agaba enjoy this one.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk-BCRoXb1o&feature=related

Osisi thank you

Mana akpgidere egwu ahu ya na na naija this december. Ona-asu na my car like this . . . . ndi be anyi ma egwu biko

Ihe nsori, ihe nsonye sori be nsonye . . .ife nduri

I heard them both last summer.
My husband got a kick at the Ife nduli part

That music is sweet and funny

agaba123:

Ihe nsori, ihe nsonye sori be nsonye . . .ife nduri

**osisi:

My husband got a kick at the Ife nduli part

Ihe ndia unu abua ne'de na threadia adighi nma.

Ihe nduri, ihe nsonye, ihe nsori. For umuaka nna abia threadia wit the hope of learning Igbo, how would we clarify ihe nduri, ihe nsonye, ihe nsori?

Ihe ndia unu na ede na threadia adighi kwanu nma.

Romeo biko yere'm aka na okwua, ndia ga emebi kwa threadia.

Ikomi:

Ihe ndia unu abua ne'de na threadia adighi nma.

Ihe nduri, ihe nsonye, ihe nsori. For umuaka nna abia threadia wit the hope of learning Igbo, how would we clarify ihe nduri, ihe nsonye, ihe nsori?

Ihe ndia unu na ede na threadia adighi kwanu nma.

Romeo biko yere'm aka na okwua, ndia ga emebi kwa threadia.

Edere m naani otu ugboro, ginwa dee ugboro abuo. kedu onye okazi njo?
Kpachapu anya gioo

pres-elect:

agaba, ahuru m ihe nile unu dere maka m, abighachila m, o bum bu darfur nwa sudan. ndi omekome gara gbachiem na threadia maka ekwuru m eziokwu n'eleghi anya. aturu takwaa nti ha. mana abiaghachila m, toshman si na ya ememinagom, mana darfur ka di ndu

ihe owu Darfur na eziokwu ka o bu Pres with another of his pranks?
i wuru Darfur,nekwa ya were mana o buru Pres/fromUk
ndi igbo iwe dim na obi,unu gekwa nti oooo
[i]o nwere otu nwa-agbogho debere onwe ya nso.o mecha o meetie otu nwa okorobia ha abuo bido mewe enyi.with time,nke nwoke choro iba na Jerusalem nke nwanyi mana di nwa gwara ya na odi nso and o choro i debe onwe ya till ubochi agbam akwukwo.they both agreed on that.
on the wedding night now,nke nwoke etinye ihe ya,n'ezie okwu,the nwa debere onwe ya nso mana o nwere ihe aru merenu.nke nwoke choro inyu( to cum) bia kpo aha nwanyi ozo,infact aha ezigbo enyi nwanyi ya
ole ihe unu si nke nwanyi a me?
iwe di ya n'obi,o choro ila be nna ya,nke nwoke nokwa na akuku na asi na owu mistake but which kain mistake be this
aha nke nwoke bu Ikomi,for the records
iwe na ewekwam,onye a tryi kwana m
ole ihe unu were ikwu?
@agaba onye egwu
@Romy,nwa-nnunnu alotana.o naghizikwa aga ahia ozo.o dikwa risky

Now thats funny.

On a serious note:

Isi naha wokem ahh wu Ikomi?

Iha wu Identity theft. Nga achoputa wokem ahhh, nga anaputaya aham first of all, then anyi ga eche ihe anyi ga eme ya.

I would need to consult with others, but I strongly believe na anyi ga aja ya amu.

No two ways about it. For stealing aha Ikomi, and wrecking havoc with supposed nwuye Ikomi.

Offence nabu.

whats funny abt that?
what do the girl do now?
stay or go?reasons too.
o burum the man must gwam ihe mere o jiri kpo enyim nwanyi aha.o putara na nke enyim nwanyi tokariri nkem ka o putara na gini mere?
o dighi funny
hmmmn
ole ihe ga eme nwanyi a mucha nwa guo ya "toto"
o nwere film m na a watch ugbua,old one though.aha di "art director " wu "Toto" aha di film bu missing in action.lol
some peeps are going to confirm.
Ikomi this aint funny

From Ikomi

I knew Biafra would come to reality one day. Now our Messiah is here, President Obama.

From: MrCrackles

It is alright to be a fool only when someone is a toddler or a kid but an adult displaying so much foolishness, is absolutely disturbing!
Wetin concern Obama and bloody fucking Biafra naw?
Una never suffer reach, lofty dreamers!!
Messiah ko, Bereko-oyan ni!!

Crackles or wat do u call urself, did u read my whole post or u just took that line out of contest.

Crackles if by any chance inaghi ewe ike igucha edemede, then dont read at all.

As they say half knowledge is dangerous, u should have read my whole post not just taking the first line and attacking me.

Crackles ima kwara ihe?  Ehnnn Crackles? 

Crackles  Oga abata eba, Anyi ga crack ya here soon. 

Unu lekwa my post here b4 crackles abam ogu

From Ikomi

I knew Biafra would come to reality one day. Now our Messiah is here, President Obama.

Am sure he would come to our aid, he just has a lot to do in this Order:

US Economy
US Welfare System
US Education
US Health Care
Green Energy
Corruption in Washington
Iraq
Afghanistan
Middle East
Iran
Russia
South Korea
China
Sudan
South American Trade
Venezuela (Mr Hugo can someone finish the rest)
Nato Expasion
United Nation Agenda
Corruption in Africa
Zimbabwe HIV/Cholera/Hunger (ohh sorry I forgot Mugabe   )
Kenya

Am sure he would definately look into Biafra, in his third term as Ambassador, to naija.

Let me guess what his meessage to Biafrans would be:

To those who would sow hatred we would defeat u.  Undecided

And Biafrans would answer:

President Obama if u don't know what to say u may as well go back to the states. 

President Obama better come up with good plans 4 Biafra or else ad be angry with him.   

Kam puo kwa here b4 anyone knows my intention.   

Crackles 

ify, o bum bu darfur nwa sudan

onweghi ihe n'eme. ndi iro ruru overtime mana darfur kwushiri ike kpom kwem.

Ikomi, iwe ewegbuola gi seriously.   Kedi ihe i si dee ihe ahu n'ebea? Ujo o na atu gi? I marala na Crackles agaghi abia ebea.

**osisi:

agaba enjoy this one.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk-BCRoXb1o&feature=related

I LOVE this song(s). Especially the second song. Although I can tell mmadu si from Abia state by the words they use because it reminds me of nne'm words. Even though I'm not an expert in Igbo, I can pretty much grasp gini ha na-ekwu okwu.

{How yal like my Engli-Igbo}

Igbo ndi nwe mmadu mma mma nu.
Dika ihe siri wee kwuru, Anatagom ebe m jere idu Obama n'isi oru.

Ndu mmiri ndu azu, onye biri ibe ya biri .

Ihe isi ike agaghi egbu anyi ma oga eme ka anyi muru ihe.



Igbo ndi oma ndewoo nu.

Crackles bu onye okwu na uka
O likei nsogbu karia mmai na nwanyi
Ikomi dont give him a thought jare.
Darfur/Pres-elect,o gini mere i jiri tinye anything Pres na aha gi?why not iza nwa Sudan?it sounds better than Pres whatever.ndeewo anyway
Ikomi,movies baby,i said movies.Nurses are good.

@onyinye2
I n'agbali

You are trying

Ikomi:

Ihe ndia unu abua ne'de na threadia adighi nma.
Ihe nduri, ihe nsonye, ihe nsori. For umuaka nna abia threadia wit the hope of learning Igbo, how would we clarify ihe nduri, ihe nsonye, ihe nsori?

That's why i loff you Ikomi. I kwa mgbe {think this is right} na-ari oriri of ndi non-native speakers.

bTw. . . . . . . what does it mean?? Cause I for one would like to know.

asha 80:

@onyinye2
I n'agbali

I meela.

ONYINYE!!!! Oliakwanu!?! Kedu nke garanu?

onyinye2:

bTw. . . . . . . what does it mean?? Cause I for one would like to know.

I'm not very knowledgeable on this, so from my understanding (if I remember correctly), it has something to do with yam (I think). . . and dipping into something that I'm still unsure of. I remember asking about it a while ago, but I've forgotten the response I got. So. . kedi otu mmuta asusu Igbo nke gi na aga?

oziomatv:

Ndu mmiri ndu azu, onye biri ibe ya biri .

Ihe isi ike agaghi egbu anyi ma oga eme ka anyi muru ihe.

Ise ooo!!

Igbo bu Igbo, ekelere m unu niile!

onyinye2:

That's why i loff you Ikomi. I kwa mgbe {think this is right} na-ari oriri of ndi non-native speakers.

bTw. . . . . . . what does it mean?? Cause I for one would like to know.

I will try and explain this to u, but u got to put ur imagination into use. 

Ihe nduri = means a sharp projecting organ, part or object
Ihe nsonye = means dipping into ----------- ( now what osisi & agaba are dipping into is wat I dont know) 
Ihe nsori = could mean enjoyable, enjoyably.

So now put it all together= sharp object dipping into -------------- enjoyably. (fill the blank)

Option for the blank I dont know, and dont ask me. 

I could only suggest "a tree branch dipping into water enjoyably."

ifyalways:

Ikomi,movies baby,i said movies.Nurses are good.

Wat kind, movies di na udi'na udi.  Unu anukwa? Movies 

In short where is crackles 

onyinye2:

I LOVE this song(s). Especially the second song. Although I can tell mmadu si from Abia state by the words they use because it reminds me of nne'm words. Even though I'm not an expert in Igbo, I can pretty much grasp gini ha na-ekwu okwu.

{How yal like my Engli-Igbo}

Onyinyeee!!! Obi añuri juru ahu maka na ibiara ebea tata soro anyi na amu asusu igbo.
I am happy that you came here today to learn igbo with us. keep it up.

Ikomi:

I will try and explain this to u, but u got to put ur imagination into use. 

Ihe nduri = means a sharp projecting organ, part or object
Ihe nsonye = means dipping into ----------- ( now what osisi & agaba are dipping into is wat I dont know) 
Ihe nsori = could mean enjoyable, enjoyably.

So now put it all together= sharp object dipping into -------------- enjoyably. (fill the blank)

Option for the blank I dont know, and dont ask me. 

I could only suggest "a tree branch dipping into water enjoyably."

Wat kind, movies di na udi'na udi.  Unu anukwa? Movies 

In short where is crackles 

Lmao!!!!

ara di n'udi n'udi, ara maa mma  were aka gi jide ya ara, ara maa mma were onu gi micha ya ara!! LMAO this people will kill person for naija. kedu onye tiri nya bu egwu? Agaba na Osisi?

ara di n'udi n'udi, ara maa mma were aka gi jide ya ara, ara maa mma were onu gi micha ya ara!! LMAO this people will kill person for naija. kedu onye tiri nya bu egwu? Agaba na Osisi?

Aha ya bu Flavour

Ikomi:

I will try and explain this to u, but u got to put ur imagination into use.

Ihe nduri = means a sharp projecting organ, part or object
Ihe nsonye = means dipping into ----------- ( now what osisi & agaba are dipping into is wat I dont know)
Ihe nsori = could mean enjoyable, enjoyably.

So now put it all together= sharp object dipping into -------------- enjoyably. (fill the blank)

Eehh?? Aghotafughi m ya nke oma mgbe nne m na nna m kowara m ya ihe gbasara ihe ndi ahu. . . kama ebe m ghotara ya ugbua, m nwere ike ighota egwu ahu nke oma. Ndeewo Ikomi.

Ikomi:

In short where is crackles

I ka na ewe iwe?

ihe nsonye = piercing into
ihe nduri = pushing against something . . .may be repeatedly
ihe nsori = still about piercing into something

all are describing ira otu(bleeping)

Chinenye you asked your parents to translate that for you? lmao

itinyere ha na high jump

ifyp Oliakwanu?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xINmoCGmNV0
Onye m bu na obi
kedu ka imere?

agaba123:

ifyp Oliakwanu?
kedu ka imere?

I thought na unu bi together?

hapu ndi iberibe. amaghi m mgbe ify ga akwusi i-distribute ihe ya a sef

ify jiri nwayo, ihe a wu afo ohuru. gbeobula gi na a-sample-u iron umu boys. i make-bekwe up ur mind nke di gi mma?

ehee, anuru m na darfur abiaghachila with a new name. na true?

agaba123:

ifyp Oliakwanu?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xINmoCGmNV0
Onye m bu na obi
kedu ka imere?

am fine love.
thanks for the egwu,i no nso?bata na ime ulo

Ikomi:

I thought na unu bi together?

keep thinking.

toshmann:

hapu ndi iberibe. amaghi m mgbe ify ga akwusi i-distribute ihe ya a sef

ify jiri nwayo, ihe a wu afo ohuru. gbeobula gi na a-sample-u iron umu boys. i make-bekwe up ur mind nke di gi mma?

ehee, anuru m na darfur abiaghachila with a new name. na true?

lmao
e yetulam gi before? i have made up my mind kemgbe,nke agaba bu di best
kedu?e chekwam na ilugo nwanyi?onye na atum otu aka,aka ano na atukwa gi
@mmadum dum,izu uka ohuru oma.
ole Pres/Fromuk?

ifyalways:

ole Pres/Fromuk?

Good question. Unu juo onye wotere (nkpishi) scissors. Since we talked about money anaghi anukpa umere pres, and onye wotere nkpishi anaghi ekwu kwa okwu. I think am been corned. 

Ihe ona ekwuzi now bu about Ify, as  kezaya. Unu juo ya ajuju Pres, am been corned. 

Now osim na ya no na Ohio.

Ikomi be silly
a jurum ajuju as a concerned citizen and good agbataobi.why are u misunderstanding me and twisting my words.a nurum na i bu lawyer two pence dont start with me buko.
we should be asking Tosh na Romy,kemgbe di day ha wetara mgbizi for the nchapu,we are yet to hear anything,ndia a rupula anyi na the game.
anurum na GC a muola nwa nwoke Ikomi shame on toi

ifyalways:

we should be asking Tosh na Romy,kemgbe di day ha wetara mgbizi for the nchapu,we are yet to hear anything,ndia a rupula anyi na the game.

U nailed it there, odim ka orele ya. Ify odim ka orele ya. He has corned us. I will not name anybody though till I get some evidence. But odim ka orele ya, Ify orele ya.

ifyalways:

anurum na GC a muola nwa nwoke Ikomi shame on toi

Inuru ya na CNN ka obu BBC?  Kee ebe inuru ya?