lorddaywalker: if a guy is bin wit more dan 1 lady,he's a cheat and irresponsible bt when a lady is bin in bed wit more dan 1 guy,she's bin taken advantage of,or she's bin jilted..nva mak xcuses 4 ur failure,u and u alone shld b responsible. Jst ma opinion..**run b4 d ladies throw me stones**

When a key opens all kinds of locks its called masterkey
When a lock is opened buy all kinds of keys its a useless lock
When a person is caught with a master key his called a thief

zerray: lol wat did u ask

wanted to know if it was the movie you were talking about.

Hissexcellencie:
I go det tikpa kpa...ti kpa kpa. tikpa kpa....ti kpa kpa. Ile ijo. *starts making gestures with his pelvis region*

Lol

Darkchocolate:

Im doing very well Thank you...And how are you doing this beautiful morning.

Season1 Episode1: Boy meets Girl

ENIMONEY: I no won vex Bro, please mind your bussiness! Make e no excalate, I don dey ignore you since bt u keep quoting me! Last post to u. Thanks as u cooperate!!

eni ¡)!"!!

sokarsenal: . All PRIVATELY if you WANT TO

Dis oga stingy o. Wen I be dey look make I catch so digits lol

traecey: wetn b ororo?

vegetable oyel

adedeji65: hand me fine girl

when I get more than 1(without attitude) I will now hand one to you.

so this girl said her uncle picked the call .... there's God #okbye

Hissexcellencie: when I get more than 1(without attitude) I will now hand one to you.

u b olojukokoro hand me DAT one lol

chinziaski: I'm doing great. Just putting an end to one or two things before service. What did u study in school?

Episode2: Girl meets Boy.

lorddaywalker: if a guy is bin wit more dan 1 lady,he's a cheat and irresponsible bt when a lady is bin in bed wit more dan 1 guy,she's bin taken advantage of,or she's bin jilted..nva mak xcuses 4 ur failure,u and u alone shld b responsible. Jst ma opinion..**run b4 d ladies throw me stones**

u too dey fear dem ladies. Hit and Run! Lol

chinziaski: I'm doing great. Just putting an end to one or two things before service. What did u study in school?

Why don't we start from you...what did you study?

Hissexcellencie: Episode2: Girl meets Boy.

Sounds like a very interesting read

ENIMONEY: #stones him my huge purple Love Machine.

. **grab d purple machine and destroyed it,replaces it wit d REAL DEAL lobatan!

Darkchocolate:

Why don't we start from you...what did you study?

lolz, quite funny. I studied Mechanical Engineering. I think its my turn to ask, which school did you attend?

chinziaski: I'm a lasgidi breed, so I don't want to serve there. Based on my field, I just want to be close to these cities.

Oyel sumtin abi??!

ENIMONEY: I no won vex Bro, please mind your bussiness! Make e no excalate, I don dey ignore you since bt u keep quoting me! Last post to u. Thanks as u cooperate!!

. Thanks ma.....sorry if you misunderstood my intention or truth is bitter to you.....I'm really sowi...but on a lighter note...if you wan vex, concern u oh....doesn't concern me

Hissexcellencie: Episode2: Girl meets Boy.

Hissexcellencie: Oyel sumtin abi??!

lolz! No be small matter, but some engineering firms too. I want to learn stuffs there that's why.

traecey: I will..as long as yo there to buy me lollipop nd pet me..Sister buksich r u gon refer mi to yo bro?

Y nt? Provided u r well endowed,gud in d kitchen&cn tk vy gud kia of sista in-law lyk me

ENIMONEY: I no won vex Bro, please mind your bussiness! Make e no excalate, I don dey ignore you since bt u keep quoting me! Last post to u. Thanks as u cooperate!!

. DOUBLE STANDARD..Part 2....buy your copy NOW.......and to think you were minding your business when you were quashing someone's view.....I think a foreign female graduate here called it something, it starts with a 'H'.....'Hypo...' abi na 'JIKocrite'

chinziaski: lolz, quite funny. I studied Mechanical Engineering. I think its my turn to ask, which school did you attend?

To return the favour, I am a Legal Eagle. Any more questions, I might need to take a raincheck.

Personal Details + Nairaland = NoNo

The less they know, the less ammunition they have

adedeji65: u b olojukokoro hand me DAT one lol

*in Olamide's voice* Am I Madt?

kennykg:
Dis oga stingy o. Wen I be dey look make I catch so digits lol

. Lol....so you want me to work for you abi.....FIRE

lorddaywalker: if a guy is bin wit more dan 1 lady,he's a cheat and irresponsible bt when a lady is bin in bed wit more dan 1 guy,she's bin taken advantage of,or she's bin jilted..nva mak xcuses 4 ur failure,u and u alone shld b responsible. Jst ma opinion..**run b4 d ladies throw me stones**

Diff between a guy sleeping around nd a gurl doing the samething.
A lock that can be opened by any key is not good bur

A key that can open any lock is called a "master key".

When a guy and a gurl breaks up, the gurl most times feel cheated bkoz she feels she's been used bur they forget that thing is a two street not one way.
When we have s*x, we both enjoy it, so don't pin the blame on the guy alone.

Hissexcellencie: *in Olamide's voice* Am I Madt?

in Terry GS voice " mad man like ginger"

Darkchocolate:

Sounds like a very interesting read

hope it will be a bestseller.

sokarsenal: . DOUBLE STANDARD..Part 2....buy your copy NOW.......and to think you were minding your business when you were quashing someone's view.....I think a foreign female graduate here called it something, it starts with a 'H'.....'Hypo...' abi na 'JIKocrite'

Exactly what I mean by the more they know, the more ammunition ... I have purposely ignored you all morning. However since you want my attention, you have it.

Do you have a problem with me?

Was "foreign female graduate" necessary?

Darkchocolate:

To return the favour, I am a Legal Eagle. Any more questions, I might need to take a raincheck.

Personal Details + Nairaland = NoNo

The less they know, the less ammunition they have

lolz, I understand. A legal eagle, that sounds nice. Which of the universities did u graduate from?

Darkchocolate:

To return the favour, I am a Legal Eagle. Any more questions, I might need to take a raincheck.

Personal Details + Nairaland = NoNo

The less they know, the less ammunition they have

choko ooo funny bae