My neighbour has a daughter in her early 20s that always comes over to my place like everyday especially when there is no "light" and I have my standby on. And stays there from morning till night. She takes a bath there, eats there, relaxes and watches tv, one day I got back from a short walk and met her cooking!. This is becoming too much. She has no respect for my privacy, barges in to my room. I am getting disgusted and even reported her to her dad. Only God knows if she has my spare key.
People are beginning to wonder whether we are married or what. I regret ever letting her into my place.
How do I chase her away without using violence, for my own safety.

You start started the whole show. so deal with it.

Decibel: You start started the whole show. so deal with it.

how did I start it? It was just to charge phone from there, it became out of control

krall: how did I start it? It was just to charge phone from there, it became out of control

You would have drawn the boundary line albinitio

Decibel: You would have drawn the boundary line albinitio

what do you suggest? And which one is albinitio?

Lwkmd!..@op e be like sey the babe no fine at all..

Bro, report her to her dad again, this sort of thing gets on my nerves.

krall: what do you suggest? And which one is albinitio?

Are you a male or female; with your gender known, will advice on what to do next.

U don come again, after ogling breasts in church, now its neighbour, by tomorrow morning it will be a colleague asking u to marry her, u better be careful on top woman matter.

GSKing:

c'mon stop being judgemental, have you been in a position where people depend on your source for something as vital as power supply?

if you don't understand his predicament, then don't fly into conclusion that he started it or its his fault, just stand at the sidelines and read about the disturbing experiences people in his shoes have been through all in the name of hospitality.

his privacy is being encroached on and not everyone was built to be rude at guests.

Are you questioning the veracity of my statement? I'm enroute to Politics Section but will get back to you with this your statement.

Decibel: Are you a male or female; with your gender known, will advice on what to do next.

male sir

[quote author=krall] what do you suggest? And which one is albinitio?. Albinition means from inception(beginning)

egopersonified: U don come again, after ogling breasts in church, now its neighbour, by tomorrow morning it will be a colleague asking u to marry her, u better be careful on top woman matter.

sorry it was My boss wanted to marry me but that has pass. What is the right thing you think I should do?

krall: male sir

Were you doing LIMPOPO with her; if yes then you answer is as good as my earlier assertion

Is anyone holding you back from telling her you don't like her constant stay in your house?

Report her to her father and whenever she comes knock your door don't open just tell her that you are busy and continue doing so. Simple

Decibel: Were you doing LIMPOPO with her; if yes then you answer is as good as my earlier assertion

what ever "limpopo" means am sure I wasn't doing it.

SalC: Is anyone holding you back from telling her you don't like her constant stay in your house?

I have told her that one. She just doesn't give up. Her friends even come to my place to look for her before proceeding to her own house.
I have begged them to tell her to stop but they seem to like it too.
I will resort to violence if care is not taken

Ladies viewing without commenting, how do they chase you people away?

krall: sorry it was My boss wanted to marry me but that has pass. What is the right thing you think I should do?

weld iron protectors on doors and windows, build a fence without gates, jump into the compound, lock the doors and flush the keys down the toilet. Send me the address, every 25th of december, I would come and throw you some delicacies in honour of your creator and I will shout your name three times, you will also reply three times, the year I dont get a reply, we will break down the fence and iron doors and do the needful to your body.

egopersonified:

weld iron protectors on doors and windows, build a fence without gates, jump into the compound, lock the doors and flush the keys down the toilet. Send me the address, every 25th of december, I would come and throw you some delicacies in honour of your creator and I will shout your name three times, you will also reply three times, the year I dont get a reply, we will break down the fence and iron doors and do the needful to your body.

the last time I followed this kind of advice it landed me in hospital........ This your own is leading to my early grave.

Decibel: Albinition means from
inception(beginning)

Ab initio

u don come again abi? Op. Weda u like it or not u*re either andyblaze or a very close relative of his. Am out.

XKZ:

Ab initio

Thanks.

Decibel: Thanks.

You're welcome. ☺

agohmamuda: u don come again abi? Op. Weda u like it or not u*re either andyblaze or a very close relative of his. Am out.

stop that!

krall: Ladies viewing without commenting, how do they chase you people away?

We will continue to view and not comment!btw how old is she who does dat
A secondary school gurl I guess!I av nothing sensible to say trust me.

nikkypearl:
We will continue to view and not comment!btw how old is she who does dat
A secondary school gurl I guess!I av nothing sensible to say trust me.

read well she is in early 20s say 25 she is an unemployed graduate

Just change the damn lock again and be stern about letting her in next time.

For the phone charging issue, you can put out an extension wire for her and any other person that has been a beneficiary of your subsidized power largess.

Is she fat?