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How True? by firstkyn(m): 6:15pm On Sep 03, 2014
BEFORE YOU MARRY A LADY, INVITE HER FOR DINNER, EAT TOGETHER & WATCH OUT FOR THE FOLLOWING !!!
* If she starts eating the meatbefore you it implies that, she would have planned how tofinish your salary/income beforeyou collect it.
* If she wants to share the meatequally, she won't be obedient toYou, she will always question your authority.
* If she has a bigger spoon than you, it means you can't win anyargument with her at all and shemay end up beating you one day!
* If her mouth makes noise whileeating, it means she can't keepsecrets.
* If she asks for extra,you will need blood tonic to survive the marriage.

True or False?
Re: How True? by Houseofglam7(f): 6:17pm On Sep 03, 2014
How about she brings her own spoon? undecided




That would still spell doom I guess.

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Re: How True? by Frankenstein: 6:18pm On Sep 03, 2014
Haar. What if she refuses to eat together?
Re: How True? by Rexphobia(m): 6:42pm On Sep 03, 2014
What if she farts while eating
Re: How True? by Baddo101(m): 7:01pm On Sep 03, 2014
its relative anyway.... wat if d spoon was given to her by d waiter?.....
Re: How True? by eph12(m): 7:09pm On Sep 03, 2014
Frankenstein: Haar. What if she refuses to eat together?
It means she has trust issues.
Re: How True? by eph12(m): 7:12pm On Sep 03, 2014
Rexphobia: What if she farts while eating
She can poison your food o shocked please run!
Re: How True? by eph12(m): 7:13pm On Sep 03, 2014
Houseofglam7: How about she brings her own spoon? undecided




That would still spell doom I guess.
she's the proud type sad
Re: How True? by eph12(m): 7:14pm On Sep 03, 2014
Baddo101: its relative anyway.... wat if d spoon was given to her by d waiter?.....
she lacks foresight and there can't plan ahead for the family cheesy
Re: How True? by Nobody: 7:17pm On Sep 03, 2014
........lol........ realy? copy. grin
Re: How True? by urbanMAMA(f): 7:23pm On Sep 03, 2014
grin grin
Re: How True? by tayoxx(m): 7:23pm On Sep 03, 2014
lool. ...if her phone rings while eating nko. ...means she go dey play away game well well
Re: How True? by ideyhere(f): 11:34am On Sep 04, 2014
And if her food falls on the table while eating, it means she'll be a wasteful type lipsrsealed
Re: How True? by firstkyn(m): 7:09am On Sep 05, 2014
Houseofglam7: How about she brings her own spoon? undecided




That would still spell doom I guess.
so true
Re: How True? by firstkyn(m): 7:10am On Sep 05, 2014
what if she loks into ur eyes while eaten
Re: How True? by Nobody: 7:17am On Sep 05, 2014
Omg! I love nland, like I wake up in d morn, I rush down here cos I know dat deres always somfin new nd interesting esp on romance. Hehehehe
I don't know how u guys compose dese topics or do u people see dem as visions in d dream. Hmmm mm

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Re: How True? by Nobody: 7:32am On Sep 05, 2014
rozzay: Omg! I love nland, like I wake up in d morn, I rush down here cos I know dat deres always somfin new nd interesting esp on romance. Hehehehe
I don't know how u guys compose dese topics or do u people see dem as visions in d dream. Hmmm mm
hmmm am so addicted to NL I don't know hw I wud cope wen I resume
Re: How True? by marieolae(f): 7:35am On Sep 05, 2014
Superstition. Nigerians can never change
Re: How True? by Nobody: 7:37am On Sep 05, 2014
MuhdG: hmmm am so addicted to NL I don't know hw I wud cope wen I resume
Eeeehya don't worry u will cope. Weneva u have d time ull come bak nd join d fun. We all have taken breaks u know
Re: How True? by Nobody: 7:43am On Sep 05, 2014
firstkyn: BEFORE YOU MARRY A LADY, INVITE HER FOR DINNER, EAT TOGETHER & WATCH OUT FOR THE FOLLOWING !!!
* If she starts eating the meatbefore you it implies that, she would have planned how tofinish your salary/income beforeyou collect it.
* If she wants to share the meatequally, she won't be obedient toYou, she will always question your authority.
* If she has a bigger spoon than you, it means you can't win anyargument with her at all and shemay end up beating you one day!
* If her mouth makes noise whileeating, it means she can't keepsecrets.
* If she asks for extra,you will need blood tonic to survive the marriage.

True or False?
hah! Now u go mek me divorce my gf

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Re: How True? by Jarchi(m): 8:18am On Sep 05, 2014
If she sits on the floor nko
Re: How True? by eph12(m): 8:40am On Sep 05, 2014
Jarchi: If she sits on the floor nko
She's fetish! Please run

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Re: How True? by eph12(m): 8:41am On Sep 05, 2014
firstkyn: what if she loks into ur eyes while eaten
She lacks respect

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Re: How True? by ideyhere(f): 12:12am On Sep 06, 2014
So which one now means that she's a good woman? undecided
Re: How True? by firstkyn(m): 7:13am On Sep 06, 2014
ideyhere: So which one now means that she's a good woman? undecided
wen she is eaten with u with out cloth
Re: How True? by ideyhere(f): 10:27am On Sep 06, 2014
firstkyn: wen she is eaten with u with out cloth

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