1. She picks her man's call once it starts ringing like 2 seconds as if she was waiting for it.

2. She replies his missed calls as soon as she sees them.

3. Funniest is this, when her man is talking, she keeps saying, "I am hearing you". Only God knows if that English is correct..

4. When she starts calling and he is not picking, she will leave like 3 to 5 missed calls for him within a space of 5 minutes.

5. When he calls back, the first statement she makes is this question, " why were you not picking my calls ? " Don't ever make the mistake of telling her, you were busy. Because more questions will flood you that day.

6. When you send her a text message, she keeps it in her phone for weeks and months till you start begging her to delete them.

7. When you send her an annoying text, after reading it for the first time, she gets pissed off. She calls you to find out what you meant. She wont delete it. She keeps reading it and laughing at it subsequently.

8. When you send her airtime like N200, she will call you instantly spending a quarter( N50 ) out of it to say thank you, before the end of that day, she calls again to spend another ( N50 ) to say goodnight, in all she spends half of any card you send calling her man alone.

9. When she is out of airtime and her man calls her, after telling him that she doesn't have airtime, she reminds him the last time he sent her airtime and how much it was.

10. When her man has not called her for a whole day and its evening, he will feel the effect on her voice when she calls to remind him he hasn't called her.

Please complete the list.

I am busy..

I no sabi weytin i dey complete, na follow i go follow thread

Lol... All true except no. 3

Ur title should be PHONE ETHICS OF A WOMAN IN LOVE WHO DOESN'T HAVE MUCH WORK TO DO

ShirelleBaby: Ur title should be PHONE ETHICS OF A WOMAN IN LOVE WHO DOESN'T HAVE MUCH WORK TO DO

You're mean

Thy shall not flash

Butterflies baby
I feel butterflies

Women don suffer sha! If them ♥ γ☺µː̗̀☀̤̣̈̇ː̖́, α й ϑ them nor show am, na we go first open thread, them ♥ us now , them show us, α й ϑ ƭhє best γ☺µː̗̀☀̤̣̈̇ː̖́ can do is to come online α й ϑ cast their matter anyhow based on say γ☺µː̗̀☀̤̣̈̇ː̖́ need comment on NL? God is watching...

^^^

Your babe no dey do am ?

I carried out a research on 100 nairaland girls and these are my findings.

You think say I fit do love things ?

You really did a good research. This speaks about so many ladies ...including me

Ivanspring: You really did a good research. This speaks about so many ladies ...including me

Gbam !

zoeee: Lol... All true except no. 3

When he is talking and he is giving spaces in his speech, what do you normally say ?

You know say that kind talk is slow and steady. Nah that place MTN dey use pay staff salaries. The phone call could last 20 minutes on a normal day..

Ivanspring: You really did a good research. This speaks about so many ladies ...including me

So you remind your bf the last time he sent you recharge card and the amount?

Finding girls like this is imposicant

U r so on point @op...buh me don mak up ma mind nt 2 do any of these again...#guys dnt worth showin luv to.Dey gonna tag u as "ladies wit dia fish brain"dey don't av any emotion,al dey do is pretend...

MissMalia: U r so on point @op...buh me don mak up ma mind nt 2 do any of these again...#guys dnt worth showin luv to.Dey gonna tag u as "ladies wit dia fish brain"dey don't av any emotion,al dey do is pretend...

No, there are nice guys.

Ladies behave like children when in love. That's why I like them.

Na wa o!! Girls don suffer.....ladies this..women that! God go save us from una hand o...amen sumbory?!

zoeee: Lol... All true except no. 3

Hey, that no. 3 is the truest if there is any english word like that. I guess it's because so many of them have nothing to contribute in discussions!

okparaugo:

No, there are nice guys.

Ladies behave like children when in love. That's why I like them.

HMmmmmm"ladies behave lyk children wen in luv*no b una fault na...

MissMalia: HMmmmmm"ladies behave lyk children wen in luv*no b una fault na...

When he calls you 'baby', don't you answer ?

okparaugo:

When he calls you 'baby', don't you answer ?

hahahhahahahahahahah...4ni dude.buh urnestly,luv sucks...

ceospecial: Women don suffer sha! If them ♥ γ☺µː̗̀☀̤̣̈̇ː̖́, α й ϑ them nor show am, na we go first open thread, them ♥ us now , them show us, α й ϑ ƭhє best γ☺µː̗̀☀̤̣̈̇ː̖́ can do is to come online α й ϑ cast their matter anyhow based on say γ☺µː̗̀☀̤̣̈̇ː̖́ need comment on NL? God is watching...

abi o... Its either they " guys" don't know what dey want or...