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Re: My Friends Dog Was Humping On Me by onila(f): 5:38pm On Sep 16, 2014
Khalessi:
I don't give a tuppeny fuçk about your disposition, you can kiss my asss. that's my message to you stupíd troll.

exactly leave my stupid self and stupid thread alone
Re: My Friends Dog Was Humping On Me by Nobody: 5:43pm On Sep 16, 2014
onila:

exactly leave my stupid self and stupid thread alone
Upload a picture of your nairaland user fee receipt. Until then shut the fuçk up stupiid.

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Re: My Friends Dog Was Humping On Me by onila(f): 5:46pm On Sep 16, 2014
Khalessi:
Upload a picture of your nairaland user fee receipt. Until then shut the fuçk up stupiid.
hehe yr so obsessed with me

bastard

its yr diabolic drug pusher father that is stupid

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Re: My Friends Dog Was Humping On Me by Nobody: 5:49pm On Sep 16, 2014
onila: hehe yr so obsessed with me

bastard

its yr diabolic drug pusher father that is stupid
obsessed with you? Don't flatter yourself turd. grin

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Re: My Friends Dog Was Humping On Me by onila(f): 5:51pm On Sep 16, 2014
Khalessi: obsessed with you? Don't flatter yourself turd. grin

muscular, hypocrite dumb ass idi0t

go and pluck the hairs from yr chest

f00l

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Re: My Friends Dog Was Humping On Me by Nobody: 5:54pm On Sep 16, 2014
onila:

muscular, hypocrite dumb ass idi0t

go and pluck the hairs from yr chest

f00l
And this is coming from the poster child of abortions? shocked

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Re: My Friends Dog Was Humping On Me by onila(f): 5:56pm On Sep 16, 2014
Khalessi:
And this is coming from the poster child of abortions? shocked
u have no sense of humour

better than being born in a baby factory in some remote village in Okigwe

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Re: My Friends Dog Was Humping On Me by Nobody: 5:57pm On Sep 16, 2014
onila: u have no sense of humour

better than being born in a baby factory in some remote village in Okigwe
I'm sorry I didn't get that, I don't speak idiøt.

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Re: My Friends Dog Was Humping On Me by onila(f): 5:59pm On Sep 16, 2014
Khalessi:
I'm sorry I didn't get that, I don't speak idiøt.
u should check urself girl,u were probably bought from a baby factory

I blame yr useless family

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Re: My Friends Dog Was Humping On Me by Nobody: 6:02pm On Sep 16, 2014
onila: u should check urself girl,u were probably bought from a baby factory

I blame yr useless family
Am sorry. Was that meant to offend me? FAIL! grin

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Re: My Friends Dog Was Humping On Me by polz(m): 6:02pm On Sep 16, 2014
Khalessi:
Bi tch you're the worst liar in the history of mankind you THOT. I can see through all this your sick lies and I can swear on dad's grave that you sell pussý for a living.
Btw No Nigerian that has schooled in the UK or USA all their life as you claim you have will call a living room "palor" village girl.
OMG!!! grin





Show mercy... Pls undecided

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Re: My Friends Dog Was Humping On Me by onila(f): 6:02pm On Sep 16, 2014
Khalessi:
Am sorry. Was that meant to offend me? FAIL! grin
pretentious, money hungry slut jut like yr mother

omo ibo

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Re: My Friends Dog Was Humping On Me by Cikoloko(m): 6:04pm On Sep 16, 2014
onila: Is this normal

I know I attract human beings esp the male gender cheesy wink

but is it normal for dogs to hump on humans

when I went to see my friend
I was sitting down in her parlor and her dog came up to me and started humping on my leg undecided
hmmm that dog sharp oooh he knwz u are teamvirgin he wanted to help ya wink
Re: My Friends Dog Was Humping On Me by Nobody: 6:05pm On Sep 16, 2014
lawrenceunaa: are u a transgender lipsrsealed
You Are beautiful wow...
I'm not a lesbian sha grin
Re: My Friends Dog Was Humping On Me by polz(m): 6:07pm On Sep 16, 2014
Silkmoth33: back d fūck off. Leave onila alone. U obviously no get work
True talk





#NaYouCumGetWrk undecided

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Re: My Friends Dog Was Humping On Me by Nobody: 6:08pm On Sep 16, 2014
onila: pretentious, money hungry slut jut like yr mother

omo ibo
I saw your mom on crime watch tho....she was caught jacking off a store attendant for a sachet of dry gin. embarassed

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Re: My Friends Dog Was Humping On Me by polz(m): 6:13pm On Sep 16, 2014
Khalessi:
Am sorry. Was that meant to offend me? FAIL! grin
Oooooooooooooh God cheesy




I 2 luv Diz fellow.

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Re: My Friends Dog Was Humping On Me by onila(f): 6:16pm On Sep 16, 2014
Khalessi:
I saw your mom on crime watch tho....she was caught jacking off a store attendant for a sachet of dry gin. embarassed
bush primitive baby

I dont role with pple who havent experience civilization

leave civilized mean of-emanu for the insults

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Re: My Friends Dog Was Humping On Me by Nobody: 6:21pm On Sep 16, 2014
onila: bush primitive baby

I dont role with pple who havent experience civilization

leave civilized mean of-emanu for the insults
Va te faire foutre salope! Va te faire enculer. Excuse my french.

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Re: My Friends Dog Was Humping On Me by onila(f): 6:23pm On Sep 16, 2014
Khalessi:
Va te faire foutre salope! Excuse my french.
I am not on yr level

ibo prostitute

dont force yr ashwoism lifestyle on me

primitive hoorat, ghetto skunk bush baby

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Re: My Friends Dog Was Humping On Me by uzoexcel(m): 6:28pm On Sep 16, 2014
maybe u were on heat nd it sensed it undecided undecided undecided undecided
onila: Is this normal

I know I attract human beings esp the male gender

but is it normal for dogs to hump on humans

when I went to see my friend
I was sitting down in her parlor and her dog came up to me and started humping on my leg undecided

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Re: My Friends Dog Was Humping On Me by uzoexcel(m): 6:29pm On Sep 16, 2014
TeamKhaleessi, u just got a fan grin grin grin grin grin
Khalessi:
Of course I know what your dad achieved. Impregnating that orange girl with a dripping vaginá and she gave birth to you a bi-polar sicko. Yipeee what an achievement.

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Re: My Friends Dog Was Humping On Me by Nobody: 6:29pm On Sep 16, 2014
onila: I am not on yr level

ibo prostitute

dont force yr ashwoism lifestyle on me

primitive hoorat, ghetto skunk bush baby
It's actually spelt Igbo.
Twinkle twinkle little slút name one guy you haven't fučked. Was he skinny? Was he tall? never mind you do them all. Twinkle twinkle little bitćh close your legs it smells like fish.

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Re: My Friends Dog Was Humping On Me by onila(f): 6:30pm On Sep 16, 2014
Khalessi:
Va te faire foutre salope! Va te faire enculer. Excuse my french.
I know most of yr sisters anf family female are doing prostitution in lagos

looking for civilization

abeg biko I aint one of them
Re: My Friends Dog Was Humping On Me by onila(f): 6:30pm On Sep 16, 2014
Khalessi:
It's actually spelt Igbo.
Twinkle twinkle little slút name one guy you haven't fučked. Was he skinny? Was he tall? never mind you do them all. Twinkle twinkle little bitćh close your legs it smells like fish.

am a virgin

calling me slut does not just flow boo

try again wink

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Re: My Friends Dog Was Humping On Me by uzoexcel(m): 6:32pm On Sep 16, 2014
desdichando
xsenga
trenditee
onyenna
logicboy
iceberlyn


we have a 'b1tch fight' going on..i saved y'all front seats..under ur seats u got popcorn and a can of coke grin grin grin grin

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Re: My Friends Dog Was Humping On Me by Nobody: 6:32pm On Sep 16, 2014
onila:

am a virgin

calling me slut does not just flow boo

try again wink
The only part of your body that's a virgin is your brain "boo".

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Re: My Friends Dog Was Humping On Me by onila(f): 6:34pm On Sep 16, 2014
Khalessi:
The only part of your body that's a virgin is your brain "boo".
my brain is perfectly normal

try again boo

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Re: My Friends Dog Was Humping On Me by Nobody: 6:34pm On Sep 16, 2014
onila: I know most of yr sisters anf family female are doing prostitution in lagos

looking for civilization

abeg biko I aint one of them
Am not calling you a slut but your vaginå has been used more times than Google.

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Re: My Friends Dog Was Humping On Me by Nobody: 6:36pm On Sep 16, 2014
onila: my brain is perfectly normal

try again boo
Ding dong! I didn't say you wasn't normal "boo" you just killed yourself. grin
Re: My Friends Dog Was Humping On Me by Ekiseme(m): 6:38pm On Sep 16, 2014
I think you gals are fighting over something........this is crazy undecided
Re: My Friends Dog Was Humping On Me by onila(f): 6:39pm On Sep 16, 2014
Khalessi:
Ding dong! I didn't say you wasn't normal "boo" you just killed yourself. grin
kill myself over an uncivilized kola nut igbo bastar--d grin

come again

when u civilize yr whole family
save the prostitutes
deliver yr family members from diabolic jujuism in the village
beg foreign governments to release all akpu head male members

them I might consider killing myself

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