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If U Were To Be D Guy...what Would U Do ??? by rickkychidex111(op): 10:36pm On Jul 26, 2014

MY Definition of WAHALA !!!

As a good guy...u give a beautiful girl a lift & she faints in ur car. U take her 2d hospital...d doctor now says she is pregnant & congratulates u dat u're going 2b a father!
"Surprised" u then say u're not d father while d girl says you are! Now this is getting very interesting!
Now d doctor does not allow u to leave & insist that a DNA test will be done 2 prove u're not d father! One hour gone d doctor comes back with the result & says u cannot be d father because u're infertile "(unable to impregnate a lady)". Now u're relieved!
But on ur way back u now remember u're married with 3 kids! U decided to visit 2 more hospitals to confirm ur health status. But unfortunately for u its dsame result. U now ask urself "who the HELL is their father."?

If u were to be d guy...what would u do ?

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Re: If U Were To Be D Guy...what Would U Do ??? by Caseless: 11:37pm On Jul 26, 2014

This is more than a movie.

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Re: If U Were To Be D Guy...what Would U Do ??? by mstik(f): 11:46pm On Jul 26, 2014

Oya, Nollywood film producers, here's a storyline for you.

#runs off to call chico ejiro and co#

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Re: If U Were To Be D Guy...what Would U Do ??? by yorex2011: 11:53pm On Jul 26, 2014

Wale adenuga productions...

Re: If U Were To Be D Guy...what Would U Do ??? by flinton(m): 1:26am On Jul 27, 2014

Nollywood have acted this movie already

Re: If U Were To Be D Guy...what Would U Do ??? by mstik(f): 2:32pm On Jul 27, 2014

wat movie was dat

flinton: Nollywood have acted this movie already

Re: If U Were To Be D Guy...what Would U Do ??? by flinton(m): 4:33pm On Jul 27, 2014

mstik: wat movie was dat

Can't remember d name, in the movie the man it happened to is an assassin, he ended up killing his wife and 2 kids only to receive a call from the hospital tell him that there was a mix up in the tested conducted on his sample...blah blah blah..that he's not impotent

Re: If U Were To Be D Guy...what Would U Do ??? by hakeem4(m): 4:36pm On Jul 27, 2014

Lmao

Re: If U Were To Be D Guy...what Would U Do ??? by mstik(f): 4:54pm On Jul 27, 2014

lol. typical nollywood

flinton: Can't remember d name, in the movie the man it happened to is an assassin, he ended up killing his wife and 2 kids only to receive a call from the hospital tell him that there was a mix up in the tested conducted on his sample...blah blah blah..that he's not impotent

Re: If U Were To Be D Guy...what Would U Do ??? by flinton(m): 7:16pm On Jul 27, 2014

mstik: lol. typical nollywood

Exactly

Re: If U Were To Be D Guy...what Would U Do ??? by Nobody: 8:19pm On Jul 27, 2014

I nor go that house again o

cos if i do, pesin fit die grin

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Re: If U Were To Be D Guy...what Would U Do ??? by rickkychidex111(op): 12:11am On Jul 29, 2014

Naija pple. Na wa ooooooo. I knw say na Nollywood tins na. That's why am asking if it happens to u real life. Just assume it happens to u real life...what would be ur next actions?
I try to be natural most tyms picturing things into reality. So I didn't say u should tell me if its Nollywood or Bollywood or Asabawood ooo.

Well d one nollywood acted wasn't exactly like dis write-up shaaaa.

Re: If U Were To Be D Guy...what Would U Do ??? by Nobody: 12:57am On Jul 29, 2014

@OP and his superstory
give each of my "children" a DNA test to confirm that i am not their biological father....then divorce and leave their deceitful mother (if the test is positive), while keeping a somewhat r/ship with the kids.

Re: If U Were To Be D Guy...what Would U Do ??? by Lorlaahlozz: 1:18am On Jul 29, 2014

Yh..av seen d movie bfr....d kids re for d houseboy

Xtarxhyne and missyhorlah come..una no remember the film we saw dah day ni

Re: If U Were To Be D Guy...what Would U Do ??? by Nobody: 7:30am On Jul 29, 2014

Lorlaahlozz: Yh..av seen d movie bfr....d kids re for d houseboy

Xtarxhyne and missyhorlah come..una no remember the film we saw dah day ni

lmao..nawti geh

Re: If U Were To Be D Guy...what Would U Do ??? by Beennkumar(m): 8:35am On Jul 29, 2014

Miracles do happen, you know. cheesy

Re: If U Were To Be D Guy...what Would U Do ??? by Nobody: 9:11am On Jul 29, 2014

Lorlaahlozz: Yh..av seen d movie bfr....d kids re for d houseboy

Xtarxhyne and missyhorlah come..una no remember the film we saw dah day ni

I can rmember well well.lol

Re: If U Were To Be D Guy...what Would U Do ??? by Nobody: 9:18am On Jul 29, 2014

KiddaBlingzz: I nor go that house again o

cos if i do, pesin fit die

Re: If U Were To Be D Guy...what Would U Do ??? by Nobody: 9:18am On Jul 29, 2014

Hahahhhahahhahah grin

There is nothing romantic about this story undecided

it should be moved to the joke section.

Re: If U Were To Be D Guy...what Would U Do ??? by olumaxi(m): 10:41am On Jul 29, 2014

But is it possible to carry out a DNA test on an unborn child?

Re: If U Were To Be D Guy...what Would U Do ??? by Nobody: 10:46am On Jul 29, 2014

sholasholala: Hahahhhahahhahah
There is nothing romantic about this story it should be moved to the joke section.

I see you laughing..

Re: If U Were To Be D Guy...what Would U Do ??? by Nobody: 2:30pm On Jul 29, 2014

olumaxi: But is it possible to carry out a DNA test on an unborn child?

yes it is....Google Amniocentesis OR Chorionic Villus Sampling for more information

Re: If U Were To Be D Guy...what Would U Do ??? by olumaxi(m): 2:59pm On Jul 29, 2014

MRbrownJAY: yes it is....Google Amniocentesis OR Chorionic Villus Sampling for more information

Re: If U Were To Be D Guy...what Would U Do ??? by rickkychidex111(op): 12:12am On Mar 15, 2015

sholasholala:
Hahahhhahahhahah
There is nothing romantic about this story it should be moved to the joke section.

There's nothing romantic about naija pple. Naija pple don't know how to show luv. Just check out d whites...they are so luvly.

Re: If U Were To Be D Guy...what Would U Do ??? by cokacoola(m): 8:53am On Mar 15, 2015

mstik:
Oya, Nollywood film producers, here's a storyline for you.

#runs off to call chico ejiro and co#

this filam have ben actor alreadys. A mintues too late is they name sad

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