Crazy policy.

Quite sad.


Sometimes we christians forget the order our devotion's supposed to take. It's God first, family second, and church/service third. Mess up with this order, and you have yourself a kerplunk.

ichidodo: This Policy is wicked,callous and demonic.People should stop churching there.....

Have you seen the policy on black and white before jumping into conclusion

Topgainer: The first time I went to Christ Embassy after they unleashed a female neighbour who was hell bent on dragging me to her church, I remember clearly that the activities inside the hall was so intolerable that I left the hall for outside where I managed some extra minutes before heading out of that place.

The whole activities that Sunday made mockery of Christianity. The funny message was read by a fat dude(pastor) looking more like a gay trying all he could to mimick Rev Oyakhilome. His message was a mere repetition of ' that guy Jesus can make you rich and I can't be poor because I know who I am '

Let me not bore anybody with the key Characters that are the officials of that branch, the anointed(angel voiced) choir leader is a renowned chronic unrepentant fornicator who has rebuffed several appeals to take things easy

And did u notice too that half of the male members have a curled hair?...and the sermon borders on offering, offering and more offering

Driven: Quite sad.


Sometimes we christians forget the order our devotion's supposed to take. It's God first, family second, and church/service third. Mess up with this order, and you have yourself a kerplunk.

Show me where it is written in the bible ?

Please why is Pastor Chris not coming out to make official statement or even defend himself?...

If the church is been run like a business please leave and go elsewhere no need to fight them.[/size]

One of the most immutable rules of nature is that Mugu Must Pay. So if you are a Mugu, don't complain, just keep singing and dancing and clapping hand fow tha laaawdah. And don't forget to pay your tithes, sow your seeds (in dollars preferably), contribute offering, make vows etc. The Lord will bless you as you bless your pastor's wallet. And He will do it tomorrow. Next week. No next year. Maybe.

Pastor Chris and the rest of my sharp guymen abeg carry go nothing do una!
Better to keep this dunces occupied doing something relatively harmless than to leave them to use their own brain since that thing apparently is just an ornament to them. If these ones try to think their way through life they will suffer stroke. Better to let Oga Pastor teleguide their every step and eat their money and live like a rock star while banging their girlfriends/wives and wearing tailor made Saville Row suits.

Nothing do una abeg, I support una format!

All na hustle.

Some people believe more in their pastors than they believe in God. If ur pastor isn't teaching u anything that has its background in the word of God, jst know dat the pastor is misleading u simple.

end times dun dy here o...
May i kum dy du gen2 gen2 bayii.
Buh if i may ask,hu are d churches stil d standing?
Cos Jesus tok am sae in d end times,MANY shall dpart 4rm d faith.
God
go
help
us.
Amen.

Pay Attention to Jesus' Words

Matthew 24

Verse 3
"While he was sitting on the Mount of Olives, the disciples approached him privately, saying: 'Tell us, when will these things be, and what will be the sign of your presence and of the conclusion of the system of things?'"

Verse 4 and 5
"In answer Jesus said to them: 'Look out that nobody misleads you, for many will come on the basis of my name, saying, 'I am the Christ,' and will mislead many'"

Verse 11
"Many false prophets will arise and mislead many"

Verse 23 to 25
"Then if anyone says to you, 'Look! Here is the Christ,' or 'There!' do not believe it. For false Christs and false prophets will arise and will perform great signs and wonders so as to mislead, if possible, even the chosen ones. Look! I have forewarned you."

A friend invited me to christ embassy, i attends catholic church, the pastor called out a guy that was wearing rossary on his neck, he asked him to pulled it and never to wear it again cos its idolatry, that all catholic members are going to hell cos they worship mary(catholic only honor mary, they dont worship her and who makes him a judge ). Since that day, i never consider christ embassy as a church but but a gathering were people show what they got, dressing provocatively. Almost every male members of christ embassy fry their hair while the ladies wear tight clothes and leave their hair untie..smh

neuljosh: Big fat lies.....OP where did you copy this poo from?? To start with, Christ embassy don't call their churches Parish but rather they say, Satellite Church. The author of this post must be high on crack

Satellite or parish, we get the point of the story.

Ya jerry curl pastor is a fvcknicator and is chopping the small small babes in his church. You wan deny that one?

rickkid: One of the most immutable rules of nature is that Mugu Must Pay. So if you are a Mugu, don't complain, just keep singing and dancing and clapping hand fow tha laaawdah. And don't forget to pay your tithes, sow your seeds (in dollars preferably), contribute offering, make vows etc. The Lord will bless you as you bless your pastor's wallet. And He will do it tomorrow. Next week. No next year. Maybe.

Pastor Chris and the rest of my sharp guymen abeg carry go nothing do una!
Better to keep this dunces occupied doing something relatively harmless than to leave them to use their own brain since that thing apparently is just an ornament to them. If these ones try to think their way through life they will suffer stroke. Better to let Oga Pastor teleguide their every step and eat their money and living like a rock star while banging their girlfriends/wives and wearing tailor made Saville Row suits.

Nothing do una abeg, I support una format!

All na hustle.

Hehehehehe

Bros which beer brand you dey drink cos I wan buy you beer.

victor08: Please why is Pastor Chris not coming out to make official statement or even defend himself?...

If the church is been run like a business please leave and go elsewhere no need to fight them.[/size]

He has already defended himself by warning the press not to discuss his life and church and threatning them with legal action. Unfortunately for him no one listens to his rantings any longer and he is free to carry out his threat. Thats the price u pay when u live a false life by not practising what u preach.

Dr2great: the words frm ur mouth is as rotten as ur rotten totö.

Na person nine months you dey talk to like dat

lynpetra:
Ha n akwacha iko n'uno chukwu
Ife di n' amu n' otuuu emebie la uwa.



Abeg make I go f+k anoda round.

Today Sunday?

Fear God nau.

lynpetra:
Ha n akwacha iko n'uno chukwu
Ife di n' amu n' otuuu emebie la uwa.



Abeg make I go f+k anoda round.

Hehehehehehe! Make I enter set?

pDude:

Hehehehehe

Bros which beer brand you dey drink cos I wan buy you beer.

BIG UDEME

Too too bad of true.....people should pray for God's intervention....

Coming down to her personal experience, the female minister disclosed that soon after her husband was transferred to a parish far away from their initial one, “one of the male ministers where I am to stay back started winking at me.

“The first Sunday I felt he did that unknowingly or without any ulterior motive but the following Sunday he came to shake hands with me after service and what he did was to use one of his fingers to scratch my palm during the handshake.

“I was miffed but I couldn’t do anything because he will deny and I will look silly but since then he got my message because I stopped greeting him”.

Oduduwaboy: My people, why all these confusion na? The simple answer is to conclude that the bible god does not exist. No responsible 'god' worth his/its weight will allow all these rubbish. As for Pastor Chris, keep fvcking the babes as your soul desires!

may God have mercy on you

Pastor Chris, abeg carry go.

Nothing do you.

Please continue to Maga all the Mugu wey dey come ya church.

Wen dier eyes don clear, dem go understand the voodoo.

Until then.....norrin do you.

Things are happening in the church oh
***mewa nshele***

Truckpusher: Everyone knows that Christ Embassy women both married and unmarried fuccks like rat while pretending to be saints.

chei,I must look for one to attend,I love fokies pass anythn

EroticAngelina: Erin dey do this oyakilogoat sef? he drink weewee? I knew DAT dis were pastor was possessed! occultic man wit no sign of remorse!

Looks like somebody is out to ruin/bring down this man's ministry

teemanbastos:
Buh if i may ask,hu are d churches stil d standing?
Cos Jesus tok am sae in d end times,MANY shall dpart 4rm d faith

Visit www.jw.org

Thats a satan rule if its true.

Acidosis: Church bans couples from attending same parish


www.sunnewsonline.com/new/?p=80429

£10Billon?...do u know how much dat is

Omexonomy: At least anita will be handsomly compesated up to the tune of £10 billion. So she no get trouble to make.

The lord is good oh
u receive anointing from him and start a church,
u collect offering and tithes in his name,
u even take advantage of his grace to sample your female members,
#God u are too much oo
i dey trow salute oh

stev4luv: What we need to be doing now is to be praying for them that God should intervane.

Pray for them? Misterman,you no get your own problem to worry about? Smh.

prettyboi1989: Some people believe more in their pastors than they believe in God. If ur pastor isn't teaching u anything that has its background in the word of God, jst know dat the pastor is misleading u simple.

Poverty bro! poverty!!!...same way our political leaders are milking this country dry and nobody is challenging them cos some people benefit from their looting either directly or indirectly. The thought of, if i challenge him now as a pastor where will i go to, hunger nor go kill me, so they remain and bear his command instead of God's command..

Nigerians=suffering and smiling since 1960.