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GUY CODE: 2 Types Of Females That’ll Drive You Mad by chinkorieyahoo: 11:23am On Sep 12, 2014
So you think you are really good in bed and pride yourself on being able to make a woman orgasm during intercourse?

If so, then you must be made aware of the 2 types of women who are immune to your porn-star abilities. Both of these women are vastly different from one another but have one big thing in common.

They cannot be held sexually loyal to your ‘bed-matics”, so do not get emotionally involved with either. If not, they will be the downfall not only to your self-esteemed cunt-championship but also do irreparable damage to your sexual street cred. That said, the following shall convey the two women and how each type is detrimental to a male’s sexual pleasing psyche.

The first type of woman to never get seriously involved with is the "Wet Pant" babe.

This type of girl is the most sexually misleading to a males ego of sexual performance. Why you may ask? Because she can climb that mountain anytime, anyplace with anybody. That's right; she can literally watch porn and get off.

She requires no real effort and no real talent to get her off. That means any Fatai can get her sing, all he needs to do is a few push-ups and she’s good. You would be wasting your reputation and destroying your sexual street credit when you get involved with girls who can orgasm like most guys pass gas.

Most of you guys would think that a “Wet Pants" girl would be great. So how is that detrimental to a sexual dynamo guy?

Well, if you are a guy who brings women pleasure because most other guys cum and run, then you are the pleasure king. But, If you are with a woman like this, then there is nothing sexual you can hold over her head and as such that title doesn’t fit your head.

The deal is this; most women like the fact that their man can please them if they are lucky to find one but this kind of girl can get it anywhere. So if she can get off with anything then what is holding her sexual lust just for you? Nothing. She wouldn’t realize the talent you possess, be impressed by how long your stamina is or the fact that you can get her off during intercourse (which most guys can't do anyway due to pre-ejaculation before the job is done). So you would be wasting your time with someone who cannot appreciate your skills that most regular women desire.

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Re: GUY CODE: 2 Types Of Females That’ll Drive You Mad by EbiR(m): 11:27am On Sep 12, 2014
Lol
Re: GUY CODE: 2 Types Of Females That’ll Drive You Mad by Hermanie(m): 8:57am On Sep 13, 2014
What the fvck

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