babyosisi: I will go all Nollywood on him and be like

"Bia Emeka,so you want people to die eh kwa?
You want people to die so that your coffin business will boom and open branches
May God forgive you,I say may God have mercy on your soul!"

Then I will meet meet someone on the way as I walk home and be like

Nwanneka,have you heard the one that is reigning?
Nwanneka will say baby wetin?,what is it?
Then I will claps my hands and add pepper to the gist

" my sister o, hmm,I am just returning from that emeka the coffin seller's shop,I just went to collect the money from the moi moi he bought from me ,when the foolish man opened his mouth and said that he is praying for everybody in this village to die one by one so that his business will boom"

lol.....you're a very funny woman, well, you called it the right word "nollywood"........but emeka go regret confiding in you o

Funny reality. ...

iwakolewa: Funny reality. ...

Yes o, funny reality indeed.
And BTW, i so much love this your username, so unique and filled with indepth meanings. This is what most of our guys do not realise when they run after physical beauty and ukwu, forgetting that the real beauty is inwardly characterised by our attitude.

Thanks dear,guys won't learn though, until they are taught some harsh lessons by what they chase,which is surface beauty

greatgod2012:

Yes o, funny reality indeed.
And BTW, i so much love this your username, so unique and filled with indepth meanings. This is what most of our guys do not realise when they run after physical beauty and ukwu, forgetting that the real beauty is inwardly characterised by our attitude.

I asked a colleague this question, and she said, she would ask the person what he wants her to do about it, infact, will tell him/her never to make such complain to her or even come to her place again, because such person who's into such line of business can't wish one long life.

See as this my colleague fear death reach.

E gbo, se o le to yen ni?
The thing don reach that level?

Do sales- buy one get one half off or free

greatgod2012: I asked a colleague this question, and she said, she would ask the person what he wants her to do about it, infact, will tell him/her never to make such complain to her or even come to her place again, because such person who's into such line of business can't wish one long life.

See as this my colleague fear death reach.

E gbo, se o le to yen ni?
The thing don reach that level?

loool it's true o

I know it's because of me you opened this thread but your plans won't work. My business is a decent one. I mean it's just a moda fucking furniture! Why fear a goddam furniture! Abeg no dey put sand for my garri oh.

r231: Do sales- buy one get one half off or free

and who will use the extra free one?

YourCoffin: I know it's because of me you opened this thread but your plans won't work. My business is a decent one. I mean it's just a moda fucking furniture! Why fear a goddam furniture! Abeg no dey put sand for my garri oh.

Abeg, i no fit laugh....it's not and can never be because of you......yes, na ordinary furniture.......


and this your moniker.........na wa!

leave that thing.. wetin wrong with ukwu and iwa join

Double combo..


If na iwa only we dey find... many deeper life sistas dey there dey roast

Iwapeluewa na hin we dey find

iwakolewa: Thanks dear,guys won't learn though, until they are taught some harsh lessons by what they chase,which is surface beauty

greatgod2012:


and who will use the extra free one?

Spouse or other family member...........

maybe only in obodo oyinbo sha but yes people do buy their casket and place at the cemetery for them and their spouse way before time

pickabeau1: leave that thing.. wetin wrong with ukwu and iwa join

Double combo..


If na iwa only we dey find... many deeper life sistas dey there dey roast

Iwapeluewa na hin we dey find

whatever rocks your boat dear, enjoy.

r231:

Spouse or other family member...........

maybe only in obodo oyinbo sha but yes people do buy their casket and place at the cemetery for them and their spouse way before time

You're married?

LaraiBoluwaji:
You're married?

You want to apply?

r231:

You want to apply?

Should I?

LaraiBoluwaji:
Should I?

Let me ifa

r231:

Let me ifa

That's very rude of you.

LaraiBoluwaji:
That's very rude of you.

Haba......

r231:

Haba......

But its true

LaraiBoluwaji:
But its true

Not true at all

r231:

Not true at all

Pls check ur mail sir

LaraiBoluwaji:
Pls check ur mail sir

I don't know my password to my mail

r231:

I don't know my password to my mail

Whatever

greatgod2012:
How will you react or respond to a coffin-seller who complained to you about drop in sales.

I overheard someone making the complaint to someone else, but the other person couldn't respond, she was just having a repeatedly deep sigh.
How would you have responded if you are the one who was complained to.
As for me, i don't pray that such thing be complained to me o, because i don't i know what to say in such circumstance.
Over to you.

Lol...I would just tell him to relocate to Liberia, Serri-Leone or Guinea. I'm sure he would have lots of sales there.

greatgod2012:
How will you react or respond to a coffin-seller who complained to you about drop in sales.

I overheard someone making the complaint to someone else, but the other person couldn't respond, she was just having a repeatedly deep sigh.
How would you have responded if you are the one who was complained to.
As for me, i don't pray that such thing be complained to me o, because i don't i know what to say in such circumstance.
Over to you.

...are u lightskin?

Lol We will all die, so what? People die every minute, you are probably doing business in the wrong place.

wahoooooooooooo. de person should kill all is/her family first b4 complain of drop in market sales.............

Don't worry bro, a member of ur family will die one day and u will sell.

He didn't conduct his feasibility study properly. He should relocate to Somalia

thank God for life