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Re: Some Funny School Answers by Spaxon(f): 1:14pm On Jul 31, 2014
TEACher: if you put ya hand in the pocket of ya pants and found two nìckels,and 2 again in d oda pocket, what wud u have?
EMEKA: Another persons pant...
Teacher: What is d back of a tree called?.
SAM: i dnt know..
Teacher: Sam BARK sam BARK....
Sam: BOW WOW WOW!!!

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Re: Some Funny School Answers by ib4real95(m): 1:17pm On Jul 31, 2014
Op u made me embarass my self in a bus... I laff sotey i wan piss 4 bodi.. Anyone dat doesnt laff to this is sick.

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Re: Some Funny School Answers by sniperwolf(m): 1:17pm On Jul 31, 2014
Holy Cow! LOL
Re: Some Funny School Answers by cirmuell(m): 1:18pm On Jul 31, 2014
dont8: The guy is sharp, the X was not lost in the first place, why search for it? grin
grin abi now, y look for x when the thing is clearly up there.

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Re: Some Funny School Answers by hustla(m): 1:23pm On Jul 31, 2014
during my Service year in Ekiti in 2012, I taught English in a girls only school
my Neighbors used to beg to help me mark scripts after exams..

you go laugh Sotey you go wan cry, different ridiculous answers everywhere .


especially word and opposite and comprehension passages


lmao

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Re: Some Funny School Answers by MissLirusehn(f): 1:26pm On Jul 31, 2014
Hahahahaaha. Laugh don kill me oooooo. cheesy

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Re: Some Funny School Answers by scampy(m): 1:37pm On Jul 31, 2014
Op, God bless u for dis thread. I don laff tire.

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Re: Some Funny School Answers by buchibabe: 2:10pm On Jul 31, 2014
ghettodreamz: grin grin grin

undecided
Re: Some Funny School Answers by dont8(m): 2:12pm On Jul 31, 2014
You're highly welcome, good that you enjoyed it.
EveryLadY: lOOOl! @dont8,thanks a whole lot for this laff matterz!
Re: Some Funny School Answers by Nobody: 2:12pm On Jul 31, 2014
This is really hilarious. Laugh don tear my belle for hear

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Re: Some Funny School Answers by dont8(m): 2:19pm On Jul 31, 2014
Yoruba adage says: What you're looking for in SOKOTO (far distance) is in your SOKOTO(pocket). cheesy
cirmuell: grin abi now, y look for x when the thing is clearly up there.
Re: Some Funny School Answers by dont8(m): 2:20pm On Jul 31, 2014

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Re: Some Funny School Answers by killzone(m): 2:22pm On Jul 31, 2014
Gosh lwkmd can't stop laughing
Re: Some Funny School Answers by Nobody: 2:48pm On Jul 31, 2014
epileptic paradox!!!



sad sad sad
Re: Some Funny School Answers by Nobody: 3:02pm On Jul 31, 2014
try answerin like that in naija.
Re: Some Funny School Answers by guiddoti: 3:04pm On Jul 31, 2014
Shei! Teachers dey try wella.
Teacher: where can the word Ebola be found?
Student 1: EBa and AmOLA.
Student 2: From electronic bola system.
Teacher: two of you are olodo.

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Re: Some Funny School Answers by Elebiju: 3:06pm On Jul 31, 2014
[quote author=tomiobj][/quote]I know you aren't daft but why don't you check your dictionary before posting rubbish, the words have the same meaning centre is British spelling while center is American spelling.
Re: Some Funny School Answers by 3kay945(m): 3:08pm On Jul 31, 2014
grin cool
Re: Some Funny School Answers by 9jatatafo(m): 3:09pm On Jul 31, 2014
ayobase: yes we are.....even with melon
Hahahahahahahahahaha we Are Graniny pepper!!!!!!!
Re: Some Funny School Answers by royalicon(m): 3:21pm On Jul 31, 2014
Dividend of over-education. The answer shows the student have been over taught. Too smart.

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Re: Some Funny School Answers by dont8(m): 3:35pm On Jul 31, 2014
Don't tell me you're happy to display this ignorance, you must be one of the students! grin


tomiobj: .

www.nairaland.com/attachments/1588880_img_20140718_201832_edit_edit_edit1_edit_jpeg9e835e9dcd5fa69c1f8267e1572b830b



Now the correction to your assignment: CENTRE and CENTER are one and the same.

One is British while the other is American English.

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Re: Some Funny School Answers by nagoma(m): 3:38pm On Jul 31, 2014
In science test.

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Re: Some Funny School Answers by guiddoti: 3:41pm On Jul 31, 2014
@ dont8 help and mark dis song:
paylents risten to your shiden. We are the lizard of 2moro, try 2 pay awa skufis and givus sand educasan.

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Re: Some Funny School Answers by Nobody: 3:47pm On Jul 31, 2014
Nice... grin grin grin grin..Most of the studento responses were right though.

I loved that of the wounded warriors... The kid was 100% right .
Re: Some Funny School Answers by dont8(m): 3:50pm On Jul 31, 2014
Mark this?

You're hereby rusticated from my school thread for wasting your parents' money spent on your education so far! grin
guiddoti: @ dont8 help and mark dis song:
paylents risten to your shiden. We are the lizard of 2moro, try 2 pay awa skufis and givus sand educasan.

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Re: Some Funny School Answers by ITbomb(m): 3:50pm On Jul 31, 2014
Trust me, I'm an Engineer

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Re: Some Funny School Answers by guiddoti: 4:03pm On Jul 31, 2014
dont8: Mark this?

You're hereby rusticated from my school thread for wasting your parents' money spent on your education so far! grin
shei! teacher, you rustikate me. Idonbiliv.
Re: Some Funny School Answers by dont8(m): 4:03pm On Jul 31, 2014
Is he not right?

Ebola has killed all the cells, so that's the right cell grin
nagoma: In science test.
Re: Some Funny School Answers by nagoma(m): 4:14pm On Jul 31, 2014
guiddoti: @ dont8 help and mark dis song:
paylents risten to your shiden. We are the lizard of 2moro, try 2 pay awa skufis and givus sand educasan.

You mean?

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Re: Some Funny School Answers by guiddoti: 4:24pm On Jul 31, 2014
nagoma:

You mean?
in fact, I laff crib out. Nigerian children need sophisticated teachers.
Re: Some Funny School Answers by dont8(m): 4:25pm On Jul 31, 2014
Better belief it cheesy
guiddoti: shei! teacher, you rustikate me. Idonbiliv.

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Re: Some Funny School Answers by MiGoS: 4:26pm On Jul 31, 2014
made in nigeria

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