help here! Am totally lost. . . Anybody willin to teach igbo 4  people like me who doesnt have a clue but is willin 2 learn? "

nnenneigbo:

@ kellorah
what now, didn't u say that u wanted garri and u didn't even help to prepare the soup. now m choro nri ji, i sim jiri wayo, ha Romeo gwakwa Kellorah nwannem ka o hapu m aka ooo. and too o kellorah ga asa efere ma anyi richa

o gini na ese okwu? o gini? o nini eeee?

ngwa nne buru nri gi gaa the other side, kellooo buru nke gi ga the other side. romeo ubochi ozo i na esi ihe , etinyekwala ogiri na ya. o di m ka o giri a itinyere na ebute okwu na uka na ulo a

unu richaa , unu abiaa ka anyi kee anu nchi aa

romeo, kpomo fit bring out the taste for that ogiri?

monshege:

hahaha romeo isi ofe ogiri + isi akpu= neighbors calling the cops

hahahahahha nna eji m air freshner na kitchen

nnenneigbo:

@ kellorah
what now, didn't u say that u wanted garri and u didn't even help to prepare the soup. now m choro nri ji, i sim jiri wayo, ha Romeo gwakwa Kellorah nwannem ka o hapu m aka ooo. and too o kellorah ga asa efere ma anyi richa

kello o gi ga asa efere? nnenne o gi ga asa ite? ma ka na monshege asu go akpu and munwa sie ofe

chiegemba:

help here! Am totally lost. . . Anybody willin to teach igbo 4 people like me who doesnt have a clue but is willin 2 learn? "

awww!, honey what do you wanna know? where are you lost, maybe we will come reclaim you from there. we are igbos, we are good people

i didn't knw u needed aka  

monshege:

o gini na ese okwu? o gini? o nini eeee?

ngwa nne buru nri gi gaa the other side, kellooo buru nke gi ga the other side. romeo ubochi ozo i na esi ihe , etinyekwala ogiri na ya. o di m ka o giri a itinyere na ebute okwu na uka na ulo a

unu richaa , unu abiaa ka anyi kee anu nchi aa

romeo, kpomo fit bring out the taste for that ogiri?

heeeeee, unu emela, achibgola m onwem na ochi. chineke m

just gwakwa Kellorah na o ya ga asa efere, afterall o mu suru ose ne ikwe

romeo:

kello o gi ga asa efere? nnenne o gi ga asa ite? ma ka na monshege asu go akpu and munwa sie ofe

gbam! i ji okwu, onye muru gi muru nwa

kellorah:

i didn't knw u needed aka

hahaha i like that engligbo

thanks all!
wanted to recognize myself as igbo but d sad part is i cant read nor write but i can speak . But am totally lost in this topic since u all write in igbo .

I would go & learn. probably i would come back in d next 2yrs!

kello biko ebe zi na ohh nne oma , only na asiri gi sa efere i na ebe akwa, a gwa zi a gi sie ofe i me zia gini? biko e need m aka ohh

chiege were are you from darlin?

i don't like dooing the washing, o ka mu nma na nsuru akpu ahu, kama m ga asa efere ma obu ite. o mu toro kellorah so o ya ga asa ya.

@ chiege,
nwa ada, since you can speak, write as it sounds to you. sometimes it may not be the correct spelling but thats the fun of it in this forum

nnenneigbo:

heeeeee, unu emela, achibgola m onwem na ochi. chineke m

thats the good thing about this forum, sometimes it dawns on you that it is a stress buster with all the laughter jam packed in between

@romeo; 4rm Imo State.

nnenneigbo:

i don't like dooing the washing, o ka mu nma na nsuru akpu ahu, kama m ga asa efere ma obu ite. o mu toro kellorah so o ya ga asa ya.

hahaha achigbuo m onwe me ebe a, kello kedu gi? bia kwuo otu o siri mee. ohaneze ga eke ikpe a

chiegemba:

thanks all!
wanted to recognize myself as igbo but d sad part is i can't read nor write but i can speak . But am totally lost in this topic since u all write in igbo .

I would go & learn. probably i would come back in d next 2yrs!

Chai my lovely lovely nwannem. i will translate ok. don;'t go ok. all we are doing is talking about who will eat what and who will wash the plate after.

k k k k k m ga-asa efere
ma una ga eme somthing for m.
ti bone una na bin. a choghi m hu even otu mkpuru mgbe m na-asa

nnenneigbo:

i don't like dooing the washing, o ka mu nma na nsuru akpu ahu, kama m ga asa efere ma obu ite. o mu toro kellorah so o ya ga asa ya.

hahahahahhahahahaha this one is the killer one

@ chiege

write it the way it sounds to you and we are not even perfect on it too

@monshege; i would try  
@ nnenneigbo; thanks! was about leavin though. But thanks again 4 explanin

a chorom kam la unu nine - i wan fok all of unu.

@ Romeo - but u ugly o.

kello o kanda a.k.a. kpomo ka m ji sie ofe a ohhh, so onwero ebe i ga afu okpukpu na efere ohh

unu emele well well. ama muta asusu okomu egan! . . . .

probably u guys r dyin of laughter! but i think i was tryin to say "thanks 2 u all i would try & learn igbo here"

chiegemba:

unu emele well well. ama muta asusu okomu egan! . . . .

you are doing tight girl

@ chiege, u can write in english ok, and sometimes we all speak at the same time as u know. but one of us will definitely translate if u keeep asking. we can't ignore lol( boss it ok) if i don't understand i ask a million times till one of them explains lol. do it ok? untill u start to understand.

@kellorah

we understand how annoying that okpukpu left in the plate can be so anyi ga etufu ya before leaving the plates for u to wash ok. ezigbo nne. i sacha mkporo gi ga zuta suya ok?

zutakwa kwilikwili ya na chi chi sweet

chiegemba:

unu emele well well. ama muta asusu okomu egan! . . . .

i understood it well well, but laughed when u said we were probably dyeing of laughter lol. my written igbo is probably as bad. they struggle to read and fathom what i'm saying, but eventually undersTand by hook or by crook

mba achorom nkwobi biko ohh ma na emesia unu azulu kwili kwili nke unu ohh na udo di

.
Thanks!

it's not fair!
is it cos i'm d youngest  
as long as i get to keep d change  

oga romeo, d soup di uto well-u well. i meela  

monshege:

zutakwa kwilikwili ya na chi chi sweet

ke kwa nke bu chi chi sweet. na wah for u

chai Nkwobi oooooo biko nu achoro m some

romeo:

mba achorom nkwobi biko ohh ma na emesia unu azulu kwili kwili nke unu ohh na udo di

irichaa ofe ogiri na akpu, i bia tukwasi ya nkwobi? nri ndi a nile ana ana ebe e? irichaa udi nri a, i ga na ekwu okwu abacha. in fact iwe ewego m romeo, o di m ka o bu okpa ka aga azutara gi

hahahahahhahahahahaha na wa oo for monshege

kello infact jide all the change na i bu nwa azuru azu

ah!! i meela