15 Arguments No Guy Has Ever Won Against His Girlfriend (And Never Will). As much as he protests, as much as he tries to fight back, there are just some arguments that no matter what, a man will never win. Because — repeat after me — the lady is always right. Here are 15 arguments a guy will never win with his girlfriend.
1. The “Be Honest” Fight
“Be honest. Do you think I’ve gained weight?”
“Maybe a little bit.”
“WHAT?!”
“You said be honest….”
That’s the thing about honesty — when someone asks for it, it probably means you should lie.
Except when it comes to questions about her weight,
her Bottom and her parents… then you should
definitely lie.
2. The “Why Were You Checking Her Out?” Fight
Even if you weren’t checking out another girl, even
your eyeballs could not have possibly looked in the
direction your girlfriend is claiming, even if there
wasn’t an actual female in sight. You’re never going to win this argument. And the more you protest, the more she’ll fire back. Take a tip from my senior history teacher: Always give her the view of the restaurant so your eyes aren’t
tempted to wander.
3. The “I Can’t Read Your Mind” Fight
“I didn’t mean it when I said I didn’t want to celebrate our anniversary!”
4. The “I Caught You Looking At P.orn” Fight
Men are always getting caught looking at p.orn, and
this time it’s no different. Tuck your tail under, tell
her the requisite things she needs to hear and have
some make-up s*x that’s better than the movies.
5. The “Leaving Flirty Comments On Facebook” Fight
Oh, so you thought we wouldn’t see that borderline
slutty comment you left on that girl’s Facebook photo in which she so happens to look pretty darn good like a b*tch? Delete it now or else you shall feel the wrath of one thousand suns.
6. The “We’re Watching ‘The Devil Wears Prada’
Tonight” Fight
We promise you’ll really like it in the end! It’s so good, there’s even Meryl Streep and we all just die over her. Thanks baby, you’re the best! Shut. It. Down.
7. The “Make More Of An Effort With My Friends”
Fight
You know what you have to do. Even if it means
dancing to Katy Perry and not touching your girlfriend’s Bottom for two hours.
8. The “I’m Drunk And Irrational And Need Attention” Fight
This fight is not unlike a Russian movie — it’s painful
to get through and difficult to interpret, but there
could be worse things, like needing to hold her hair
back.
9. The “Why Do You Still Have That Unclad Photo?”
Fight
Who the eff is that girl andwhere can I get her
trainerdelete that sh*t right now. Why do you still have it and you better not have opened it since 2005. Congratulations bro, you just unleashed a whole load of cray cray, so make like a scissor and cut it out.
10. The “You Seriously Want To Chill With Your Bros
More Than Me?” Fight Do your friends have bosoms? Did they pick up those chocolate-covered bananas you like? That’s right. Didn’t think so. Go have fun playing video games and picking your noses with the guys.
11. The “You’re Coming To The Tiwa Savage Concert With Me” Fight
She’s an icon and you know it. We won’t even mind if
you hold your balls the entire night to secure your
manliness. Great, buying the tickets now. We love you like XO.
12. The “I Found Something On Your Phone That I
Didn’t Like” Fight
So, we went snooping through your phone — clearly
we needed to do some investigating. It still doesn’t compare to the perceived offensive text messages you’ve been engaging in. Regardless of how pissed you are that she broke your privacy, perhaps you shouldn’t give her any reason to do so.
13. The “Why Are You Wishing Your Ex A Happy
Birthday?” Fight
We don’t care if she threw a “Billy Madison”- style
birthday party and then offered you a gigantic slice of cake. We all know what saying “Happy Birthday” to an ex means: I’m still not over you and I want you to think of me on your special day. Her candle was
blown out ages ago.
14. The “I Don’t Want To Leave This Party Early” Fight
Unless you plan on getting cozy with your hand
tonight, you will stay with us until we are ready to
leave. This isn’t us making a scene, it’s us relishing in
the scene.
15. The “Tell Me You Love Me” Fight
This one usually doesn’t come out until you’ve fought about something completely unrelated for 20
minutes. Who said girls were complicated?

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ehn! seeing this on nairaland for the umpteenth time