FACTS THAT'S REAL


1. Bleaching your skin is not a
problem, the problem is having
white face, yellow hands, chocolate lips and black legs.
Are you zebra?


2. Kissing your man is not a problem, The problem is how you do it.
Stop making sounds like a car crash "pitom pitom
pitommi"! Abeg U de disturb me


3. Screaming during sex is romantic and its not a problem,
The problem is screaming and shouting like crazy "JESUS,Oh my
God,Holy mary"....... Hello.. You are having sex, Not a Church service! And
besides if its out
of wedluck I dnt knw if yu are reminding God to punish you


4. Wearing short skirts or dresses is not a problem in fact
its hella sexy, The problem is wearing your mini looking all
nice and walking around and when you see guys you try to pull it
down, Now you want it to be long?.... Abi.. Keep decieving urself na,,,,anoda problem is wearing a mini skirt/gown on those flat ass of urs exposing ur pair of yam legs wid ishan....may be u want me 2 call d fashion police to arrest u.


5. Loving your man is not a problem. it doesn't involve me
but the problem is changing your surname to his on Facebook.
Bitch his mother doesn't even know you ...Chill!! And I wud hate to
read ur post later saying MEN ARE WICKED OR
CHEATS


6. Calling all men dogs arent the problem, the problem is
tagging urself saint when you know he didnt Bleep himself but you.. So
since you did it with him, kindly say I HAVE BEEN SLEEPING WITH
DOG and please
let us know the breed of dogs you came to the world from coz ur dad
is there and ur mum have been his bed
partner.


7, changing ur status to engaged is not a problem, d problem is saying u're engaged when he hasnt even proposed nor put a ring on ur finger yet.. When did being engaged become an achievement?or dnt u knw u're blocking ur chances of having better men come ur way?
8.saying dat u love me is not a problem, d problem is saying u love me nd telling me dat i'm like a sim card in ur phone, mind u, china phones comes wid 2 or more sim cards so dnt think m dumb to believe u

www.mumumugu.

...hmm

Yea tell them

pouting!!!! that wan pain me pass

Saying the OP created a nice thread is not the problem,the problem is the post is not well organized.

Helep me tell dem...........

op, u try gidi gan o, or post is an eye opener. many people are guilty of one or two of those.

I see..

MisterLongman: Na no. 7 dey vex me pass.... You see engaged today, the following week married, the following week its complicated, The following week single. Then they restart it again ..... Hanhan, are they trying to complete a cycle or what

Women are the definition of confusion..

Hahahahahaha

Funny but true

mumumugu: 2. Kissing your man is not a problem, The problem is how you do it.
Stop making sounds like a car crash "pitom pitom
pitommi"! Abeg U de disturb me

MisterLongman: What's funny

u

This is really thick. About ladies who change their surnames to their man's when they are not yet married, I find it new but absurd. Who does that

I hate Girls that Bleach their skin so much

Lols

iceberylin: I hate Girls that Bleach their skin so much

Yeah me too. You just see a white face with a black girl's aura.. and legs.

ggrin: u

what's u

the annoyin part is,its just too obvious,u get to see black Spots...some Crazy guys also do this sha

TrollMan:

Yeah me too. You just see a white face with a black girl's aura.. and legs.

iceberylin: I hate Girls that Bleach their skin so much

hahahaha...but you love the ones that bleach smallllll?

i was about asking that o@sanchez01...who does that, but i have seen a friend that did the engaged shiii, crowded her FB with engaged to ...., alongside pictures o...now they have broken up. She is now asking me if it's immature to delete the post(s).

E be like say u Bleach smallllll,oya confess

Kachisbarbie:
hahahaha...but you love the ones that bleach smallllll?

iceberylin: E be like say u Bleach smallllll,oya confess

lolll, I don't even like light skin, it's difficult to maintain. ...so,i don't have reason to bleach na.

Pulling her mini skirt down to cover up. How is that possible? Confused girl.

u sure??
i could come to Aba and Confirm it o!!!

Kachisbarbie:
lolll, I don't even like light skin, it's difficult to maintain. ...so,i don't have reason to bleach na.

Make I just spread mat

valmunich: Make I just spread mat

mk I cm join u peel egusi abeg

cuteniva: mk I cm join u peel egusi abeg

No problem, do quick come

iceberylin: u sure??
i could come to Aba and Confirm it o!!!

Hahahaha...you are welcome. I dey wait you na...
Pls buy Shawarma when you are coming #blinksEyelashes#