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| Smart Satan.. by whiteshark(m): 4:43am On Sep 16, 2005 |
One day, Chukuma dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him, shows him doors to three rooms, and says he must choose one of these rooms to spend your eternity in. In the first room, people are standing in shit up to their necks. Chukuma being the guy that he is says "no" fast then hala at Mr. Devil, let me see the next room." In the second room, people are standing with shit up to their noses. Guy says no again. Finally, Satan opens the door to the third room. People are standing with shit up to their knees, drinking zobo and eating bole. He takes one look and yell's, "I pick this room." Satan smiles and says okay and starts to leave, and the guy wades in and starts pouring some zobo with the intension of munching sweet bole. On the way out Satan yells, "O.K., break's over. Everyone back on your heads!"
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| Re: Smart Satan.. by hotangel2(f): 4:46am On Sep 16, 2005 |
ha! |
| Re: Smart Satan.. by layi(m): 1:15pm On Sep 16, 2005 |
Yeeee!  |
| Re: Smart Satan.. by WesleyanA(f): 5:05pm On Sep 17, 2005 |
hahahahaha  serves him right. |
| Re: Smart Satan.. by goodguy(m): 11:43pm On Sep 17, 2005 |
Do we have a Chukwuma on Nairaland?  This is quite funny  |
| Re: Smart Satan.. by Princess(f): 11:16am On Sep 27, 2005 |
what the hell who said satan is smart?   |
| Re: Smart Satan.. by hotangel2(f): 11:57pm On Sep 27, 2005 |
In this joke.. satan is kinda smart! |
| Re: Smart Satan.. by whiteshark(m): 5:15am On Sep 29, 2005 |
hot-angel: True!!! |
| Re: Smart Satan.. by Princess(f): 11:03am On Sep 29, 2005 |
what joke? |
| Re: Smart Satan.. by faketeeth(m): 3:02pm On Nov 21, 2006 |
   u're crazy!!!!!!!! |
| Re: Smart Satan.. by Mystique(f): 4:18pm On Nov 21, 2006 |
Crazy |
| Re: Smart Satan.. by Hassan1890(m): 5:27pm On Jun 09, 2008 |
Why u dey disrespect chukwuma like this abi u no know say na chief of ekpong land him be? |
| Re: Smart Satan.. by clemcykul(f): 4:55pm On Jun 10, 2008 |
lol |
| Re: Smart Satan.. by Jeovy(m): 9:38pm On Jun 10, 2008 |
it is really time to repent,satan is getting smart |
| Re: Smart Satan.. by krama(m): 6:49am On Jun 11, 2008 |
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