I never quite figured out why the intimate urge of men and women differ so
much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I
have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their
heart.

My friend Story: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't
feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to
hear...

"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for
me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled
look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for
you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with
her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big
unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on
several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to
take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to
compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit.
We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said,

That's fine, honey."

She was almost nearing intimate satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't
feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled
WHAT?"

I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.
You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to
satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently he'll not be having sex tonight.....

hehehe
touche

mhmmmm

Must u figure out evrytin?

Copy-cat boyfrnd. So fake.

Do me I do you...man no go vex

Agunnewi: I never quite figured out why the intimate urge of men and women differ so
much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I
have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their
heart.

My friend Story: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't
feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to
hear...

"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for
me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled
look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for
you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with
her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big
unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on
several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to
take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to
compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit.
We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said,

That's fine, honey."

She was almost nearing intimate satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't
feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled
WHAT?"

I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.
You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to
satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently he'll not be having sex tonight.....

vicadex07: Do me I do you...man no go vex

buh he has been fuckin all dese while

okay! Na ebola cos am.

Lol...

Blebleswag: buh he has been fuckin all dese while

Naaa...It seems they just started dating

Na wa oo. Even with this news of EBOLA evrywhere dem still dey play touch touch

Stale...

Very

LogoDWhiz: Stale...

See wickedness ooooo .

Extremely stale... See serious comments na...

MizMyColi: [font=Georgia]

How dare he compare finances to sex.

How dare he compare the tangible with the intangible.

That girl is a big time suegbe....if na me, I go drop your Oshi gifts there for you and waka go

I mean! That guy's got to be the most selfish individual I've ever heard of.

Fine, it was their decision to play sex before marriage and I to'ally respect that. (No body holy pass akshiually)

But then, all the girl wanted was for him to do more pre-intimacy with her and make her feel loved and his whacked brain just concluded one yeye-rish plan.

See, its high time ladies and gentlemen began telling themselves the truth. "Virgin or Not....Your body is valuable and as such shouldn't be treated with disregard, disrepect or even compared to money!


Errrmmm....that said:
The conclusion of the whole matter is this;
Wisdom is profitable to direct and no matter the argument everyone else puts forward, [/color]SeX is Worth Waiting For[color=#990000]

[/color]Its never too late to do the right thing Virgin or Not.[color=#990000]

The redded expresses my stand.
Weldon!

I gbadun you like #Kilodeeeee but u can't do this to some girls, girls are differ though

MizMyColi:

How dare he compare finances to sex.

How dare he compare the tangible with the intangible.

That girl is a big time suegbe....if na me, I go drop your Oshi gifts there for you and waka go

I mean! That guy's got to be the most selfish individual I've ever heard of.

Fine, it was their decision to play sex before marriage and I to'ally respect that. (No body holy pass akshiually)

But then, all the girl wanted was for him to do more pre-intimacy with her and make her feel loved and his whacked brain just concluded one yeye-rish plan.

See, its high time ladies and gentlemen began telling themselves the truth. "Virgin or Not....Your body is valuable and as such shouldn't be treated with disregard, disrepect or even compared to money!


Errrmmm....that said:
The conclusion of the whole matter is this;
Wisdom is profitable to direct and no matter the argument everyone else puts forward, SeX is Worth Waiting For.

Its never too late to do the right thing Virgin or Not.

Pythagoras theorem ...keep waiting

LWKM! This is so cool.

MizMyColi:

How dare he compare finances to sex.

How dare he compare the tangible with the intangible.

That girl is a big time suegbe....if na me, I go drop your Oshi gifts there for you and waka go

I mean! That guy's got to be the most selfish individual I've ever heard of.

Fine, it was their decision to play sex before marriage and I to'ally respect that. (No body holy pass akshiually)

But then, all the girl wanted was for him to do more pre-intimacy with her and make her feel loved and his whacked brain just concluded one yeye-rish plan.

See, its high time ladies and gentlemen began telling themselves the truth. "Virgin or Not....Your body is valuable and as such shouldn't be treated with disregard, disrepect or even compared to money!


Errrmmm....that said:
The conclusion of the whole matter is this;
Wisdom is profitable to direct and no matter the argument everyone else puts forward, SeX is Worth Waiting For.

Its never too late to do the right thing Virgin or Not.

It is easy to advise the wise

Blebleswag: buh he has been fuckin all dese while

as if both of dem didn't enjoy the fuckin

Climax is good.

MizMyColi:

How dare he compare finances to sex.

How dare he compare the tangible with the intangible.

That girl is a big time suegbe....if na me, I go drop your Oshi gifts there for you and waka go

I mean! That guy's got to be the most selfish individual I've ever heard of.

Fine, it was their decision to play sex before marriage and I to'ally respect that. (No body holy pass akshiually)

But then, all the girl wanted was for him to do more pre-intimacy with her and make her feel loved and his whacked brain just concluded one yeye-rish plan.

See, its high time ladies and gentlemen began telling themselves the truth. "Virgin or Not....Your body is valuable and as such shouldn't be treated with disregard, disrepect or even compared to money!


Errrmmm....that said:
The conclusion of the whole matter is this;
Wisdom is profitable to direct and no matter the argument everyone else puts forward, SeX is Worth Waiting For.

Its never too late to do the right thing Virgin or Not.

[size=30pt] story for the gods [/size]

If spending money on a girl you're in a relationship with is the prerequisite to having sex with her,

she's no better off than a sex worker then.