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Heart-broken, Please Help!!! by timilehing(m): 8:48pm On Sep 12, 2014 |
My girlfriend told me it's over between us, I thought about it and decided that life without her is meaningless, so I decided to kill myself. I drank Lacasera with Suya but nothing happened, I proceeded to another level of poisonous concoction, so I prepared Turkey and Gizzard with strawberry juice and lot of fresh tomatoes, yet nothing. I ate cake, chocolate mixed wit ice cream, still I didn't die. I'm so confused and tired right now because I just finished eating fried rice with Maltina and fresh fruit salad but nothing happened. What should I do to kill myself? I need advice, please!!!... |
Re: Heart-broken, Please Help!!! by kilokeys(m): 8:48pm On Sep 12, 2014 |
mtcheew |
Re: Heart-broken, Please Help!!! by TheyVid(m): 8:53pm On Sep 12, 2014 |
OP this is more of joke and less of Romance |
Re: Heart-broken, Please Help!!! by jideomowunmi(f): 9:27pm On Sep 12, 2014 |
Got me laughing real hard ooo... ...ermmm....'op' just wondering actually, av u tried mixing alomo wit hypo and jik together..?alongside formalin liquid wit a bit of rat poison.... |
Re: Heart-broken, Please Help!!! by Nobody: 9:53pm On Sep 12, 2014 |
Nairaland don turn playland, |
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