I attended urhobo college a very notorious school.At the hostel my job was to put fold of paper in between toes of other students .U can hear some shout jesu-s it was fun.

Secondary school o secondary school!

I wish I was back there! What didnt I do?

-scaling the school fence
-stabbing classes big time (i mean sometimes i wont show up for a single class in a week & i was within the school premises)
-bringing alcohol to school & getting drunk
-staying on the playgronds playing football well beyond the bell has gone, getting chased by the teachers, getting beaten
-we dug an underground tunnel under the school fence to enhance our getting outside school
-"finding" girls troubles!
-i remember in JSS2 we had a physics( or one science subject sha)exam & we had a corper teacher supervising us. . . we all brought out our textbooks openly to dub!
-involved in numerous "racks" ie fights!
-there was this loan shark of a guy who would loan us money and collect huge interest! eg u borrow N10 to pay back N30. . . for every day u default, u pay an additional N10 or so. . . this guy hammered big time o!
-remember a clearing in the bush where we had palmwine drinkin sessions, so called cult initiations, underground fight clubs . . .
-cos my school was located in a university camps, when we scaled the fence we would dress up in mufti acting like big boy undergraduates chatting up jambites!
-fights with rival schools just outside our campus!
-attending numerous parties!
-going to inter-house sports at the prestigious all-girls school nearby (can anybody guess which?)

Sec school was fun!

This thread has been the most hilarious I have read on Nairaland! brings back all the old memories!

i was in a college in utah then when I slept with 3 sisters and another 3 friends, I felt good After doing that

iz2much:

i was in a college in utah then when I slept with 3 sisters and another 3 friends, I felt good After doing that

Are U sure, U're not carrying HIV.

LOL @all.

In high school, we'd prepare die for QC or Vivian Fowler interhousesports, come to to school with our newest/best designer clothes stuffed in our bags, ready to bounce immediately after classes!

Also, once exams ended, we'd come to school normally with mufti under our uniform. After assembly, we just strip d uniforms and its off to game centers (EJW, mad house, payless 2, etc)

Good ol' days!

i was the 'baddest' smackin all the girls breakin hearts lol

i got caught up making love to my head teachers daughter by my best friends. i was d most handsome boy in my sckool,breaking hearts,girls were rushing after me cos i was d baddest guy then.

I use to emanate names from any funny action done by teachers.

- There was a teacher who always like us doing test, i gave him Tomorrow Test

- Mr. Tijani: He always wear one shirt i give him Aparo o laso meji

- Our Mathematics teacher always perfumed herself, i gave her Oko Corpse

All the names were accepted by the entire students of the school

brb

One guy told his friends that he could do "Touch and Follow" after collecting money, he gave him something like a Keyholder ring.

that he should slap the girls ass with it.

The Guy just went to one pretty Big girl that had Boyfriends in senior class He slapped the girl twice on the ass when the girl turned and beat him up like

a snake

She also went to report to some female Home economics teacher after beating the guy seriously for several hours, the guy confessed that

he was testing Touch and follow. See case for school we wan laff die for like a term we were still laughing.

The girls boyfriend and his friends beat up the guy and the "medicine man" seriously.

See case

This was my favourite. Reading Lolly and Dauda magazine under the desk. The teacher caught us and asked us to narrate to the whole class

what we were reading.

dayokanu:

This was my favourite. Reading Lolly and Dauda magazine under the desk. The teacher caught us and asked us to narrate to the whole class

what we were reading.

this would fall under my top 10 list of crazy things i did in primary school.

David,

How did you narrate it when JT was rock hard in my shorts and I was trying to pocket to cover it but the teacher said I should remove by hand from my pocket

lol. I bet u started thinking of crazy random stuff to bring that 'man' down.

how did it go?

dayokanu:

This was my favourite. Reading Lolly and Dauda magazine under the desk. The teacher caught us and asked us to narrate to the whole class

what we were reading.

Randy teacher  

I RMBR THE TIME I ALL MOST GOT EXPELLED FOR MAKING MA
PRINCIPAL LOOK LIKA COMPLETE IDIOT IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE SCH ,
  I LATER GOT BCK @ HIM,I GOT HIM FIRED
BY EXPOSING ALL HIS EVIL DEEDS(INCLUDING THA NASTY ONES TOO )

AND HE WAS A PASTOR , KHIA

Almost murdered the house master. He was fond of flogging boys who didn't get up early enough for morning devotion. So we broke the light switches on the wall beside the door, pulled out the live wire and added a little bit more to make it longer. Pulled a metal bunk bed across the door, made sure it connected with the live wire, then poured some water on the floor for good measure.The house master tried to get into my dorm the nxt morning and had to move the bunk bed aside ZAPPPPP!. Guy nearly died, he ran all the way to the principals quaters, screaming "awon omo yii fe pa mi o" (These children nearly killed me o). It was sooo funny. Guy was an asshole anyway . lol

We were in Primary 5 and the whole class was reeling with laffter

We were passing the buck; This guy bought it, This one took it out of my bag, i wanted to tell them something, I did not join them to read,

It wasnt funny we thot we would be expelled He threatened us that he would invite our parents we were so scared

we had a youth corper Mr O that never packed properly.
Infact all the girls said he didn't wear any underwear because his "things" were always very disorganised
and worst of all he wore somewhat tight trousers.
then one day, he came in to teach with a full bladder and kept gyrating from side to side,waiting for the bell to ring.
We laughed taya.
he kept crossing and uncrossing his legs,he put his hands in this pockets,took them out.
there were about 33 girls in the class and all our eyes were zeroed in on his "abunna"
chei!!
We burst out laughing at several intervals and he reported us afterwards to the principal and we were asked to write him an apology letter before he could return to our class

;d :d

dayokanu:

David,

How did you narrate it when JT was rock hard in my shorts and I was trying to pocket to cover it but the teacher said I should remove by hand from my pocket

I never got caught.  I guess i hid it well. Best way to do it was remove the cover and conceal it with a textbook or newspaper.

JT wasnt responding at that age then so it was easy to get away with it.

Hey kokoye, u reminds me d days. I can't just 4get d day i was picked out for a speech to welcome our ex_principal, i was like sinking into d ground to d fact dat i was given an a spectacle by my class teacher.

~i would never buy a pen when resuming but will go back with like 50 pens.
~would lift buckets from under bunks,take them out of the room,turn out the water into my buckets. go to watch in the morning,cursing and swearing with them.
~in my ss3, my set gals would go to the dining hall before time, eat and turn food into nylon bags and head for the hostel,leaving the owners of the table and the food hungry for a while before something is done.
~ always eager to hear when lesbians are caught,so i could join in beating them up esp my seniors
~smuggle in indomie,sardine,spices etc contrabands through the day students. soak and eat them when its soft.
~we had this very lazy maths mistress who was also our senior boarding mistress,she was so lazy she couldnt record our scores and time was actually going so i decided to help one day i went to see her cos i was the acting house prefect,oh boy! see gbege, most of my friends didnt make up to 45 which was the cut off,so i assisted by increasing their marks for free,from 1st term,ah i became their heroine.
~so many lil things i'd rem later

nomanicole:

~i would never buy a pen when resuming but will go back with like 50 pens.
~would lift buckets from under bunks,take them out of the room,turn out the water into my buckets. go to watch in the morning,cursing and swearing with them.
~in my ss3, my set gals would go to the dining hall before time, eat and turn food into nylon bags and head for the hostel,leaving the owners of the table and the food hungry for a while before something is done.
~ always eager to hear when lesbians are caught,so i could join in beating them up esp my seniors
~smuggle in indomie,sardine,spices etc contrabands through the day students. soak and eat them when its soft.
~we had this very lazy maths mistress who was also our senior boarding mistress,she was so lazy she couldnt record our scores and time was actually going so i decided to help one day i went to see her because i was the acting house prefect,oh boy! see gbege, most of my friends didnt make up to 45 which was the cut off,so i assisted by increasing their marks for free,from 1st term,ah i became their heroine.
~so many little things i'd rem later

I hope non of your friends became teachers because they would probably be one of the ones that completely failed the fourth grade exam

dayokanu:

David,

How did you narrate it when JT was rock hard in my shorts and I was trying to pocket to cover it but the teacher said I should remove by hand from my pocket

, lmao
You guys are so damn fuuny.

Actually,i am d victim in dis case. I registered as an external student 4 waec in anoda skul. So i used 2 go 2 the school wit mofty den l8a change 2 d uniform. It was maths day and i was fully prepared 4 it. I've ironed my uniform nicely nd folded it in2 my bag, i've jacked all night,i've arranged my mathset. What could possibly go wrong i thought. I went 2 the school d nxt day chilln,feeln very confident. Then d waec officials came,i rushed 2 go and change into my uniform. I opened my folder, den it happened. I jst stood deir, i couldnt believe it, sum1 has stolen my nicely ironed uniform and replaced it wit a torn,smelly,dirty uniform dat was squeezd into my bag. I was so annoyd dat i couldnt cry all i did ws smile! Meanwhile exam has started. I had 2 run around begging juniors 4 uniform. D best part of it was dat i actually got A1 in maths wen d results were releasd after all the set backs.

Actually,i am d victim in dis case. I registered as an external student 4 waec in anoda skul. So i used 2 go 2 the school wit mofty den l8a change 2 d uniform. It was maths day and i was fully prepared 4 it. I've ironed my uniform nicely nd folded it in2 my bag, i've jacked all night,i've arranged my mathset. What could possibly go wrong i thought. I went 2 the school d nxt day chilln,feeln very confident. Then d waec officials came,i rushed 2 go and change into my uniform. I opened my folder, den it happened. I jst stood deir, i couldnt believe it, sum1 has stolen my nicely ironed uniform and replaced it wit a torn,smelly,dirty uniform dat was squeezd into my bag. I was so annoyd dat i couldnt cry all i did ws smile! Meanwhile exam has started. I had 2 run around begging juniors 4 uniform. D best part of it was dat i actually got A1 in maths wen d results were releasd after all the set backs.

i sneaked out of the classroom for some palm wine in a joint close to my school, went back to the class feeling tipsy and guess what? . . .

i rem then we went to 1 of the tallest mountain in abeokuta without the admin notify , then 1 of my friend fell down from the top and died, for good 1 month we all fell sick cos it was just like a dreams, still unforgetable seen

@ FGGC Sagamu.
I remember staying up late at night after lights out gisting with my friends and then sneaking to take a bath ( that's if we had an extra bucket of water for the next day), then when we got back to the room we would hurriedly wake some of our roomgirls sleeping and tell them that they had overslept and that it was morning and almost time to leave the hostel. We would watch and hold our laughter as they would rush to the bathroom with their buckets of water as early as 1am._{sometimes we would pity them in cases of water scarity and tell them its all a joke before they go to the bathroom}.

When the school authority gave us wallclocks with alarms that sounded everyhour to monitor when it's time for the next lesson and when the teacher was to leave the class, when the alarm sounds at the hour, all the of us in the class would freeze (be still) till it finished sounding, some  of our teachers who were writing on the board and weren't aware of the situation at the time the alarm sounded would freak out at the sight of us when he or she turned    and later laugh it out.

Once we had a situation in school when some men who we called the MON_{short for monster} would come into the hostels at night and steal boxes. Several times we planned how to catch them- setting traps and staying awake with cutlasses by our beds and whistles to alert girls when we noticed anything, but omo eventually and mysteriously everyone would fall asleep and we would be awakened by someones scream and rush only to find no one. This went on for a while until the mon finally struck the deadly one. He and his crew came one night and disconnected the lights in only my hostel from the mains and stole 12 boxes that night, mehn i can't forget that day every body woke up late and about the same time, i just heard screams and i jumped up from my bed and behold my blessed box of loving memory was gone , eventhough i used a chain to wrap it round my bed_{because i had no padlock} and slept close to it. Gosh i cried that day ( i was in JS2) all my provs were gone and even my school fees reciept and my baptismal card that i was going to use for my first holy communion was in there.
But later we found everything in the box including my baptisimal card _{except the provision}  in the incenerator.
But after that strike there was nothing heard about the mon again  ( because the school authority took it serious)
The kitchen staff were suspected though.

mehn,i've really laughed out my heart reading some posts.i almost got so close to tears when i remembered my high school days,went to model college badore.used to be a real stubborn boy and was really misunderstood as a result of my complicated and outspoken nature.i actually did it all from lying to cheating and a whole lot but ill forever remember this crazy shit i did,when i invented the werepe system,i had this one handed and legged,skin burnt senior,he was so playfully wicked despite his disability so i decided to show him by putting werepe on his bed,towel and all his clothes,man,that dude almost died of itching,i later gave out the werepe to a friend who poured in on another wicked senior's bed.only this time,the senior was an albino and the guy wasnt careful wif the stuff and he let it spread round the whole room.he was later caught and he mentioned my name.man,i was beaten blue,black,beaten to a ??, ontop of the whole trashing came the almighty suspension,i was later stripped naked right infront of the class by one godforsaken bastard v.p,mr akapo,

I REMEMBER IN MY FINAL YEAR IN SECONDARY SCHOOL, MINE WAS A FULL BOARDING SCHOOL, I WAS SENIOR PREFECT, AND I WAS THE WORST OF THE BUNCH IN MY SET:
1. WAS THE ONLY STUDET IN MY SET THAT DID NOT EXPERIENCE MY PRINCIPALS FLOGGING
2. REMEMBER SUNDAYS WHEN WE WERE TAKEN TO CHURCH IN TOWN WITH OUR SCHOOL BUSES AND AFTER DROPPING THE STUDENTS I WOULD GO OUT WITH THE DRIVER IN THE SCHOOL BUS TO DRINK BEER AND EAT GOAT MEAT.
3. WAS THE ONLY GUY WITH 3 GIRLFRIENDS IN THE SAME CLASS AND I HAD QUICKIES WIT ALL OF THEM
4. REMEMBER THE LAST NITE B4 WE WENT HOME ON ANY BREAK WE TAGGED THOSE DAYS 'RED NIGHT' ANY ONE THAT MAKES THE MISTAKE OF SLEEPING, DOES SO AT HIS OWN RISK, COS ANY THING COULD TO HAPPEN INCLUDING RUBBING DRY PEPPER MIXED WITH TOOTH PASTE ON UR BALLS AND UR EYE.
5. ALSO REMEMBER SNEAKING OUT AT NYT TO THE GIRLS HOSTEL TO WATCH THE HAVE THEIR BATHS, I SAW EVERY GIRL IN MY CLASS NAKED B4 I GRADUATED
6. PROVISIONS WERE NOT ALLOWED IN SCHOOL THEN SO STEALING OF PROVISIONS WERE FULLY ALLOWED. I REMEMBER STEALING ONE STINGY JUNIORS MILK AND MILO AND REFILLING THE TINS WITH DUSTING POWDER AND SAND RESPECTIVELY.
WHAT ELSE, OK REMEMBER THE FIRST AND LAST DAY I HAD A FIGHT WITH ONE BIG JUNIOR WHO FELT HE COULD USE HIS SIZE TO INTIMIDATE ME, ALL HELL WAS LET LOOSE THAT NIGHT THE SECURITY MEN WENT INTO HIDING AND FIRED SHOTS INTO THE AIR, COS W REALLY MADE ALOT OF NOISEAND SET THE WHOLE COMPOUND INTO CHAOS.
7. WAS REALLY A MILITANT COS MY JUNIORS FEARED ME MORE THAN ANY STAFF OF THE SCHOOL EXCEPT THE PRINCIPAL.
WOULD KEEP U POSTED WHEN I REMEMBER THE ODAS.
N.B AM NOW A GOOD BOY OH AT LEAST BEING A BODYGUARD TO PASTOR ADEBOYE NO BE BEANS