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Having A Beard Makes Women Want Sleep With You 8) by saintneo(m): 1:59am On Sep 07, 2014 |
World Beard Day 2014: The 10 absolute best things about having a beard World Beard Day is all about beard appreciation – honouring and celebrating the bearded members of your friends and family, paying homage to the great beards that have come before, and of course spending some quality time with your own beard. If you need reminding about what makes having a beard so great, we’ve managed to condense the long list of reasons into a top 10. [img]http://metrouk2.files./2014/03/wpid-article-1329153719444-11878d13000005dc-436762_636x300.jpg?w=320&h=150&crop=1[/img] 1. Warm in winter, cool in summer Not only can your beard keep your face cosy during the colder months, but by splashing some water across your beard in the summer, you can create a cooling layer around your face that will keep you feeling fresh while the clean-shaven folk around you wilt in the sun. 2. Manliness enhanced When you grow a beard, you’ll find that you instantly become better at things like wood chopping, metalwork, being captain of a seafaring vessel… in fact, you’ll pretty much become a better all-round person. 3. People stare at you when you walk down the street You may think that’s a bad thing, but soon enough you’ll learn to appreciate all the attention that your beard is attracting. You may often hear people whispering behind your back – assume they’re saying nothing but good things about your beard… 4. You don’t have to shave Seriously, shaving sucks balls. Dragging a razor across your face every morning? Spending all that money on shaving paraphernalia? Plus, the time you save not shaving can be spent admiring your beard in the mirror! WIN! 5. You’re part of an exclusive beard club You know when you see two bearded men walk past each other in the street, and they give each other a nod of approval as they pass? There’s a strong, unspoken bond that exists between all beards. Being part of the bearded brotherhood may save your life on more than one occasion… 6. Women want to have sex with you, like, ALL the time When you have a beard, women will lust after you in ways you can’t even imagine. Admittedly this can be exhausting, and being a sex symbol can make it hard to be taken seriously at times – you have to be all like ‘excuse me, ma’am, my eyes are up here…’ 7. Easier to beg for change if you fall on hard times If you’re out and about but short a few bucks for lunch, sit on a street corner and mumble incoherently. Folks all around will instantly appreciated your excellent beard and you can watch the money roll in! 8. People might think you’re part of famous rock band The Beards If you get mistaken for a member of world- famous beard-related novelty music act The Beards, just go with it. You might get your picture taken, get to sign some autographs, and if someone asks you to quote some lyrics, just yell pretty much anything about beards and you’ll be fine. 9. A handy food storage area for when you’re feeling peckish Stuck in a meeting and getting hungry? No problem! Just grab that left-over bit of toast that’s been stuck in your beard since breakfast, and… problem solved! 10. You’re really really ridiculously good- looking Having a beard means you can walk around with an extra air of confidence, knowing that you’re heaps better looking than everyone else. And in the end, that’s what it’s all about, isn’t it? World Beard Day 2014: The 10 absolute best things about having a beard 3 Likes |
Re: Having A Beard Makes Women Want Sleep With You 8) by saintneo(m): 1:59am On Sep 07, 2014 |
There you go boys, the reasons to grow a bread; just ignore seun and his shaving stick. 2 Likes |
Re: Having A Beard Makes Women Want Sleep With You 8) by Nobody: 2:13am On Sep 07, 2014 |
How is it possible to perceive positive and negative vibes simultaneously from ppl who stare at ur beard when u walk past em! #3 |
Re: Having A Beard Makes Women Want Sleep With You 8) by Nobody: 2:20am On Sep 07, 2014 |
Still on the #3 ish; u r confused Why should I assume they say good things about me if I know and accept that keeping a beard is ridiculous and frowned upon by society. How does walking around looking like a dandy make me fell better than a bunch of guys I presume to be green with envy! |
Re: Having A Beard Makes Women Want Sleep With You 8) by freecharles(m): 2:30am On Sep 07, 2014 |
I do know women find men with beard sexy 1 Like |
Re: Having A Beard Makes Women Want Sleep With You 8) by Nobody: 3:00am On Sep 07, 2014 |
freecharles: I do know women find men with beard sexytaaah! 1 Like |
Re: Having A Beard Makes Women Want Sleep With You 8) by Nobody: 3:00am On Sep 07, 2014 |
^^una just dey give una self hope. If you like Grow beards like moses, a woman that will not notice you will neva notice you 2 Likes |
Re: Having A Beard Makes Women Want Sleep With You 8) by Nobody: 3:06am On Sep 07, 2014 |
His royal freshness 2020 waz hia |
Re: Having A Beard Makes Women Want Sleep With You 8) by purplesummer(f): 4:28am On Sep 07, 2014 |
Whether you keep beards or you shave clean, the only thing that counts for me is the way you treat women. If however you decide to keep beards though, please remember to groom it in such a way as not to constantly brush it against a sister's face in the name of kissing. |
Re: Having A Beard Makes Women Want Sleep With You 8) by kultimate009: 5:04am On Sep 07, 2014 |
Will comment later..... Feeling slpy |
Re: Having A Beard Makes Women Want Sleep With You 8) by 1one: 5:15am On Sep 07, 2014 |
Ahhh... *on my way to the bathroom to shave*... 1 Like |
Re: Having A Beard Makes Women Want Sleep With You 8) by tayoxx(m): 5:22am On Sep 07, 2014 |
hmmm...I go begin keep beards now 1 Like |
Re: Having A Beard Makes Women Want Sleep With You 8) by Nobody: 5:23am On Sep 07, 2014 |
...Hian!!!...Heaven knows I dont like guys with beards....To be frank, it irritates me....Dont expect me to peck or kiss someone like that.... I love it fresh, smooth and clean...Free of bumps and itchy hair....Then i can keep touching and feeling those chin and cheeks.....I love touching cheeks ooo, my weakness.... 1 Like |
Re: Having A Beard Makes Women Want Sleep With You 8) by 1one: 5:24am On Sep 07, 2014 |
*stumbles into thread*... 1 Like |
Re: Having A Beard Makes Women Want Sleep With You 8) by 1one: 5:25am On Sep 07, 2014 |
*MOONWALKS BACK TO BED* 1 Like |
Re: Having A Beard Makes Women Want Sleep With You 8) by Nobody: 5:39am On Sep 07, 2014 |
temigracie: ...Hian!!!...Heaven knows I dont like guys with beards....To be frank, it irritates me....Dont expect me to peck or kiss someone like that....I've soft cheeks, wanna feel? 1 Like |
Re: Having A Beard Makes Women Want Sleep With You 8) by marieolae(f): 5:57am On Sep 07, 2014 |
These r all lies. |
Re: Having A Beard Makes Women Want Sleep With You 8) by Nobody: 6:00am On Sep 07, 2014 |
Hah...nsogbu dikwa... E be like you copy this thread from your Arab friend @OP...bc no be for naija this one go happen nna... 1 Like |
Re: Having A Beard Makes Women Want Sleep With You 8) by Nobody: 6:06am On Sep 07, 2014 |
temigracie: ...Hian!!!...Heaven knows I dont like guys with beards....To be frank, it irritates me....Dont expect me to peck or kiss someone like that.... Wetin "Osama bin riding" down btw d thighs, go come make u feel! I'm guessing u ain't a fan of hairy balls either! |
Re: Having A Beard Makes Women Want Sleep With You 8) by ignis: 6:12am On Sep 07, 2014 |
I don't like beards joor |
Re: Having A Beard Makes Women Want Sleep With You 8) by 1one: 6:13am On Sep 07, 2014 |
Being bearded has so many perks...you don't get to stain your shirt when eating 4 Likes |
Re: Having A Beard Makes Women Want Sleep With You 8) by saintneo(m): 6:17am On Sep 07, 2014 |
temigracie: ...Hian!!!...Heaven knows I dont like guys with beards....To be frank, it irritates me....Dont expect me to peck or kiss someone like that.... You are missing dear. Do you watch Telemundo? Do see how manly and sexy they look? Ditch the kids and groove with real men; I bet you a million pounds that you'll never go back. |
Re: Having A Beard Makes Women Want Sleep With You 8) by kingk(m): 6:35am On Sep 07, 2014 |
Abeg what about those ladies with beards........hmmmm #yuck# |
Re: Having A Beard Makes Women Want Sleep With You 8) by Clinton594(m): 7:57am On Sep 07, 2014 |
temigracie: ...Hian!!!...Heaven knows I dont like guys with beards....To be frank, it irritates me....Dont expect me to peck or kiss someone like that.... I just stumbled on my mate for life ;8 |
Re: Having A Beard Makes Women Want Sleep With You 8) by oluwato69sin(m): 8:59am On Sep 07, 2014 |
In naija ,they'll just mistake you for BH |
Re: Having A Beard Makes Women Want Sleep With You 8) by Nobody: 9:00am On Sep 07, 2014 |
I don't wish to have it. |
Re: Having A Beard Makes Women Want Sleep With You 8) by stinggy(m): 9:02am On Sep 07, 2014 |
...Then Shekau needed not to kidnap girls, Yerima needed not to be a pedo.. And my friend Nedu won't spending so much on ladies.. but it's all lies |
Re: Having A Beard Makes Women Want Sleep With You 8) by Nobody: 9:11am On Sep 07, 2014 |
#team Beards! Toast to my lovely beard! 3 Likes |
Re: Having A Beard Makes Women Want Sleep With You 8) by Nobody: 9:13am On Sep 07, 2014 |
saintneo:lmao! |
Re: Having A Beard Makes Women Want Sleep With You 8) by mcdreeezy: 9:13am On Sep 07, 2014 |
What's this new trend of our signature being right under our posts on nairaland? |
Re: Having A Beard Makes Women Want Sleep With You 8) by Elkewwty(f): 9:16am On Sep 07, 2014 |
Lol |
Re: Having A Beard Makes Women Want Sleep With You 8) by Nobody: 9:16am On Sep 07, 2014 |
Ademolapaul: I don't wish to have it.kid believe you me,when the right time comes you'll wish for it. |
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