7, 8, 9 and 13 are the automatic reset button. When men were boys. Chai!

"Kneel down and raise up your hands" always the classic punishment but the day dem mean you 4 house, school or area...you go pick pin till your nose bleed or you end up with a frog jump or ride okada.

mogbe!!!cococandy must be "stubborn as a mule" during her childhood days oh!!chai!!lwkmd!!!

It is called, "body building punishment" dont try such on your child. He may develop muscles and beat you up one day.

On the contrary,I was the quintessential good child.
Loved by all teachers and even parents of other kids.
It wasn't fun.

IZANAMI: mogbe!!!cococandy must be "stubborn as a mule" during her childhood days oh!!chai!!lwkmd!!!

Even the guy used for the case study looks stubborn

my parents didnt do all this shitt to me o.Na 2 mouthed koboko wey dey from front land for back.Tears no dey flow immediately,i go first open my mouth with squeezed rat- like face,the pain choking my throat as i try to atleast let out some words and there comes anoda"Woooom"that we release the blockage in my throat.

If my parents give me this kind punishment,i go just faint cos punishments like this makes me dizzy,but if na cane AKA koboko,Osisi onugbo,broom or ,pestle,those ones dey re arrange my brain..For days i go just quiet,day recite rosary,until the mental impact of de koboko discharge from my mendula.

ledafaze: Really classic... Nowadays na to just shout on them.. Khai

pls dont do dat, it kills a CHILDS confidence

i don chop cane wey make me piss life.As the lashes day land for my body,i just dey piss,very hot piss.Na where i stand wey i dey chop cane na e i piss ,i no no when e come out,i no no as e finish,all i know be say hot water dey come out from my kpekus.

if
my parent say,"sekpu l'ana,chi yie anya gi enu,mechie ara
gi!"(kneel,raise your hand and close ur eyes),i don't fall for that
tricks o,cos if i open one eye see say she/he don enter another
room,that spirit wey dey my head go tell me;"Take off!"omo see race,i
dey gree chop?if them close gate,my tiny body fit pass thru window
escape.

These are not punishments, they're yoga stances!

Lemonade01: Pikin wey say e mama no go sleep, hin sef go hear am African parents, setting their kid straight since 634BC

African Tai Chi Ch'aung.

I have nothing to add.

Choi. Numba 8 nd 9 were my mum's ogbonge punishment, I was always a victim

egopersonified: Only you with all these punishment? Abeg let me print it out to hang in the kids room. When any of them misbehaves, I will just tell him, do number 4 for ten minutes, the child would go to the room, check the punishment for number 4 and come back to where ever I am to do it.

I laughed at dis post till my siblings rushed to d room 2 check if al is well

Lemonade01: Pikin wey say e mama no go sleep, hin sef go hear am African parents, setting their kid straight since 634BC

. my mama no dey punish,na mi oga i dey fear most.

Bros you are trying to tell parents that have forgotten to bring it back. This is real child abuse and dehumanization of somebody. We have gone pass those days and it shouldn't be encouraged at all. Flog if you have to but not this.

No 13 bad gannnnnn

Omo I suffer for number 9 make i no lie.. Chai..
My finger never straight till now u go see d bend..after 20 something yrs!!

The good ol' days.

This is after they have bitchslapped you for the offence o.

carefreewannabe, which one did you get?

You need to learn to use these on your kids to ensure they have respect, none of that funky "just talk to them".

cococandy: I like them
Hehehe.
Better than koboko and pepper to the privates

'Cococandy' you don't mean to say you've served that b4?

This punishment you're sharing, there is God oooo.
What of the parents wey go tell us their children served this punishments ?
Them no come ?
Na only their children waka come ??

Ok, continue.
Chai, Chai dia ris god oooo.

That time my father will tie me to the ceiling fan & destroy my body with his leather belt or electric wire..

On a ver bad day he will call two of his huge male guys & they will tie me with a rope as if i be thief, then he will start flogging me till i faint,he will continue flogging me till i wake up again..


Na God go punish them for me

IZANAMI:
just take a meticulous scrutiny on ur phraseology..chaii!!!pls paraphrase ur lexical locution b4 reprimanding!!!abeg#!

i stood to b corrected

Whenever i steal meat from the soup my mother will not beat me or punish me.
She will just grind oyibo pepper & rub it on my General manager a.k.a Device.

I will wake up in the hospital the next day.

hmmmm! like to do dat "frog jump" @ ile kewu

In china these are called training.