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. by LaurelP(op): 2:12pm On Aug 07, 2014*

Re: . by pasqal09: 2:17pm On Aug 07, 2014

Is that all?

Re: . by saintkash(m): 2:39pm On Aug 07, 2014

mine goes like dis. ''oh baby I luv u, talk ur own now make I know my stand''..lolz

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Re: . by Nobody: 3:29pm On Aug 07, 2014

saintkash: mine goes like dis. ''oh baby I luv u, talk ur own now make I know my stand''..lolz

i pray ma collegue dosnt c ds commnt

Re: . by EejaNla01(m): 3:34pm On Aug 07, 2014

I still find it so awkward to do.

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Re: . by Shalome(m): 3:36pm On Aug 07, 2014

Just a Hi with a Big Fat Smile On my Face...Always Work for me

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Re: . by Tweetums(f): 7:31pm On Aug 07, 2014

LaurelP: I know there are different ways of striking a conversation with a lady. Many of us have our own trademark line used to get them to listen.

Pls share yours here

Mine goes like dis:
Hello pretty, how do you do? Am Sam by name. If you don't mind can I know you more better dan dis?

Now share yours

can't move me..... Old

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Re: . by LaurelP(op): 7:36pm On Aug 07, 2014

Tweetums: can't move me..... Old

Run along then

Re: . by Nobody: 9:50pm On Aug 07, 2014

"Hey babe, hello xcuse me, baby I said xcuse me" #runs up2 her and forcefully grabs her hand# "I was calling u, u b*tch"
She: ah, bros sorry I dint hear u
Me: oya fast gimme ur numb make I comot here
Me: infact take my numb, am xpecting ur call. bye.

Works 4 me allll the time#

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Re: . by Nobody: 9:56pm On Aug 07, 2014

Hello (hushed funny tone), do you live around here ?

It worked this night. I didn't even believe the girl will stop to listen. I was inside the car.

Hello, can I meet you ?

Hello, how are you ?

Wow, sweet girl ( when I just wanna admire without seeking response from her )

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Re: . by hungryboy(m): 11:08pm On Aug 07, 2014

oh girl, i dey free transfer oh, i no get girlfriend oh, and am loaded

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Re: . by Arbiola(f): 11:14pm On Aug 07, 2014

PLS,do you have EBOLA

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Re: . by vislabraye(m): 11:55pm On Aug 07, 2014

I say, "nice legs, when do they open?". It always works for me. Try it and see.

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Re: . by lalasticlala(mod): 12:12am On Aug 08, 2014

"hey babe, what are those heavy loads on ur chest? can I help you carry them on my hands? u know what? babe I love u pass my Mama, ur pant is my handkerchief, and ur saliva is my tea while ur puccii juice is my juice"

lwkmh

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Re: . by Nobody: 2:04am On Aug 08, 2014

LaurelP: I know there are different ways of striking a conversation with a lady. Many of us have our own trademark line used to get them to listen.

Pls share yours here

Mine goes like dis:
Hello pretty, how do you do? Am Sam by name. If you don't mind can I know you more better dan dis?

Now share yours

and you do get responses?

Re: . by Romanticboy1(m): 2:07am On Aug 08, 2014

@Lala
eeewww...
Hope your face wasn't disfigured sha...
anyways,mine goes like this...
Me-hey baby.
Gurl-yea
me-your face look very frequent as in very familiar,i mean very unstrange...have i met you before?
gurl-i don't think so
Me-i think i have...can't remember now...can we discuss this over lunch..maybe it could jingle my memories...when are you free? Can i have your number?
.....na there e tey de start o...
I know the ladies will agree with moi. :-D

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Re: . by olatade(m): 6:50am On Aug 08, 2014

Babe,you are the bomb,is your father boko haram wink

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Re: . by Nobody: 6:52am On Aug 08, 2014

olatade: Babe,you are the bomb,is your father boko haram

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Re: . by Juicysam(m): 8:10am On Aug 08, 2014

First of all start with compliment...I go like uve gat an amazing shape. or when she's on some gown and the whole length of her legs are visible I go like uve gat the best legs have ever seen#.never fails#i gat a line for collecting her number too.I aint sharing lol#too many control numbers on my phone like bible pages#

Re: . by Tymax(m): 8:13am On Aug 08, 2014

[color=#5E2605]I do not believe in one liners. I believe in confident yet humorous CONVERSATION.

Everything starts with a confident Hello and a dashing smile captivating her with the twinkle in my eyes.[/color]

Re: . by Nobody: 8:25am On Aug 08, 2014

lalasticlala: "hey babe, what are those heavy loads on ur chest? can I help you carry them on my hands? u know what? babe I love u pass my Mama, ur pant is my handkerchief, and ur saliva is my tea while ur puccii juice is my juice"

lwkmh

...OMGosh!!!.....dis guy s a bad guy.....

Re: . by lalasticlala(mod): 8:27am On Aug 08, 2014

temigracie: ...OMGosh!!!.....dis guy s a bad guy.....

hahahahahahaha

lwkmh

Re: . by Nobody: 8:28am On Aug 08, 2014

lalasticlala: hahahahahahaha

lwkmh

...continu....more grease to ur elbow...

Re: . by Nobody: 8:29am On Aug 08, 2014

Tymax: [color=#5E2605]I do not believe in one liners. I believe in confident yet humorous CONVERSATION.

Everything starts with a confident Hello and a dashing smile captivating her with the twinkle in my eyes.[/color]

..ayaf knw ur secret....FBI n CIA must investigate dis issue

Re: . by ProfessorD(m): 8:33am On Aug 08, 2014

Liners are archaic, let the convo flow naturally and with the right dose of confidence you should be able to get anyone to listen to you

Re: . by LaurelP(op): 8:59am On Aug 08, 2014

KiddaBlingzz: and you do get responses?

Loads

Re: . by Nobody: 9:17am On Aug 08, 2014

If you know what you wanna say 2 a girl b4 mitn her....bliv me...u hav failed already...keep ur mind void....and jez open ur maut...the words will come...and dey will in grand finesse...but a gud smile and charisma...and characteristic features does more of the job than the words 4rm ur maut

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Re: . by Nobody: 9:29am On Aug 08, 2014

LaurelP: Loads

hehehe

Re: . by xynerise: 9:41am On Aug 08, 2014

'' I'll catch a grenade for you'' grin

All these lines are outdated jare.

Re: . by Nobody: 9:47am On Aug 08, 2014

Hello babe, my díck just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your áss?

Re: . by Nobody: 10:20am On Aug 08, 2014

Lagunna: Hello babe, my díck just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your áss?

buahagagagb Bad Ass nigga

Re: . by Dannylux: 11:42am On Aug 08, 2014

"Hey, I've been seeing you around, do you stay here?"

This gives you the floor. I'm not a fan of stopping ladies on the way though.

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