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My Friends Dog Was Humping On Me by onila(f): 4:20pm On Sep 16, 2014
Is this normal

I know I attract human beings esp the male gender

but is it normal for dogs to hump on humans

when I went to see my friend
I was sitting down in her parlor and her dog came up to me and started humping on my leg undecided

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Re: My Friends Dog Was Humping On Me by Nobody: 4:22pm On Sep 16, 2014
Its perfectly normal
Re: My Friends Dog Was Humping On Me by Nobody: 4:23pm On Sep 16, 2014
What is romantic about your thread...
Tell us the dog kissed you or found you attractive grin

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Re: My Friends Dog Was Humping On Me by Nobody: 4:26pm On Sep 16, 2014
I visited my cousins in d far east sometime ago.
And to my surprise one of them was jerking his bìtch's(female dog) pup off. Is Dis normal?
Re: My Friends Dog Was Humping On Me by Nobody: 4:41pm On Sep 16, 2014
onila: Is this normal
I know I attract human beings esp the male gender
but is it normal for dogs to hump on humans
when I went to see my friend
I was sitting down in her parlor and her dog came up to me and started humping on my leg undecided
Any doctor in the house? This woman needs help. She thinks a dog is attracted to her.

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Re: My Friends Dog Was Humping On Me by Nobody: 4:45pm On Sep 16, 2014
Khalessi:
Any doctor in the house? This woman needs help. She thinks a dog is attracted to her.
narcissism is perfectly normal
Re: My Friends Dog Was Humping On Me by onila(f): 4:49pm On Sep 16, 2014
Khalessi:
You don start oh! when I respond now you will cry foul.
I am ready bring it on

only weak ass pple get sensitive over the net

fcck u again

ofe-manu chick make me cry lol grin

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Re: My Friends Dog Was Humping On Me by Nobody: 4:53pm On Sep 16, 2014
Ah come on. What's dis
Re: My Friends Dog Was Humping On Me by Nobody: 4:56pm On Sep 16, 2014
onila: I am ready bring it on

only weak ass pple get sensitive over the net

fcck u again

ofe-manu chick make me cry lol grin
Am actually igbo so save this drama for your daddy. I know he touched you in your no no area. wink

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Re: My Friends Dog Was Humping On Me by onila(f): 4:58pm On Sep 16, 2014
Khalessi:
Am actually igbo so save this drama for your daddy. I know he touched you in your no no area. wink

my father and yr whole generation and yr next generation cant achieve what he achieved

me and you not in the same category

yr father is probably a descendant of a spare part cannibalist

igbo girls dont have mouth so save it, I only diss oil eating b1tchez

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Re: My Friends Dog Was Humping On Me by Nobody: 5:01pm On Sep 16, 2014
onila:

my father and yr whole generation and yr next generation cant achieve what he achieved

me and you not in the same category

yr father is probably a descendant of a spare part cannibalist

igbo girls dont have mouth so save it, I only diss oil eating b1tchez
Of course I know what your dad achieved. Impregnating that orange girl with a dripping vaginá and she gave birth to you a bi-polar sicko. Yipeee what an achievement.

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Re: My Friends Dog Was Humping On Me by lawrenceunaa: 5:04pm On Sep 16, 2014
3cycle: What is romantic about your thread...
Tell us the dog kissed you or found you attractive grin
are u a transgender lipsrsealed
Re: My Friends Dog Was Humping On Me by onila(f): 5:05pm On Sep 16, 2014
Khalessi:
Of course I know what your dad achieved. Impregnating that orange girl with a dripping vaginá and they gave birth to you a bi-polar sicko. Yipeee what an achievement.

I dont mess with uncivilized egbo as.sholes

dumb fcck

descendants of diabolic drug pushers

if yr depression is coming from the fact yr father has been locked in china prison for dealing in cocaine, peace be with u and yr family

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Re: My Friends Dog Was Humping On Me by Ekiseme(m): 5:08pm On Sep 16, 2014
You attract dog's attention? May be you carry poo for body undecided
Re: My Friends Dog Was Humping On Me by onila(f): 5:09pm On Sep 16, 2014
Ekiseme: You attract dog's attention? May be you carry poo for body undecided
grin
Re: My Friends Dog Was Humping On Me by Ekiseme(m): 5:12pm On Sep 16, 2014
onila:

I dont mess with uncivilized egbo as.sholes

dumb fcck

descendants of diabolic drug pushers

if yr depression is coming from the fact yr father has been locked in china prison for dealing in cocaine, peace be with u and yr family
madam, if you are civilized like you claim to be now, you'll not have the time to be typing all these nonsense.

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Re: My Friends Dog Was Humping On Me by Nobody: 5:12pm On Sep 16, 2014
onila:

I dont mess with uncivilized egbo as.sholes

dumb fcck

descendants of diabolic drug pushers

if yr depression is coming from the fact yr father has been locked in china prison for dealing in cocaine, peace be with u and yr family
Bi tch you're the worst liar in the history of mankind you THOT. I can see through all this your sick lies and I can swear on dad's grave that you sell pussý for a living.
Btw No Nigerian that has schooled in the UK or USA all their life as you claim you have will call a living room "palor" village girl.

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Re: My Friends Dog Was Humping On Me by onila(f): 5:15pm On Sep 16, 2014
Khalessi:
Bi tch you're the worst liar in the history of mankind you THOT. I can see through all this your sick lies and I can swear on dad's grave that you sell pussý for a living.

I am sick, biopolar, a prostitute

yet I always see you on my threads

since yr the smart, healthy why do you associate yrself with sicko's


go and drink yr relative's dead body water. M0r0n

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Re: My Friends Dog Was Humping On Me by kliq(m): 5:16pm On Sep 16, 2014
lipsrsealed
Re: My Friends Dog Was Humping On Me by cirmuell(m): 5:17pm On Sep 16, 2014
Wow, my post was completely harmless, Kilode?
Re: My Friends Dog Was Humping On Me by Nobody: 5:19pm On Sep 16, 2014
onila:

I am sick, biopolar, a prostitute

yet I always see you on my threads

since yr the smart, healthy why do you associate yrself with sicko's


go and drink yr relative's dead body water. M0r0n
You see me on your threads? Ha! manger de la merde you swine.

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Re: My Friends Dog Was Humping On Me by Nobody: 5:20pm On Sep 16, 2014
Khalessi:
You see me on your threads? Ha! manger de la merde you swine.
back d fūck off. Leave onila alone. U obviously no get work
Re: My Friends Dog Was Humping On Me by onila(f): 5:28pm On Sep 16, 2014
Khalessi:
You see me on your threads? Ha! manger de la merde you swine.
from time to time

I hate when pple just come and say mean things to me just bcus am playful

i never insulted anyone when I opened this thread
I see no reason why pple shld tease me

if u think am psycho or dumb leave my thread

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Re: My Friends Dog Was Humping On Me by Nobody: 5:34pm On Sep 16, 2014
onila: from time to time

I hate when pple just come and say mean things to me just bcus am playful

i never insulted anyone when I opened this thread
I see no reason why pple shld tease me

if u think am psycho or dumb leave my thread
I don't give a tuppeny fuçk about your disposition, you can kiss my asss. that's my message to you stupíd troll.

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