10 THINGS THAT SOUND TOO CRAZY TO BE TRUE.


1) There are more Babies on Nairaland than Adults. Ratio of 9:1

2) 99% of people who run their mouth in the Politics Section of Nairaland are bloody cowards in reality who will run under their beds on hearing the sound of a fire cracker but instead come hear and spew fire and brimestone on a faceless forum.

3) Nigeria's unemployment statistics is. NOT caused by the government but rather by lazy Nigeria youths who are only concerned about the pay without wanting to add an iota of value to their employer or company.

4) 90% of Nigeria youths now occupy their thoughts with intimate escapades, 4% with illegal means of earning a living, 2% in gambling, 3% in umimaginery miraculous way of getting rich thinking prayer alone without work will ever happen, ONLY 1% of the Nigerian youth is Sane.

5) Both PDP, APC, LP, APGA, and All Political parties in Nigeria are one and the same filled with callous, pot bellied and old politicians who are just into politics for the sole purpose of enriching themselves and only remember the Nigeria populace few days to election by giving them few cups of rice and becoming humble overnight.


6) Jonathan, Tinubu, Ameachi, Obasanjo, Buhari, Kalu, Tambuwa, Bode George, Anenih, Rocha's, and every living past and present politicians are best of friends. They only pretend to be enemies on the covers of newspaper and social media when in real fact they all wine and dine in the wee hours of the night and laugh and the ignorance of the Nigerian populace while sharing the oil blocs and National treasury amongst themselves.

7) Nigeria Education system in no distant time be worse than that of Guinea, Niger, Mali and Bokina Fasu. as our children now know more than 1,000 indecency website by heart than they know the capitals of the 36 states of Nigeria or even the National pledge.

8 ) Nigeria has a massive gold mine where even an illiterate can exploit and make it big if ONLY our youths can drop their mobile phones for a day and make use of their God given brains.

9) People now marry for the short term without putting the long term in focus. Nigeria in no distant time will rank 1st on the table of countries with the most divorce rates. Most actually plan for months towards the wedding day without planning for the marriage itself.


10) The ONLY solution to a ONE NIGERIA is to drop all Ethnic and Religious hatred amongst ourselves and face our REALenemies who are the politicians who are milking us dry and internationally brewing enmity amongst us.

Nice post, but can you please number & organize them. Thanks.

salaksmana: Nice post, but can you please number & organize them. Thanks.

Brief life history of mine: I am a bloody illiterate who is using "agidi" to operate this touch screen device.

acidtalk:


Brief life history of mine: I am a bloody illiterate who is using "agidi" to operate this touch screen device.

Lol. I find it difficult to operate a touch screen device too. Well done for the editing.

salaksmana: Lol. I find it difficult to operate a touch screen device too. I'll copy & edit for my easy reading.

I have managed to do something at least to show I am an illeterate willing to learn.

acidtalk:

I have managed to do something at least to show I am an illeterate willing to learn.

I agree with virtually all of it. But for the bonus, I don't know o.

catarrh dey worry me oo

I am sure you have also some constructive criticism to the problems you described.

salaksmana: Lol. I find it difficult to operate a touch screen device too.

Sounds too crazy to be true

The politicians are the greatest ills that had been plaguing the country

Evergreen123:
Sounds too crazy to be true

But it is. The typing is the real issue, because I type much on mobile.

This should make front page but our "nl Abachas at the top" are busy hiding random post. What happened to that my last week post made me believe there's so much hypocrisy going on at the backend of this nl. We talk about democracy, rights and freedom but we can't even get it on here. Dia ris gordu sha.

acidtalk:
Bonus) Seun and his Mods had a meeting and vowed never to allow any of my topics to make front page again.

Reverse Psychology.. It might not work...

ifex370: catarrh dey worry me oo

See a Native doctor. Your problem is spiritual.

kibo:

Reverse Psychology.. It might not work...

I don't expect it to. But that's the UTMOST truth.

ACIdTALK longest time. This time you sound very thrilling with this your boko bomb. Very mind boggling, didactic and inspiring. All are exactly they way you imagine it.

1. Most Niralanders are babies
2. Most plan for wedding and not marriage
3. Most people expect overnight miracle at the expense of their inbuilt potential

[/quote] 90% of Nigeria youths now occupy their thoughts with intimate escapades, 4% with illegal means of earning a living, 2% in gambling, 3% in umimaginery miraculous way of getting reach thinking prayer alone without work will ever happen, ONLY 1% of the Nigerian youth is Sane. [/quote]

Sirniyeh: ACIdTALK longest time. This time you sound very thrilling with this your boko bomb. Very mind boggling, didactic and inspiring. All are exactly they way you imagine it.

1. Most Niralanders are babies
2. Most plan for wedding and not marriage
3. Most people expect overnight miracle at the expense of their inbuilt potential

90% of Nigeria youths now occupy their thoughts with intimate escapades, 4% with illegal means of earning a living, 2% in gambling, 3% in umimaginery miraculous way of getting rich thinking prayer alone without work will ever happen, ONLY 1% of the Nigerian youth is Sane.

Its so damn painful

acidtalk, so this your moniker still dey? longest time sha. how are you?

berem: acidtalk, so this your moniker still dey? longest time sha. how are you?

So wa pa? How family and business?

True talk..

lonelydora: True talk..

Spread the gospel

kibo:

Reverse Psychology.. It might not work...

It won't.

Nigerian youths lets wake up and be wise.

acidtalk:

So wa pa? How family and business?

Hw business? U think she's into biz nd yet she's on NL 24/7? I wonder the kinda work pple lyk Gbawe,Chino,Victorciza,Abagworo,cleverly(although am very sure this one needs divine intervention cos his case is terrible),koboko69 etc do,Cos u keep seeing dem on almost all threads in NL politics section......

collele:

Hw business? U think she's into biz nd yet she's on NL 24/7? I wonder the kinda work pple lyk Gbawe,Chino,Victorciza,Abagworo,cleverly(although am very sure this one needs divine intervention cos his case is terrible),koboko69 etc do,Cos u keep seeing dem on almost all threads in NL politics section......

thats all i got for u....Nkita!

collele:

Hw business? U think she's into biz nd yet she's on NL 24/7? I wonder the kinda work pple lyk Gbawe,Chino,Victorciza,Abagworo,cleverly(although am very sure this one needs divine intervention cos his case is terrible),koboko69 etc do,Cos u keep seeing dem on almost all threads in NL politics section......

We go sha try ask. Na courtesy.

This is actually true.Especially the one about the politicians.

most of ur post are on point but I beg to disagree on buhari and corruption i de share my 2kobo contribution ooo happy xmas in advance .
sorry to derail any bday mate 30/12/20014 so hard to c a bday mate .

Why don't you proffer solutions to most of the points listed above?

God Bless Acidtalk