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I've Got Amnesia . . . by mykali(m): 9:35am On Oct 18, 2008
hey guys  . . . .

do u remember me?

well, the story goes this way.  i had an accident two weeks ago and i lost my memory.


i have partial amnesia and can't remember anything i've done for the past six months.

my parents told me my name is mykel and told me my best hobby is soccer, my best team is chelsea and i love coming to a forum called nairaland.

and i was told i had a lot of friends in nairaland. . . .

1. a malaysian girl named gabrywyl whose best hobby is farting and sulking

2. a guy named sam milla who likes to fantasize about being a king of a particular imaginary kingdom

3. a guy named infobaba who is not straight in the head

4. another friend named romade who is a hermaphrodite

5. a chic named lysaa who calls me ''mykalicious'' which sound ridiculous.

and a host of others too numerouus to think of.

so. please, help me out . . . .  embarassed  cry
Re: I've Got Amnesia . . . by Gabry(f): 9:36am On Oct 18, 2008
HAHAHAHAHA! U be yeye. Common now. Be serious. grin
Re: I've Got Amnesia . . . by mykali(m): 9:46am On Oct 18, 2008
U ARE THE MALAYSIAN GIRL . . . . so, is it true about ur hobby.
Re: I've Got Amnesia . . . by Gabry(f): 9:49am On Oct 18, 2008
Nope. False na.
This is exactly me on Nairaland.

I Am Preety. . . I Am Preety. . .
I am Preety, so preety thats me!!!!
I am Sexy. . . . I Am Sexy. . .
I am Sexy, so sexy that me!!!!!

Thats all and all and all the above be me. . . thats Gabry!!! grin
Re: I've Got Amnesia . . . by mykali(m): 10:08am On Oct 18, 2008
hmmm. i must go and conduct investigation b4 i conclude if u are sexy and ''preety''. alright?
Re: I've Got Amnesia . . . by Gabry(f): 10:17am On Oct 18, 2008
why you no trust your friend hia? angry
Re: I've Got Amnesia . . . by MrInfo1(m): 10:25am On Oct 18, 2008
mykali:


3. a guy named infobaba who is not straight in the head


An Error Has Occurred!
Re: I've Got Amnesia . . . by Gabry(f): 10:54am On Oct 18, 2008
I think the not straight in da head is a true statement sha
Re: I've Got Amnesia . . . by mykali(m): 3:19pm On Oct 18, 2008
gabrywyl:

why you no trust your friend hia? angry

are u my friend? i can't remember that.

infobaba:

An Error Has Occurred!


were is it. i'm allergic to errors. embarassed
Re: I've Got Amnesia . . . by lysaa(f): 5:58pm On Oct 18, 2008
mykalicious is a name i coined from delicious, cos u are a yummy site to behold. kiss kiss remember me? cool tongue
Re: I've Got Amnesia . . . by Moyola(f): 6:01pm On Oct 18, 2008
smiley
Re: I've Got Amnesia . . . by lysaa(f): 6:10pm On Oct 18, 2008
hey moyo. cheesy
Re: I've Got Amnesia . . . by dani1luv: 6:51pm On Oct 18, 2008
@ topik
go see Psychiatrist grin
Re: I've Got Amnesia . . . by cbase: 11:20pm On Oct 18, 2008
@myk
I knew ur head would one day crash, I predicted that
Re: I've Got Amnesia . . . by Gabry(f): 2:08am On Oct 19, 2008
Are u Harry Potter's uncle? undecided
Re: I've Got Amnesia . . . by mykali(m): 4:38pm On Oct 19, 2008
lysaa:

mykalicious is a name i coined from delicious, because u are a yummy site to behold.  kiss  kiss remember me?  cool  tongue

well. i can live with that.  kiss  kiss  kiss   smiley
dani1luv:

@ topik
go see Psychiatrist grin

i already did.

cbase:

@myk
I knew ur head would one day crash, I predicted that

hmmm, cbase, i think i remember u. the mischeivious rat?  sad
Re: I've Got Amnesia . . . by Gabry(f): 4:40pm On Oct 19, 2008
Nope Chase Da Cbase be mischievious Rodent grin
Re: I've Got Amnesia . . . by mykali(m): 4:53pm On Oct 19, 2008
rat and rodent is the same thing na. smiley
Re: I've Got Amnesia . . . by Gabry(f): 4:57pm On Oct 19, 2008
it sounds different and its different. Rodent is like a country and Rat is the state. See?

MYKALIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COME BACK OHHH!!!!! I like you past personality sha sad cry
Re: I've Got Amnesia . . . by mykali(m): 5:01pm On Oct 19, 2008
what are u talking about? i am already here. and rodent and rat is tha same thing whether u like it or not. . . . smiley
Re: I've Got Amnesia . . . by Gabry(f): 5:05pm On Oct 19, 2008
HMMMM. . . . . . . sad
Re: I've Got Amnesia . . . by mykali(m): 6:02pm On Oct 19, 2008
hmmmm?
Re: I've Got Amnesia . . . by TOYOSI20(f): 8:11pm On Oct 19, 2008
Nice 1 cheesy
Re: I've Got Amnesia . . . by lysaa(f): 8:11pm On Oct 19, 2008
how are we today mykalicious  kiss
Re: I've Got Amnesia . . . by MrInfo1(m): 8:32pm On Oct 19, 2008
Lysaa cry darl am sorry
Re: I've Got Amnesia . . . by cbase: 8:39pm On Oct 19, 2008
yeye fowls
Re: I've Got Amnesia . . . by lysaa(f): 9:08pm On Oct 19, 2008
infobaba:

Lysaa cry darl am sorry

ok, the only way i can take u back is when u change ur siggy to one telling me u are sorry that u wont flirt around anymore, then we'll be just fine. undecided
Re: I've Got Amnesia . . . by MrInfo1(m): 9:15pm On Oct 19, 2008
i shd update my profile ? cool kiss
Re: I've Got Amnesia . . . by lysaa(f): 10:19pm On Oct 19, 2008
good boi! kiss
Re: I've Got Amnesia . . . by MrInfo1(m): 12:23am On Oct 20, 2008
That's wat the hood made me kiss
Re: I've Got Amnesia . . . by lysaa(f): 12:27pm On Oct 20, 2008
and i made u bad. . badder than MJ cool
Re: I've Got Amnesia . . . by Nautillus(m): 12:34pm On Oct 20, 2008
sounds like a very private thread. . . . .i'm outa here

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