mukina2:

what kinda email is that? WWW.menykejude@gmail.com

ichidodo:
My second push email address....menykejude@gmail.com…

AirborneLacer:


Muki patronise the nigga's webmail jor.

teeo:

just send him the code na

mukina2:

ok


fear catch me

mukina2:

ok


fear catch me

mukina2:

just sent you the league code

Nihilist: Not too bad given the circumstances

So far Greasy Chip Butty have amassed 26 points...11 more than Ogedengbe's ragtag army

nitlad:


Which kain circumstances? I thought the odds were stacked in his favour?

We have sent out just 4 fighters thus far. Meanwhile una don deploy 5 of your more capable men including your Commander. . .

Ore, aala ni yo fi oko ole han b'ope b'oya.

Nihilist: Lukaku never play na?

nitlad:


hehehehehehe. . . Na Lukaku you gbojule?

Your name na sorry. . .

fredoooooo:
See as I dey fear to log on the site ... yeye gw

chimerase2:
me nko

nitlad:
Jackbauer, how accurately are your Downing permutations coming together thus far

Nihilist:
Nitlad my nigga...

How market bros?

Nihilist: Nitlad my nigga...

How market bros?

[size=28pt]16[/size] touches in the box by Danny Welbeck was joint-top with Sergio Aguero over the weekend’s fixtures. Whilst the Man City striker was somewhat unlucky not to score, producing seven attempts, with five from close-range, Welbeck mustered just two efforts (one inside the area) in Arsenal’s win at Sunderland and failed to register a single shot on target. Looking at the stats, it’s clear that, despite scoring just twice since making his debut for the Gunners in Gameweek 4, Welbeck is still seeing plenty of the ball from close-range – he sits third for touches in the box (53) and fourth for efforts in the area (16) over the last six but has been blighted by a poor goal conversion rate of only 10%. Encouragingly for his owners, the underlying creative stats are also strong – Welbeck’s four key passes against the Black Cats means he’s top for key passes amongst forwards over that period, teeing us his team-mates on 11 occasions.

[size=28pt]9 [/size]shots on target in his last six matches by Alexis Sanchez is top amongst midfielders. The Chilean took his tally to five goals over that period by firing a double at Sunderland and it’s easy to see why he’s making such an impact – across his last six appearances, the Gunners’ summer signing is top for touches in the box (38, more than double Angel Di Maria’s 17, for example) amongst midfielders and sits joint-top for efforts inside the box (11) with Nacer Chadli as he becomes increasingly influential to our Fantasy campaigns.

[size=28pt]26[/size] minutes per attempt on goal by Sadio Mane is quicker than any other regular starter in midfield. Since making his debut in Gameweek 6, the Senegal international is joint-top with team-mate Dusan Tadic, Sanchez and Di Maria for shots inside the box (seven), despite playing 281 minutes to the Serbian’s 374, and he’s also created nine chances for his fellow Saints in that period. A season comparison of the pair shows Tadic’s 33.3 minutes per shot is slower, whilst Mane has proven the equal of his team-mate for minutes per key pass (31.8 to Tadic’s 31.9). He has shown considerably more threat from close-range (1.8 shots in the box to 1.2), despite averaging 71.5 minutes per appearance to his fellow midfielder’s 88.7 and, intriguingly, when on the pitch, Mane has had a hand in 50% of the goals Southampton have scored compared to Tadic’s 36.8%.

[size=28pt]7 [/size]shots by Yaya Toure in City’s loss at West Ham was top amongst midfielders over the weekend. The Ivorian produced three efforts inside the box and a couple of key passes but failed to pick up the points for the eighth time in nine appearances this season. Ironically, when compared to last term’s stats, Toure is far more influential in the final third for City this time around – his touches (27.1 to 21.3), passes received (17.5 to 14.5) and successful passes (17.8 to 13.9) are all up, as are his touches in the box (3.4 to 2.5) and minutes per attempt (27.4 to 47.6). As many had expected, though, his ridiculously high 31.3% goal conversion rate from 2013/14 is proving impossible to replicate – Toure has found the net with just 4% of his attempts this season.

[size=28pt]21.9[/size] minutes per attempt this term from Wilfried Bony is quicker than his previous season’s 24 minutes. The Swansea forward fired more shots on target (three) than any other forward on Saturday, and with six attempts against Leicester, took his tally to four goals in the last three fixtures as he ascended the Fantasy rankings. Encouragingly, Bony’s shot accuracy (42.3% to 36.1%) and goal conversion (15.4% to 14.8%) are also an improvement from his impressive debut campaign. Subsequently, his frequency of goals are up from 162.3 minutes to 142.5 minutes this time around. Furthermore, the Ivorian has stepped up his creativity in Garry Monk’s first full campaign at the helm, registering a key pass every 81.4 minutes compared to 103.8 minutes last time around.

[size=28pt]25[/size] percent goal conversion by Samuel Eto’o for Everton, compared to team-mate Romelu Lukaku’s 14.3% after the first nine Gameweeks. Handed only his second start of the season behind the Belgian at Burnley, the veteran produced four attempts on target to his strike partner’s one and bagged a brace to take his tally to three goals in just 240 minutes in the league. Intriguingly, Lukaku was the man to make way for Ross Barkley, which allowed Eto’o to move to the lone striker role, and further comparison between the two forwards leans in the Cameroon international’s favour – he also betters the Belgian for minutes per attempt (20 to 27.6), shot accuracy (50% to 32.1%) and minutes per key pass (80 to 129). Lukaku owners will be a little concerned by his early withdrawal ahead of some excellent fixtures, and with Eto’o looking far more clinical, the big Belgian’s pitch time will need to be monitored.

[size=28pt]25.7[/size] minutes per chance created by Angel Di Maria is the quickest of any regular starter in the league this season. The Argentine failed to pick up the Fantasy returns but it wasn’t for a lack of trying – he teed up five goal scoring opportunities in the 1-1 draw with Chelsea and has created 23 chances for United, averaging 5.75 key passes per assist. Interestingly, his frequency is up on last year’s 27.3 minutes per key pass for Real, where he served up 17 assists, or an assist from every 5.18 chances created. In addition, since making his debut in Gameweek 3, Di Maria has fired 22 shots – joint-top with Toure over the last seven – with an average of 26.9 minutes per attempt on goal again significantly quicker than his average of 37 minutes in his final season at the Bernabeu. Some are mulling over a transfer out in light of trips to City and Arsenal in the next three but it’s clear he’s still posing a real threat right now.

[size=28pt]9[/size] chances created by West Ham’s Aaron Cresswell is second only to Leighton Baines (13) amongst defenders over the last four Gameweeks. The left-back has earned an assist in each of his last two appearances, and as the season unfolds, his stats indicate the summer signing from Ipswich is starting to make an impact. Comparing the last four to Gameweeks 1-5, Cresswell has improved for touches in the box (1.5 to 0., crosses (five to two) and minutes per key pass, stepping up in frequency from a previous rate of 79.2 minutes to 42.4 over Gameweeks 6-9.

Fantasy Tabloid Alert
Its not looking good for Sakho as the inform striker has been sidelined with shoulder injury. Details are still sketchy as we await the scan result and the club to make an official statement. The tabloid crew is live at London to monitor the progress and report live as events unfold.

MaziOmenuko:
Sanchez or Hazard?

Anyone?

NairaLand Fantasy Tabloid

Intelligesia Extends Lead
Last week, it looked like there would be a change in the top position as the gap was cut down to as little as 8 points by the chasers. This week, manager seyi reinforced his position by extending the lead by 13pts. Two time manager of the week, is she gone pop retains the 2nd position while Osvalgado gang displaced the German mercenaries, Raumdeuter to climb to the 3rd position. A slight slip leaves AZ in the 7th position from 5th while Goldenboiz was shoved out of the top-10 by Lasgidi Utd.

H-2-H Review

Inelligesia still tops the FA cup log. Despite having slip-ups at the league, the Disvirginators are still 2nd place at the. After a surprise loss to the lowly rated Razorbacks, Shinigami FC will be facing the Pornstars.

At the carling cup, the rejuvenated Librans FC had their first bact-to-back win of the season with the defeat over point donators, Akarolo FC. Goldenboiz maintained their lead on the top of the table and is all set for an interesting clash with the Librans this week.

Samurai Monsters and Mean Machines are still enjoying a 100% win record at the conference cup. It will be interesting to see how long they will maintain their run as the Monsters hosts ShaunTown and Machines travel down to the Sihno international stadium.

Team of the Week: Bolz FC
In a week where the average stood at 36 points, Bolz FC accumulated a massive 75 points to win our Team of the week award. His captain choice and reliable defence helped him achieve this great feat. Hopefully, we will hear more of him in the days ahead when he escapes from the shackles of page 2.

Pick of the Week: Nairaland Most Valuable Team
The tabloid crew took a look at the teams to determine the most valuable teams in terms of capital base, stadium capacity, ticket prices, advert and sponsorship deals, TV rights, players’ sign-on-fees and others. Here is a list of our top 5 most valuable teams so far:

5. Samurai Monsters
The Monsters are the fifth most valuable club in the League with a worth of £103.6 mil. They are currently seated at the 22nd position on the log and are undefeated in the conference cup, enjoying a massive 27pts from 27 available points.
4. The Amigos
With a total team value of £103.6 mil, the Amigos is the fourth most valuable team in the league. They are currently 15th on the log.
3. Brainhiac
With a worth of £104 mil, Brainhiac are the third most valuable team in the log. They are placed 13th on the log.
1. Riders of Rohan: One of the top-10, seated at the 6th position on the log
1. Intelligesia: First on both the league and FA cup.
Each of the two teams above worth £104.3 mil

Captain Choice
Tabloid Analytics reviewed the top-shots for the week and settled for the following:
1. Sanchez: Was picked by the indicator as one of the gambles for last week and he showed why he wasn’t a gamble. He is most likely going to be on form for his home game against the free conceiving Burnley.
2. Berahino: Playing against a Leicaster city with a leaky defence, Beranhino is sure to fire on all cylinders.
3. Hazard: Started showing flashes of his former self and his penalty duties is an added advantage.
Gambles: Costa: A sure gamble, returning from injury and may not see 90 mins of action. Also, Welbeck, Aguero, Rooney.

Gameweek 10 is around the corner, will the big-10 retain their spot? Will there be dramatic changes at the top? See you at the top.