World Beard Day 2014: The 10 absolute best things about having a beard


World Beard Day is all about beard
appreciation – honouring and celebrating
the bearded members of your friends and
family, paying homage to the great beards
that have come before, and of course
spending some quality time with your own
beard.
If you need reminding about what makes
having a beard so great, we’ve managed to
condense the long list of reasons into a top
10.
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1. Warm in winter, cool in summer
Not only can your beard keep your face cosy
during the colder months, but by splashing
some water across your beard in the summer,
you can create a cooling layer around your
face that will keep you feeling fresh while the
clean-shaven folk around you wilt in the sun.

2. Manliness enhanced

When you grow a beard, you’ll find that you
instantly become better at things like wood
chopping, metalwork, being captain of a
seafaring vessel… in fact, you’ll pretty much
become a better all-round person.

3. People stare at you when you walk down
the street
You may think that’s a bad thing, but soon
enough you’ll learn to appreciate all the
attention that your beard is attracting. You
may often hear people whispering behind
your back – assume they’re saying nothing but
good things about your beard…

4. You don’t have to shave
Seriously, shaving sucks balls. Dragging a razor
across your face every morning? Spending all
that money on shaving paraphernalia? Plus,
the time you save not shaving can be spent
admiring your beard in the mirror! WIN!

5. You’re part of an exclusive beard club
You know when you see two bearded men walk
past each other in the street, and they give
each other a nod of approval as they pass?
There’s a strong, unspoken bond that exists
between all beards. Being part of the bearded
brotherhood may save your life on more than
one occasion…

6. Women want to have sex with you, like,
ALL the time

When you have a beard, women will lust after
you in ways you can’t even imagine. Admittedly
this can be exhausting, and being a sex symbol
can make it hard to be taken seriously at times
– you have to be all like ‘excuse me, ma’am,
my eyes are up here…’

7. Easier to beg for change if you fall on
hard times
If you’re out and about but short a few bucks
for lunch, sit on a street corner and mumble
incoherently. Folks all around will instantly
appreciated your excellent beard and you can
watch the money roll in!

8. People might think you’re part of famous
rock band The Beards
If you get mistaken for a member of world-
famous beard-related novelty music act The
Beards, just go with it. You might get your
picture taken, get to sign some autographs, and
if someone asks you to quote some lyrics, just
yell pretty much anything about beards and
you’ll be fine.

9. A handy food storage area for when
you’re feeling peckish
Stuck in a meeting and getting hungry? No
problem! Just grab that left-over bit of toast
that’s been stuck in your beard since breakfast,
and… problem solved!

10. You’re really really ridiculously good-
looking
Having a beard means you can walk around
with an extra air of confidence, knowing that
you’re heaps better looking than everyone else.
And in the end, that’s what it’s all about, isn’t
it?

World Beard Day 2014: The 10 absolute best things about having a beard

There you go boys, the reasons to grow a bread; just ignore seun and his shaving stick.

How is it possible to perceive positive and negative vibes simultaneously from ppl who stare at ur beard when u walk past em! #3

Still on the #3 ish; u r confused
Why should I assume they say good things about me if I know and accept that keeping a beard is ridiculous and frowned upon by society.

How does walking around looking like a dandy make me fell better than a bunch of guys I presume to be green with envy!

I do know women find men with beard sexy

freecharles: I do know women find men with beard sexy

taaah!

^^una just dey give una self hope. If you like Grow beards like moses, a woman that will not notice you will neva notice you

His royal freshness 2020 waz hia

Whether you keep beards or you shave clean, the only thing that counts for me is the way you treat women.
If however you decide to keep beards though, please remember to groom it in such a way as not to constantly brush it against a sister's face in the name of kissing.

Will comment later..... Feeling slpy

Ahhh...

*on my way to the bathroom to shave*...

hmmm...I go begin keep beards now

...Hian!!!...Heaven knows I dont like guys with beards....To be frank, it irritates me....Dont expect me to peck or kiss someone like that....

I love it fresh, smooth and clean...Free of bumps and itchy hair....Then i can keep touching and feeling those chin and cheeks.....I love touching cheeks ooo, my weakness....

*stumbles into thread*...

*MOONWALKS BACK TO BED*

temigracie: ...Hian!!!...Heaven knows I dont like guys with beards....To be frank, it irritates me....Dont expect me to peck or kiss someone like that....

I love it fresh, smooth and clean...Free of bumps and itchy hair....Then i can keep touching and feeling those chin and cheeks.....I love touching cheeks ooo, my weakness....

I've soft cheeks, wanna feel?

These r all lies.

Hah...nsogbu dikwa...
E be like you copy this thread from your Arab friend @OP...bc no be for naija this one go happen nna...

temigracie: ...Hian!!!...Heaven knows I dont like guys with beards....To be frank, it irritates me....Dont expect me to peck or kiss someone like that....

I love it fresh, smooth and clean...Free of bumps and itchy hair....Then i can keep touching and feeling those chin and cheeks.....I love touching cheeks ooo, my weakness....

Wetin "Osama bin riding" down btw d thighs, go come make u feel!
I'm guessing u ain't a fan of hairy balls either!

I don't like beards joor

Being bearded has so many perks...you don't get to stain your shirt when eating

temigracie: ...Hian!!!...Heaven knows I dont like guys with beards....To be frank, it irritates me....Dont expect me to peck or kiss someone like that....

I love it fresh, smooth and clean...Free of bumps and itchy hair....Then i can keep touching and feeling those chin and cheeks.....I love touching cheeks ooo, my weakness....

You are missing dear. Do you watch Telemundo? Do see how manly and sexy they look? Ditch the kids and groove with real men; I bet you a million pounds that you'll never go back.

Abeg what about those ladies with beards........hmmmm #yuck#

temigracie: ...Hian!!!...Heaven knows I dont like guys with beards....To be frank, it irritates me....Dont expect me to peck or kiss someone like that....

I love it fresh, smooth and clean...Free of bumps and itchy hair....Then i can keep touching and feeling those chin and cheeks.....I love touching cheeks ooo, my weakness....

I just stumbled on my mate for life ;8

In naija ,they'll just mistake you for BH

I don't wish to have it.

...Then Shekau needed not to kidnap girls, Yerima needed not to be a pedo..
And my friend Nedu won't spending so much on ladies..
but it's all lies

#team Beards! Toast to my lovely beard!

saintneo:

There you go boys, the reasons to grow a bread; just ignore seun and his shaving stick.

lmao!

Lol

Ademolapaul: I don't wish to have it.

kid believe you me,when the right time comes you'll wish for it.