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Lines by jaykaylegend(op):
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Re: Lines by chemystery: 2:49am On Sep 17, 2014
You are the apple of my eye; the coconut of my head.

Works like magic
Re: Lines by khiaa(f):
chemystery: You are the apple of my eye; the coconut of my head.




Works like magic
LMAO@ the coconut of my head.......grin grin grin


You are the sunshine of my life.(Stevie Wonder).....beautiful words. cheesy


@op You don't need any pick up lines to meet a girl, just be yourself, introduce yourself to her, compliment her looks (we love compliments) smiley, hair, tell her how nice she smells, how pretty her smile is. Find out her intrest/hobbies, ask her out for lunch/dinner/drinks if she except or wants to think on it ask for her number. I hope that helps. smiley smiley smiley
Re: Lines by chemystery: 3:29am On Sep 17, 2014
khiaa: LMAO@ the coconut of my head.......grin grin grin


You are the sunshine of my life.(Stevie Wonder).....beautiful words. cheesy


@op You don't need any pick up lines to meet a girl, just be yourself, intoduce yourself to her, compliment her looks (we love compliments) smiley, hair, tell her how nice she smells, how pretty her smile is. Find out her intrest/hobbies, ask her out for lunch/dinner/drinks if she except or wants to think on it ask for her number. I hope that helps. smiley smiley smiley
hahahahaha. Na the koko be that. By the way thanks for the tips. I just hope it has a zero fatality rate.
Re: Lines by imsuboi(m): 3:38am On Sep 17, 2014
just write down John Legend's "All of me" Lyrics on a sheet of paper, fold it neatly and put it in your brea5t pocket (not anywhere else o!)

Then when you see the girl, take a deeeeeeeep breath, count to 3 and walk up to her


Smile





Then pull out your piece of paper and pour out the lines to her while dancing shoki and galala at the same time.

By the time you're half way through, she'll either fall irreversibly in love with you, or give you the beating of your life.

Either way, you tried tongue



truss me wink wink
Re: Lines by khiaa(f): 3:44am On Sep 17, 2014
chemystery: hahahahaha. Na the koko be that. By the way thanks for the tips. I just hope it has a zero fatality rate.
You are welcome, and goodluck.smiley
ps.......don't be aggressive when approaching the girl, some guys are so aggressive to the point that it scares the girl or makes her feel uncomfortable.
Re: Lines by khiaa(f): 4:58am On Sep 17, 2014
imsuboi: just write down John Legend's "All of me" Lyrics on a sheet of paper, fold it neatly and put it in your brea5t pocket (not anywhere else o!)

Then when you see the girl, take a deeeeeeeep breath, count to 3 and walk up to her


Smile





Then pull out your piece of paper and pour out the lines to her while dancing shoki and galala at the same time.

By the time you're half way through, she'll either fall irreversibly in love with you, or give you the beating of your life.

Either way, you tried tongue



truss me wink wink
Re: Lines by naijaboiy: 7:22am On Sep 17, 2014
imsuboi: just write down John Legend's "All of me" Lyrics on a sheet of paper, fold it neatly and put it in your brea5t pocket (not anywhere else o!)

Then when you see the girl, take a deeeeeeeep breath, count to 3 and walk up to her


Smile





Then pull out your piece of paper and pour out the lines to her while dancing shoki and galala at the same time.

By the time you're half way through, she'll either fall irreversibly in love with you, or give you the beating of your life.

Either way, you tried tongue



truss me wink wink
gringrin
Re: Lines by Enegod(m): 7:55am On Sep 17, 2014
Once told a woman that she was so
beautiful that id drag my balls across 10
miles of broken glass just to listen to her
fart over a walkie talkie.. She laughed so
hard and fart...wtf!!! angry
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