aircom: hehehehehehe...Tell her she landed d wrong nigga bro..

Cleoqueen:
Na your own you talk so o...continue to dey turn 360 na

kennykg:
since i got you you. No matter how many 360 i make we go alway dey like angle 90

highmey:

Hi Zerray... How's Abia camp?

Give us the gist na

zerray: lol abia camp has been amazing so far good to hear that...
there is water,light though no socket in most places,the place was fumigated so no need for mosquito net,friendly officials,lenient soldiers though i was ask to do frog jump cos i was late for parade Kpele dear, that's part of discipline
nice hostel though my hostel isnt that nice but it is easier to escape parade cos my hostel is for nursing mothersHahahaha... You wan do frog-jump again .
average food, nice platoon mate,my uniform is almost my size ,i mean everything , Almost your size! you mean, that baggy trouser fit you... Wonderful!
what else We do love to see you on your NYSC khaki

rationalmind: Another thing I noticed in camp.

You go just look girl small. Next thing, she don raise finger dey show you her ring.

Anytime I see those rings on their fingers, a part of me rejoices with them, another part of me dey vex.

rationalmind:



I no sure say that one go enter these ones head. I'll tell you why.

When I did a little survey, I noticed several ladies had rings on their hands.

I then asked myself if these aren't the same girls who had no rings when we were in school.

The answer seems obvious. Several of those insecure dudes placed rings on their fingers while they were going for NYSC to prevent them from flirting when they get to camp.

Therefore, this isn't the right time to tell them the guy isn't right since he just gave them the ring.

As my people will say, e still dey shark them.

rationalmind:



I no sure say that one go enter these ones head. I'll tell you why.

When I did a little survey, I noticed several ladies had rings on their hands.

I then asked myself if these aren't the same girls who had no rings when we were in school.

The answer seems obvious. Several of those insecure dudes placed rings on their fingers while they were going for NYSC to prevent them from flirting when they get to camp.

Therefore, this isn't the right time to tell them the guy isn't right since he just gave them the ring.

As my people will say, e still dey shark them.

aircom:
Hehehehe..little survey ..Wat if dis dis babes actually gat dis rings demselves jus to get rid of guys politely ...u never knw..

aircom:
Hehehehe..little survey ..Wat if dis dis babes actually gat dis rings demselves jus to get rid of guys politely ...u never knw..

kennykg:
na to add ginger make e be like terryg head

traecey: lol...if I hear

Taar. Bone that thing if e swell u go tell us?

Chrisbenogor:
A huge number of rings vanish after the first week. Depending on your personal code your can swoop in then.

lorddaywalker: Boredom wan kill me oooooo ! 10k God for DSTV sha and English premiership start nxt weekend. ,im so much xted d football fun is bak.nid to get som bottle of Vodka n M.moments to chill masef at home. Hasn't bin easy living alone n waitin 4 streamII at same time ,anywayz wetin man go do I rep adamawa/paiko/minna camp

Man dey suffer since o! Even my dstv subscription for house don expire. No money to renew am. But that won't stop me from enjoying as many matches that I can.

Hissexcellencie:



Lol. Ginger don cost finish for my area o! Even salt e be like people don use am baff finish.

Cleoqueen:
Stop flattering me..*battin' eyelashes*

kennykg: --- day 5---

one of my best day cause i finally slept like a baby. That's to the cute dr that attended to me, she was also pregnant but i'm sure we ll make good friend if we meet again....

My bunk mate....hmmmmmm...i think i need to get his contact so the church can pray for him,its either his vibratiing or pushing the bed from under or doing both.. My hostel mates don't help matters at all but that God for the heavy shower they started sleeping one after the other then had to wake up 2am for my med and breakfast then cleaned up, back to dreamland.

--5am--
worship then platoon 2 presented their topic followed by morning drills then ended with learning to match.

then we headed back to the parade ground while been instructed to show what we learnt.

*the commandant*
his a slim fair hausa guy with a poker face always, you don't want to cross him trust me!

While we were matching on the parade ground he only said few words to the instructor ears but when he held d mic the first thing the said " every squat down now for 100 jumps" every one screamed the just increased it to 150,we all were down now then he asked if we ok(wtf), some said yes while other said no "now his talking 200 jumps" that moment a grave yard must be more noisy compared to us.

We started 200 jumps,he was just looking poker faced after we were done he said we would do it again unless we wanted "Demo" ( what ever sounds sweet from an hausa soldiers is always bitter,so no one wanted to find out) now we start 200 jumps afresh with him instructing when we go up and down.... See boys n babes looking with f**d face. That was the early morning ended,

we were asked to get back to the parade ground after breakfast beans( looked like baby's poo, but people don adapt so it looked lovely) pap(i don't like it so i didn't bother looking at it)

down to iya favour,my meal ticket like my dr go talk,it's always mixture of fried &jollf rice with beef and maybe salad,she's a good cook so we sink our fortune there. But i need to know if there wont be a problem if i eat mainly fruits alone i won't get a bed at the clinic cause too much rice and indomie in the system....

After meal we headed back to parade ground to know where our state number falls to complete filling files...hmmmmm...

Was really disappointed in alot of bsc hnd and other degree holders that fell in my range they couldn't fill a simple form written in clear english. So much silly mistakes,even a man age 25(football age) sitting next to me copied a gals next of kin...[/b]he made me do a mistake just cause of always wanting to see what i wrote..

I hope people improve before it's too late...

Lemme eat my usual then find one of my new friends to chat with.

aircom:
Hehehehe..little survey ..Wat if dis dis babes actually gat dis rings demselves jus to get rid of guys politely ...u never knw..

rationalmind:

Lol, that might actually be true even if it's quite unlikely.

Make we do one small survey for here

Cu.tiepie, prix.xy, zerr.ay, honyd.ear, RD20.10 et al, will you go to camp with a ring just to put guys off?

rationalmind: Another thing I noticed in camp.

You go just look girl small. Next thing, she don raise finger dey show you her ring.

Anytime I see those rings on their fingers, a part of me rejoices with them, another part of me dey vex.

Men dey vex o! Dem don carry "Keep off" sign put ontop these babes. Some don turn these babes to "Lord of †ђξ Rings"

kennykg:
make i send you plutonium

no thanks.

kennykg:
i called the bank manager for our provisions he didn't have any idea of you. What happened na

cutiepie01: Lolzz.If u stayed in the hostel while on campus, it wont be a big deal.

Valentinooo: my guy, I salute your ministry. How your side dey be?

Cleoqueen:
Our? ...no o!... Not our o...mine!...my own!...assin, na only me get am ...you no dey among

Jeez! See Denial! Lwkmd na so Pirro do Bros J!

Hissexcellencie:



Man dey suffer since o! Even my dstv subscription for house don expire. No money to renew am. But that won't stop me from enjoying as many matches that I can.

Hissexcellencie:



*in Yaw's voice* Tans ah bunch!