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Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by Sparrow13: 9:37am On Jul 25, 2014 |
.ok |
Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by showgolee(m): 9:37am On Jul 25, 2014 |
U pee on every corner of the street 1 Like |
Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by PapTzy(m): 9:39am On Jul 25, 2014 |
funny but true |
Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by mesoade(m): 9:41am On Jul 25, 2014 |
U forgot to add 11. D shout of up NEPA wen electricity is restored 2 Likes |
Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by aumeehn: 9:41am On Jul 25, 2014 |
MadCow1: For Oyinbos - You feel like you understand Nigerians and can Challenge them because you speak pidgin.. #BadThinking..u be confirm 9ja boi...d oyinbo man dey tink sumtin positive and u juz de price am...hahahah..!! 2 Likes |
Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by PastorOluT(m): 9:44am On Jul 25, 2014 |
Smile |
Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by Nobody: 9:44am On Jul 25, 2014 |
TearsOfTheSun: 11. You collect bags of Rice from politicians during election time 1 Like |
Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by Obiossy(m): 9:46am On Jul 25, 2014 |
A bu m nwa aba..i deeééeeeeeey tell you |
Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by olatade(m): 9:48am On Jul 25, 2014 |
Another sign be say u go sabi soak garri wela |
Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by PAINGAIN: 9:55am On Jul 25, 2014 |
When u can pee on any street or road without shame then u have lived toooo long in naija. 2 Likes |
Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by Freiburger(m): 9:58am On Jul 25, 2014 |
TearsOfTheSun: 11. You collect bags of Rice from politicians during election time*falls from coconut tree* 2 Likes |
Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by alphaomega(m): 9:59am On Jul 25, 2014 |
YOU TEND TO SHOUT "UP NEPA" @ EVERY POINT IN TIME..... Even d 1-year-olds sabi "UP NEPA".....as long as dem dn start to dey talk.. 2 Likes |
Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by macsika: 9:59am On Jul 25, 2014 |
YOU ARE A NIGERIAN IF... 1 If a woman becomes your wife without marriage or paying the bride price you are a nigerian. 2 If the news of someone being kidnapped sounds old to you. 3 If can't spend money on your relatives Health rather you spend all you have for a befitting burial. 4 If you're walking or driving in lagos, you see someone shitting in public or urinating, you see a large pile of refuse dump by the road and you think is normal. 5 If you're going to Aba and you see a corpse by the roadside but yet you still walk around and don't give a Fuckq about it. 6 If you blame all your problems on witches and wizards in the village and you think a pussy cat is evil. 7 If you can live your life very normally without electricity(nepa). 8 If you go to a "REAL" hospital only when you're are about to die or have a serious accident and yet you still have the strenth to call your pastors. 9 If. A blind man can still cheat you in business. 10 all white people are Americans. 5 Likes |
Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by Freiburger(m): 10:00am On Jul 25, 2014 |
kennygee: All these are what makes us adapt anywhere we are, home or abroad.On point |
Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by mstik(f): 10:01am On Jul 25, 2014 |
My mom is a pro at haggling lol 2 Likes |
Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by Nobody: 10:03am On Jul 25, 2014 |
U play baba Ijebu. when u win, u do sara for boys! 1 Like |
Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by Nobody: 10:04am On Jul 25, 2014 |
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Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by rioemmanuel(m): 10:05am On Jul 25, 2014 |
you become bend automatically after so much struggle with generator 1 Like |
Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by Jabioro: 10:08am On Jul 25, 2014 |
We rush 2 enter bus and we rush 2 disembark..b4 our police us woods,stones and use tyre cause road blocks.we also use 2 every traffic,market noise,bus stop n motor parks noise 4rm different angles..our driver can play wt horn at any point..agree me dat our pot hole on high way r imcopairable.on and on and on..9ja 4 u.. 2 Likes |
Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by Nobody: 10:09am On Jul 25, 2014 |
You condemn somebody seeking for an advice without giving him any. You watch action movies the whole day and go to your workshop the following morning instead of the Gym 2 Likes |
Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by osystein(m): 10:13am On Jul 25, 2014 |
When you're able to lie with a straight face, when you cheat anada without feeling bad. 3 Likes |
Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by osystein(m): 10:14am On Jul 25, 2014 |
when generator noise don't irritate you. 3 Likes |
Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by osystein(m): 10:18am On Jul 25, 2014 |
when you fart infront of others without feeling embarrassed. 1 Like |
Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by nonjebose(m): 10:20am On Jul 25, 2014 |
11.When you see electricity bill running into thousands of naira, after enjoying total blackout for the month. 12. When you know all the names of the different generating sets 5 Likes |
Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by Nobody: 10:20am On Jul 25, 2014 |
When You know how to detect and Cheat 419ers...[color=#990000][/color][b][/b] |
Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by snadguy007(m): 10:20am On Jul 25, 2014 |
optimumprimus: how the hell do you eat with your hands?Nasty! that's why there are lots of communicable diseases in Nigeria. 3 Likes |
Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by osystein(m): 10:21am On Jul 25, 2014 |
when you do anything for money. |
Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by Harmvirus(f): 10:26am On Jul 25, 2014 |
I love Naija!! |
Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by osystein(m): 10:29am On Jul 25, 2014 |
when you start envying Igbos. 2 Likes |
Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by afreekah: 10:30am On Jul 25, 2014 |
when the first thing you remember before driving long distance is Alomo 8 Likes
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