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Why Beer Is Better Than A Woman by Nobody: 10:55am On Jul 19, 2014
These are my candid observations:

- Beer is always wet.

- Frigid beer is good beer.

- Beer never gets a headache.

- Beer always goes down easily.

- You can share a beer with a friend.

- You don't have to wine & dine beer.

- You can enjoy beer everyday of the month, it doesn't have a period.

- You always know you are the first one to pop a beer

- You dont have to wash a beer before it tastes good.

- You can have more than one beer and not feel guilty.

- Beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.

- If you pour a beer right you'll always get a good head.

- A beer doesn't nag.

#NoOffenceLadies cool

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Re: Why Beer Is Better Than A Woman by harlos: 10:59am On Jul 19, 2014
Let us all marry beer cheesy

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Re: Why Beer Is Better Than A Woman by pickabeau1: 11:00am On Jul 19, 2014
grin

Beer cannot give u kids...

tongue
Re: Why Beer Is Better Than A Woman by krazydave(m): 11:10am On Jul 19, 2014
Then i gues your beer would....
- do your laundry
- screw you and get pregnant for you
- and also, raise your kids for you right?
#drunk_kids_be_posting_sh¡t

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Re: Why Beer Is Better Than A Woman by Nobody: 11:16am On Jul 19, 2014
krazydave: Then i gues your beer would....
- do your laundry
- screw you and get pregnant for you
- and also, raise your kids for you right?
#drunk_kids_be_posting_sh¡t

Shut your gob, your 3 wack points cant beat what beer has got to offer.
Re: Why Beer Is Better Than A Woman by AJ01(m): 11:19am On Jul 19, 2014
Beer!!!!!! grin. I loveeeee you

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Re: Why Beer Is Better Than A Woman by krazydave(m): 11:20am On Jul 19, 2014
ElGuapo:

Shut your gob, your 3 wack points cant beat what beer has got to offer.

and i'm sure your 50 "resonable" points makes sense to you as opposed to having a wife right?
#grow up dude!!
Re: Why Beer Is Better Than A Woman by Nobody: 11:24am On Jul 19, 2014
harlos: Let us all marry beer cheesy

That's the spirit harlos, the world doesn't revolve around the women after all cheesy

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Re: Why Beer Is Better Than A Woman by Nobody: 11:27am On Jul 19, 2014
krazydave:

and i'm sure your 50 "resonable" points makes sense to you as opposed to having a wife right?
#grow up dude!!

Getting a wife is a thing of choice, no one is obligated to marry.

Don't impose your belief on people.
Re: Why Beer Is Better Than A Woman by harlos: 11:27am On Jul 19, 2014
ElGuapo:

That's the spirit harlos, the world doesn't revolve around the women after all cheesy
Lets drink and go to heaven grin

Re: Why Beer Is Better Than A Woman by Nobody: 11:33am On Jul 19, 2014
harlos:
Lets drink and go to heaven grin

Much better than working all day at office just to get back home and face another work {wife}! cheesy cheesy
Re: Why Beer Is Better Than A Woman by Nobody: 11:35am On Jul 19, 2014
pickabeau1: grin

Beer cannot give u kids...

tongue

Adopt one and hire a maid to cater for the kid.

There are always solutions around us tongue

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Re: Why Beer Is Better Than A Woman by harlos: 11:36am On Jul 19, 2014
ElGuapo:

Much better than working all day at office just to get back home and face another work {wife}! cheesy cheesy
necessary work it is, even beer can jinger it up cheesy
Re: Why Beer Is Better Than A Woman by krazydave(m): 11:36am On Jul 19, 2014
ElGuapo:

Getting a wife is a thing of choice, no one is obligated to marry.

Don't impose your belief on people.

don't contracdict yourself dude..... Your topic imposes YoUR own belief on people...... What if i prefer my babe to my beer.... You just opened my eyes to a different light......
You might have changed someone's orientation about his babe/gf.........
#be careful how you say things
Re: Why Beer Is Better Than A Woman by Nobody: 11:43am On Jul 19, 2014
krazydave:

don't contracdict yourself dude..... Your topic imposes YoUR own belief on people...... What if i prefer my babe to my beer.... You just opened my eyes to a different light......
You might have changed someone's orientation about his babe/gf.........
#be careful how you say things

Pfft!

Freedom is nothing without choices.

You're presented with plethoria of options, either to keep up with your woman or switch lane and join the beer republic.

My topic is more like a shrewd observation that is worth sharing, I'm not forcing it on anybody. If you're that gullible then allow it to influence your next line of action, I dont phucking care. cool
Re: Why Beer Is Better Than A Woman by timpaker(m): 12:00pm On Jul 19, 2014
How much is beer dowry? I wanna pay immediately!

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Re: Why Beer Is Better Than A Woman by krazydave(m): 12:02pm On Jul 19, 2014
ElGuapo:

Pfft!

Freedom is nothing without choices.

You're presented with plethoria of options, either to keep up with your woman or switch lane and join the beer republic.

My topic is more like a shrewd observation that is worth sharing, I'm not forcing it on anybody. If you're that gullible then allow it to influence your next line of action, I dont phucking care. cool

aiit...... Enough "uprightness" already...... Just messing with ya'......
C'mmn, who doesn't enjoy his beer?
#cheerscheesy!
Re: Why Beer Is Better Than A Woman by Nobody: 12:09pm On Jul 19, 2014
krazydave:

aiit...... Enough "uprightness" already...... Just messing with ya'......
C'mmn, who doesn't enjoy his beer?
#cheerscheesy!

That's my homie!

A bottle of your favourite beer is on me cheesy
Re: Why Beer Is Better Than A Woman by traware(m): 12:12pm On Jul 19, 2014
krazydave: Then i gues your beer would....
- do your laundry
- screw you and get pregnant for you
- and also, raise your kids for you right?
#drunk_kids_be_posting_sh¡t
Every man doesn't desire these from women.I don't drink either.I only love money(believe me,'she' loves me too) and weed

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Re: Why Beer Is Better Than A Woman by MizMyColi(f): 12:46pm On Jul 19, 2014

shocked shocked shocked

angry

cheesy cheesy cheesy


Guapo!!! grin

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Re: Why Beer Is Better Than A Woman by pickabeau1: 12:56pm On Jul 19, 2014
ElGuapo:

Adopt one and hire a maid to cater for the kid.

There are always solutions around us tongue

grin grin grin grin

Quick thinker....

Shayo dude
Re: Why Beer Is Better Than A Woman by pickabeau1: 12:57pm On Jul 19, 2014
harlos:
Lets drink and go to heaven grin

Can't fault your logic bro
Re: Why Beer Is Better Than A Woman by Nobody: 1:03pm On Jul 19, 2014
MizMyColi:
shocked shocked shocked

angry

cheesy cheesy cheesy


Guapo!!! grin

Dear wife, I know I owe you a hell lot of explanation.

Just go home, I'd put down my defence in writing.

With Love,
El Guapo kiss

pickabeau1:
grin grin grin grin
Quick thinker....

Shayo dude

It's 21st century bro, we don't have to act, talk and think like everyother person.

Rules and conventions are made to be broken cheesy
Re: Why Beer Is Better Than A Woman by pickabeau1: 1:05pm On Jul 19, 2014
ElGuapo:
It's 21st century bro, we don't have to act, talk and think like everyother person.

Rules and conventions are made to be broken cheesy

Lol..

Options abound also..

Look at C Rinaldo

Insemination..Irina sharyk cannot collect a dime from him...
Re: Why Beer Is Better Than A Woman by Nobody: 1:14pm On Jul 19, 2014
pickabeau1:

Lol..

Options abound also..

Look at C Rinaldo

Insemination..Irina sharyk cannot collect a dime from him...


So much for being a sexy World Best player cheesy

That chick is enjoying some privileges, she doesn't care about her self-worth at the moment.
Re: Why Beer Is Better Than A Woman by pickabeau1: 1:17pm On Jul 19, 2014
ElGuapo:

So much for being a sexy World Best player cheesy

That chick is enjoying some priviledges, she doesn't care about her self-worth at the moment.
..


grin

Money talks...all sorts of bullshït walks

When he tires of her.... lipsrsealed
Re: Why Beer Is Better Than A Woman by Nobody: 1:28pm On Jul 19, 2014
pickabeau1:
..
grin

Money talks...all sorts of bullshït walks

When he tires of her.... lipsrsealed

She gets jettisoned, its as simple as that.

Most women lack decorum, they just dont think.

Oh beer. . . cheesy
Re: Why Beer Is Better Than A Woman by Nobody: 1:45pm On Jul 19, 2014
With my beer I go to heaven anytime any day

Highness things
cheesy
Re: Why Beer Is Better Than A Woman by sarmiie(m): 1:48pm On Jul 19, 2014
poster sounds like a chronic wankster who has given up on women.......i love my beer thocheesycheesycheesy
Re: Why Beer Is Better Than A Woman by pickabeau1: 2:01pm On Jul 19, 2014
ElGuapo:

She gets jettisoned, its as simple as that.

Most women lack decorum, they just dont think.

Oh beer. . . cheesy

Wickid..!
Re: Why Beer Is Better Than A Woman by obayaya(m): 2:14pm On Jul 19, 2014
For the love of beer cool
Re: Why Beer Is Better Than A Woman by Nobody: 4:16pm On Jul 19, 2014
Clean excuses for chronic drinkers and smokers - COOL!

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