywhere near the stadia, i promise you some very lovely mosquito bites
Sit back and enjoy as we murder Pompey and keep doing the hating aussi

What part of you are not in my league dont you understand? Its no use having a battle of wits with your weak mind its so not armed

You are a walking carcass.And 40boi doesnt scavenge

Imagine, they lined up chobby children in front of the players.

Anyone watching Portsmouth Vs United match Live?

I am watching the match.

What channel is beaming it LIVE??

I was watching on SKY 198 when the pictures collapsed all of a sudden . . . We just can't get things right in Naija, it's pathetic!!!
Those chubby kids of em Senators . . . what were they doing on the pitch??
Most of em didn't even wear the complete gear. . . . . Pompey shirts on Jeans?? . . . It's appaling.

Abuja couldn't fill up it's terraces.
One fat woman kept kicking the ball with her shoes falling off.
Cele Babayaro has joined Pompey. . . . . Kanu looked like a mallam and not even dressed up for the game.
What else is there to say??

First it was Chris Eagles missing a one on one with David James,now Campbell,no wonder,it's always suicidal whenever manure plays its second team
Chris isn't maturing as fast as he was first hyped!!!

Man U TV is showing the match and Supersport 3 for Africa

Very Very good match.

I am impressed.

HNIC:

First it was Chris Eagles missing a one on one with David James,now Campbell,no wonder,it's always suicidal whenever manure plays its second team
Chris isn't maturing as fast as he was first hyped!!!

I remember this 2nd team beating Arsenal 4-0 in February. . . . . . . . .
Talk is cheap.
Our kids are better than yours.

HNIC:


Chris isn't maturing as fast as he was first hyped!!!

Just like Almighty Theo Walcott

Akolawole:

Just like Almighty Theo Walcott

Touche. . . . .

Walcott went 2000 minutes of Prem Football before scoring a leagur goal.

@ Akola
No way
Theo is far ahead of Eagles.
Back to the match
Tevez missed a first half penalty.
Eagles and Campbell mised sitters in front of goal
Pompey has been reduced to striking the ball from distance.
Mendes,Krancjar and Crouch all trying their luck.
Utaka has limped off
Carrick is having a great game, just like Tevez.
and Glenn Johnson is about Pompey's best player.
Still 0-0

@ Hannibal
Theo has scored and will score loads more this season.
Not sure Eagles will ever get to score, except if he's shipped out of manure,maybe to Hull City

HNIC:

@ Hannibal
Theo has scored and will score loads more this season.
Not sure Eagles will ever get to score, except if he's shipped out of manure,maybe to Hull City

Who scored the scorcher against Everton in the 2006/7 season at Goodison Park??
It seems ur football knowledge is on the decline.
Eagles has been scoring EPL goals since the fall of man.

Good teamwork.

Good Goal

Good goal by Eagles



D match is more like a walk in the park.