unyours: I don't have problem with a lady friendzoning me o. But my only problem is that they become jealous and scare other prospective girlfriends away whilst friendzoning you.

BananaBender:

I don't even know what u mean by gbef

ERCROSS: Some ladies r jst very good in putting guyz in d friendzone...
Like Seriously...
And the bad news is that they r also here on this site reading this tricks u guyz wanna play on them...
Jeez..
Its neva gonna work anyway..

Shady98: My personal view and constructive criticism to the op's post. (feel free to correct me if you have a different view).
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1). I've never been friendzoned,and i don't think I'll ever be.But the main cause of friend zoning is the fact that the individual does not announce his or her intentions earlier hence,he/she will he friend zoned.I've seen most guys say,the way they woo a girl is to be friends with her.Though that's true to some extent,but make ur intentions know first before you become friends so that you won't avoid being a shoulder to lean on.


2).i don't advice y'all to start making subtle touches to a person who has already friendzoned you because,things might go wrong i.e you may come off as creepy and things would blow up on ur face.so don't touch..you may ruin ur chances.instead;

3).Make them see you inna new light.i.e see you as the datable material. if you want to go about this you cut contact with her,let her see you in the midst of Ladies,act like a lady/ladies are trying to get you.you can only do this by getting new cloths,acting hot/cold making you sudddenly mysterious.
Also you can try to meet a close friend of her and arrange for her to her act all crazy about u in the presence of ur friendzoner,telling her how suddenly desirable and sought aftrr by the ladies you have become. trust me women love chasing after things they can't have.


4.After doing all these and ur friendzoner has begun to show interests, you don't just rush in and try to date her or capture her.if you do so,you'll probably lose the interest she managed to get for you.send her mixed signals,be hot and cold,be mysterious, be unreachable... but don't over do it if not she'll back off.



5.Finally, she's warming up to you,she's chasing you..you then reduce ur hot/cold behavior (note reduce it,don't totally eliminate it.give her signs you want her and then strike at her i.e aak her our,chop her..just do what you want with her.


N.B I'm only a young teen as my profile would tell ya,all these i learnt through constantly readin females,studying their behavior and lastly reading the art of seduction by Robert Greene.
*pops collar and skates out*

Neldrizzy: You guys shud jus stop emphasising on this friend-zone drama.. To me, it doesn't exist.... So i shouldn't be a friend to a girl am not dating?? Dats total madness believe me..

ggrin: Shai!

Our boyz don dy jara won o

Time to step ma game(s) up

Ma friendzone list
KelvinGraphics the wahala guy
Andyblaze love
Frankben my sweetie
Gooci
Nickz the stubborn guy
Vizkiz,always on FP

obainojazz: .is dis one America or Nigeria

if its Nigeria ...there re four steps

(1) Tell her u have money

(2) Tell her u are tired of being friends dat u have money

(3) Tell her u want to spend money on her

(4) Tell her u still have more money after each date



dayuum....u re gud to go

Gooci:

gurl, culd yu remove me from dat list.... i am no1 on yur for list.
yours Faithfully.

ggrin:

Gooci:
former post modified.... do that ASAPPPP

ggrin: beg me

zeelo2014: I blame guys more, if a girl friend zones u, u do the same to her immediately no time for rubbish. Some guys make the mistake of forming that good nice guy while toasting a girl, big error, u become either her maga or her brother. when u start with a chick, give her that subtle hint that the romance is coming soon so let her get herself ready ooo or else..
N.B Make money first, she'll cut u from the friendzone and paste u on the sexzone list asap.

Suarezpatrick: have tried up to nine on that list and she still see me as her num1 on her friendzone list...and the most painful thing is that she scares her friends(potential GFs) away from me

yungchop: Friendzone? Its inescapable

DVMtuppence: I dey come …lemme finish my alomo and kolanut b4 I comment

iheanyi40: no girl can friendzone me; rather m d one doing d friendzoning

Sike: *yimu*

philantoxx: dreams come tru ooo..shoutout to all those who made this happen.its a military zone steer clear.

Jeffy1206: no no for your mind...

yankydollars: lol

polz:
Nd if I chuz nt 2 read it??











Arrest me na!!
#NaMyGstWeyIGoReadBeDat#Mtcheew

freezyprinzy: c dis 1 oloshi!!..go get a job man nd stop being a sadist*spits*

BarbieBlues: Aren't you guys taking this much too far? My best friend now is a guy who chyked me but I couldn't date him because I was already dating someone. He gives me advices and tells me what to do when am stuck on any man-related case. Had a very sheltered childhood and went through an all girls secondary school so dint have much contact with the male species till my university. Without him, would have made a lot of mistakes because I was very naive.

As it is, I can never think of dating him,cos he means so much to me and I don't want to loose his friendship. If we date,den maybe breakup due to one thing or the other, den what happens? I'd have lost a valuable friend.
Ain't gonna risk that for the whole world

BarbieBlues: Aren't you guys taking this much too far? My best friend now is a guy who chyked me but I couldn't date him because I was already dating someone. He gives me advices and tells me what to do when am stuck on any man-related case. Had a very sheltered childhood and went through an all girls secondary school so dint have much contact with the male species till my university. Without him, would have made a lot of mistakes because I was very naive.

As it is, I can never think of dating him,cos he means so much to me and I don't want to loose his friendship. If we date,den maybe breakup due to one thing or the other, den what happens? I'd have lost a valuable friend.
Ain't gonna risk that for the whole world

cassyrooy: I just blew her up with evidence of her activities on me. Damn! Babe admitted it and i'm free to walk away without regreting it. Try keepin evidence, cos friendzone is not a good place, though some place to learn. I've done my 10-11months industrial training so let me look for employment.