Simple, I will suggest to him to start killing people in his area and the sales will improve. This is like lawyers and police complaining that business is not moving.

This is a very straightforward question....


I would simply tell him to gather his family, both immediate and extended, and start killing them one by one

Case closed........

Well... Let him do promo like MTN TRUE TALK...... Or Relocate to is bizness to shoprite.... Better still.... go back to farming.

Thunder fire you, that would be my response

It's every where ooo. No only him. He will have to wait or be going from hospital mortuary to another to place an advertisement. It is well.....

greatgod2012:



what of if he asked for tips to run his business well

My tip to him: he should transfer his business to maiduguri

I will simply advise the coffin seller to start make cupboards or wardrobes

Charity begins at home

Please Relocating to Sambisa will help u

greatgod2012:
How will you react or respond to a coffin-seller who complained to you about drop in sales.

I overheard someone making the complaint to someone else, but the other person couldn't respond, she was just having a repeatedly deep sigh.
How would you have responded if you are the one who was complained to.
As for me, i don't pray that such thing be complained to me o, because i don't i know what to say in such circumstance.
Over to you.

he shud relocate his business to borno state

It's a hard one. We cn't blame him and of course, he has to b worried because we all know fully well dat pple die from time to time, so y d drop in sale wen pple av nt actuallu stopt dying? As to wat will b my response, I dn't knw. Perhaps, I'ill jsut b sighing too.

greatgod2012:



what of if he asked for tips to run his business well

I'll simply tell him to relocate to places where violence has escalated before ,during and after the elections.

Op, I do have a great plan on how an average coffin maker can become a millionaire.

greatgod2012:
How will you react or respond to a coffin-seller who complained to you about drop in sales.

I overheard someone making the complaint to someone else, but the other person couldn't respond, she was just having a repeatedly deep sigh.
How would you have responded if you are the one who was complained to.
As for me, i don't pray that such thing be complained to me o, because i don't i know what to say in such circumstance.
Over to you.

IS COS NIGERIANS LACK CREATIVITY..... A COFFIN BUILDER OR MAKER CAN MAKE FURNITURE AS WELL.

To relocate to a place where there are less Moslems that have little needs for coffins. Death business is the same as food,it is inevitable,especially with native cultures being eroded fast by oyinbos style of undertaking funerals.

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I think he should just merge with others let him call buhari and tinubu for tips before then let him use "BROOM" to "SWEEP" there much be some pdp demons around there and after prayer everyday instead of amen he should shout change if sales does not improve he can now use thugs to kill 800 plus some youth coppers. If cant do all this simple localisation of industry comes into play he can relocate to northeast he will surely be smiling to the bank

greatgod2012:



what of if he asked for tips to run his business well

My response would be same "hmm" noni

May u tell ur siblings, they might be of help by patronising.

Baddestguyp:
he should go to d.mountain to pray for more customers

Customers ke
Aigbodo!!!

greatgod2012:



what of if he asked for tips to run his business well

He should relocate near a mortuary and run TV commercials.

Did i hear you well laff wan finish me o

krall:
He should be prayerful, so the good LORD shall cause the wicked to be smote and their bodies delivered into his hands.
Hallelujah!!!

I was passing by a coffin seller's shop with my mum years back,he beckoned on us en sed customer come en buy...my mum sed all d back to sender words she knew,en kept saying it even after we reached home

Relocate to the North east

pickabeau1:
The supply is not an issue

Like any biz.. he may have issues with location, advertising, quality service and pricing..

Good Morning sir

babyosisi:
I will go all Nollywood on him and be like

"Bia Emeka,so you want people to die eh kwa?
You want people to die so that your coffin business will boom and open branches
May God forgive you,I say may God have mercy on your soul!"

Then I will meet meet someone on the way as I walk home and be like

Nwanneka,have you heard the one that is reigning?
Nwanneka will say baby wetin?,what is it?
Then I will claps my hands and add pepper to the gist

" my sister o, hmm,I am just returning from that emeka the coffin seller's shop,I just went to collect the money from the moi moi he bought from me ,when the foolish man opened his mouth and said that he is praying for everybody in this village to die one by one so that his business will boom"

Then Nwanneka will shout, 'CHINEKE, CHAI'..... Lol

He should take his business to sambissa forest.

I'll ask him to open a marketing department and employ marketers

Jokes apart, there's a huge market for the undertaking industry. It's just that (probably due to public perception) the practitioners mostly take a sedentary approach to business. They are afraid of reaching out and so, just wait for customers to trickle in.

He could liaise with morgues on a commission basis and use them as outlets for meeting potential customers. There are many more things he could do if he just puts on his thinking cap.

make Im go base for north.....borno preferably. thank me later.

yes people are not buying coffin for burial of loved ones again because they could not afford it.yet people die everyday and carpenters are called to nail planks for loved ones