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Love Letters by favour5(f): 9:12am On Jul 29, 2006 |
Dear Sugar Time and ability plus double capacity has forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper. Why! this miraculous thing happened is because papie I love you spontaneously and as I stand horizontal to the wall and perpendicular to the ground I only think of you, since you are a fantastic and fabulous guy. papie please Stop haranguing with the feelings in my heart because I love you more than a snake loves rat. To me each day starts by thinking of you and ends by dreaming of you. Each time I see you my metabolism suddenly stops and my peristalysis goes in reverse gear My medular-oblandata also stops functioning. Crazy crazy crazy you may say but this is true. If only you knew what is going on in my encephalon you would understand. That's why I need to see you face to face with you, soon. I think I have to pen-off hear because I still haven't finished studying electrolysis and polymerization. Catch you pa- later. Sleep tight and don't let those bed bugs ever bite you because you are too sweet a thing for them. Yourz Ever, Sugar nonoza |
Re: Love Letters by favour5(f): 9:13am On Jul 29, 2006 |
REPLY Dear Honie My Love, My Sugar, i was exasperated with pride to have received one from you, the lungs in my body flapped with joy when i have been reading your letter. Anyway by now you have reached the realisations to why i am jotting this small letter to you, yes it is to see if you are keeping with the sands of time. How is everything on that other side of yours? Well here everything is just half lemon half sugar to makeit schweppes. How is your schooling? How are you pulling the wagons of life? I am just pulling the schooling thing like a donkey pulling a cart. My honie, i am missing you very much right now, my heart is perambulating with every word that i write, if it was not for these oceans that decided to flow between us then i would get on the next bus to come and see you, but until then i know that i will not hesitate to put this blue blood on this paper and write to you. I remember that day lovie, that one sweet day as Maria Curry sanged it, you know that it is my favorites song honie, the one day that we were boarding the combies and you escorted me to my home, walking with you just brought sweet dreams to me for the rest of my life honie. If words of love could ride a bicycle I would be competing against Diego Maradona. Anyways, i will not stop you from reading the books that give you life and education so I will stop here for today. Please always writing to me because I am missing you like sugar misses tea. You can see my foto below My dedications to you are : Maria Curry - One Sweet Day. Boys to Main - And of the Rod Keep well my mop of my heart, Yours in flesh and in blood, Ruise Sugar Baby P.S. Sorry about my english, I did not learn anymore |
Re: Love Letters by eveseh(f): 9:15am On Jul 29, 2006 |
Anyway funny letter |
Re: Love Letters by favour5(f): 9:16am On Jul 29, 2006 |
Isn't it funny how people communicate? For those who have lost their love-letter writing skills, you could make use of such lyrics. |
Re: Love Letters by Damsal(f): 12:27pm On Jul 29, 2006 |
If physics is in the right place and there is definite chemistry, then biology would automatically take place. |
Re: Love Letters by smartsoft(m): 12:28pm On Jul 29, 2006 |
I'm printing this lyrics out of here men. Kind of funny and sweet. |
Re: Love Letters by gigitte(f): 6:45am On Jul 31, 2006 |
omg this is so sweet! |
Re: Love Letters by LiquidMind(m): 8:53am On Jul 31, 2006 |
Is this the Love letter ?? |
Re: Love Letters by micklplus(m): 11:55am On Jul 31, 2006 |
These ma people here are just toooo much ! Heres mine oooo. i just dey try sha ! Thinking about you baby and all the times we've been together like butterflies to flowers. Retrospective my companion. remember the time when our eyes locked. the burning ember and the current that radiated when our hands interlocked. That first night when our lips sealed thinking, our world is going to go wide apart if we let go of ourselves ! remember the exploration of the inner chamber when i was vigourously sinking in the honey pot. the sweat of our body and the rhythms of our souls beating together in unison ! The whole world on exile and all other creatures to extinction. I would be the king and YOU the queen. Thanks for loving me baby because my world is filled with absolute bliss, you crept into my unique soul and transformed me into this glowing rainbow of illuminating colours. I love u forever and a day. I find it sooo difficult to do now ! i havent done this in a very loooooooooooooong while |
Re: Love Letters by soulpatrol(f): 5:50pm On Jul 31, 2006 |
too funny. english language no easy at all!!!! |
Re: Love Letters by Ukpekeson(m): 6:21pm On Jul 31, 2006 |
It makes me remember those days in Secondary School, the letter too much walaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiii |
Re: Love Letters by soulpatrol(f): 6:32pm On Jul 31, 2006 |
no be only secondary school. even university guys write love letters as bad. i know ive received a few thank God for emails and IMs now, no more long nonsense. |
Re: Love Letters by sammiek1(m): 6:53pm On Jul 31, 2006 |
so, you guys still write love letters, hum!, the last time i received one was like 10years ago. The world has moved on . Catch the vibes. |
Re: Love Letters by woleprof(m): 7:15pm On Jul 31, 2006 |
Love letter does it still exist? Wel i tot the advent of technologies such as mobile phones has pushed it aside? Anyway i cant remeber the last tiume i sent or received love letters.Ok im trying to recall////// I cant just remember. i think u guys shuld wake up |
Re: Love Letters by dukforever(m): 9:41pm On Jul 31, 2006 |
well if it still exists is another topic on its own.But the fact remains that they are able to express how much they love themselves. they most important thing is are u able to communicate ur love with the person u love.I think in their case the message was effectively passed cos that what they tell themselves when they are together. |
Re: Love Letters by Rolly: 9:51pm On Jul 31, 2006 |
Well i think love letters are cute. i mean for a guy to take his time and write down his feelings for a girl to her ( for the real and true guys o) its wonderful. its very nice and it shows how much he cares for her |
Re: Love Letters by Shagari2(m): 10:34pm On Jul 31, 2006 |
the 1st one was really funny, cracked me up big time as for the reply, I'm afraid I just melted away into complete boredom, wasn't funny, a bit pathetic actually, sorry. |
Re: Love Letters by mizkay(f): 10:45pm On Jul 31, 2006 |
haba - whick kind love be dat? di letters have broken the guinness book of record for explicit illiteracy! |
Re: Love Letters by Builder: 12:28am On Aug 01, 2006 |
A LOVE LETTER I was riffling through my old things the other weekend: Secondary school note books, undergraduate files and somewhere in my notebook for PhiChemBi (pronounced FI-KEM-BA): Physics, Chemistry, Biology). I'd come across a true relic from the past: a love letter I'd written to the first girl I was supposed to have loved. How the letter survives till today is a comment on my personal habits. I don't keep diaries - I've always thought that only mean people do - but I never fail to keep documents. Letters, ordinary notes, office memos are carefully hidden away somewhere in my unending file of documents. I sometimes thought it is junk but as it happened that weekend, I encountered a document which recalled past memories. The keeping of junk probably has its uses after all. The letter in question is not an ordinary letter. It is the first letter I'd ever written to any girl. It was also written in a particular style. As secondary school students, we had our own way of doing things. A form three student as we then were who was just being introduced to the mysteries of science and agriculture, invariably felt that a love letter was a good forum to show off his erudition. Every love letter was scrutinised by one's circle of peers. For the writing of this particular letter, I had no fewer than 10 advisers. The letter kept going back and forth with each person, adding his own line. Our objective was simple: that the girl to whom is was addressed should fall head over heels in love. We had high hopes that the letter would do the trick. You probably also once wrote such a letter. it is as follows: At school, July 10, 1982 My dearest, sweetest, fondest, fantastic, extra-ordinary, paragon of beauty a.k.a Yetunde. I hope this letter meets you in a fabulous state of metabolism, if so doxology. My principal aim of writing this letter to you is to gravitate your mind towards a matter of global and universal importance, which has been troubling my soul. The matter is so important. Even as I am writing, my adrenalin is 100 per cent on the Richter scale, my temperature is rising, the windvane of my mind is pointing North, South and East at the same time; the mirror in my eyes has only your divine image. Indeed when I sleep, you are the one in my medulla oblongata, and I dream about you. I went out to sea in my dream, and I saw you: surrounded by H20 and you in your majesty rose from the abdomen of the sea like Yemoja, the avatar of beauty. Oh, Lord be with us! We are thy servants. As you can see, I am in a serious dilemma. And I want you to take my matter seriously. At this junction, what our Lord said on this matter is germane. He says we should ask, and we shall be given, we should seek and we will find, and that we should knock, and it will be opened unto us. I am this 10th day of the seventh month in the year of our Lord, one thousand, nine hundred and eighty two, asking, seeking and knocking at your door. My prayer is that thou should open so that thy servant can enter. I want to wake up in the morning and see only your face. I want you to be the only sugar in my tea, the only fly in my ointment, the butter on my bread, the grey matter of my system, the oxygen in my head, the planet of my universe, the wall clock of my room. The conveyor belt of my soul. I pray that you realise the gargantuan nature of my predicament. If you refuse, my life will be like tea without sugar, like a snail without shell, a Xmas goat without a horn; in fact I'd become an orphan. In fact I'd kill myself. What is life if I can't wake up in the morning and behold your face? You model of pulchritude, patiently created by God on a Sunday morning before he went on a deserved holiday. Please Yetunde, let me be your Romeo. Make me the Adam to your Eve. Shakespeare said it all: if music be the food of love, play on. I want to emphasise, universally and responsibly, that you are love itself. You are the metaphor, oxymoron, thesis, antithesis, irony, gerund, conjunction and the adverb of love. At this juncture, let me also say that geography of your body is a permanent allelluia. Not from your body, ammonia, urea and iodine- you are too beautiful for that, what I see in your body is milk and honey. At this juncture, brevity is the soul of wit. A stitch in time saves nine. Procrastination is the thief of time. An opportunity once lost can never be regained. Make hay while the sun shines. All that glitters is not gold. The journey of a thousand years begins with a step. What God has put together let no man put asunder. To be a man is not an easy task even if God's time is the best. But time waits for no one. A man without love is like a fish out of water. I know you are a sagacious girl. If you like the veracity of what I am saying, please fill the attached form and let me have it pronto. The mark at the bottom of this page is a kiss from me to you. I remain Your beloved, faithful, loyal, One and only admirer. The attached form, which has become brownish with age, is itself a study in youthful naivety. It contains such questions as what is your name? Age? Do you have a boyfriend? If yes, please state why? If no, please explain? Do you love me? If no, state why. If yes, doxology. What is your hobby? Which is your favourite food? Mother's occupation? Father's occupation? Are you from a polygamous home? Is your father rich and handsome? Is your mummy also a paragon of beauty like you? What do your parents want their son-in-law to become in life? I could not stop laughing. Imagine the kind of things we did as small boys. Asking a girl to fill a form! The questions and the idea of it strike me, in retrospect as plainly stupid but at the time, writing such letters to unsuspecting girls was the centre of our world. I confess that I was a consultant in the matter. All my friends wanted me to help them write their love letters. And whereas they succeeded with their letters, my own letters never brought any results. This particular one (I must have written over 30) was never sent. What happened I recall, was that there was a change of strategy. The consensus was that I should speak to the girl directly. I was scared! My friends insisted, however. I was coached for days without end. Whenever we wanted to put theory to practice, my heart would beat so fast that I became tongue-tied and I'd develop instant fever. One day, I finally found the courage to do it. It was a disaster. I went up to the girl, sweating profusely: > "Excuse, I want to tell you something" (this took at least 10 minutes) "Yes" "I think I am in love with you. I want the two of us to, (this took not less than 20 minutes, the sentence was completed with a sign, indicating boy-girl relationship) "No, I don't want," the girl replied. "Why now?" (another five minutes) "I don't know" "okay, thank you." (less than one minute And I took to my heels |
Re: Love Letters by Rolly: 12:34am On Aug 01, 2006 |
Awwwwww!!! but the letter was funny tho!!! but men u guys did that back in the days?!!!! omg!!! |
Re: Love Letters by Busta(f): 1:01am On Aug 01, 2006 |
lol |
Re: Love Letters by Nobody: 10:22am On Aug 01, 2006 |
@Builder, if u really wrote that stuff 30years ago, then men u should go and get the post of Women Affairs in Aso Villa, this is very very funny, xpecially the form , i couldnt just stop laughing men cos that is hillarious. If u write that one to a girl now, they go just yab u, because most of the things in the letters are just funny jargons that doesnt even rhyme wit ur trying to woo her, like : Make hay while the sun shines. All that glitters is not gold. The journey of a thousand years begins with a step. What God has put together let no man put asunder. To be a man is not an easy task even if God's time is the best. But time waits for no one., but its all good sha that u still try small. If i tell u my own, u go laugh me so, make i just hol' am |
Re: Love Letters by bolty(m): 3:53am On Aug 02, 2006 |
@ Damsal i went thru ur profile and pic, u look graet, can we be friends, i qiute agree wit u |
Re: Love Letters by Shagari2(m): 7:54am On Aug 02, 2006 |
@ botty, write her a love letter |
Re: Love Letters by coolty(m): 10:37am On Aug 02, 2006 |
This Letters are wonderful I just got one for myself.Thanks all |
Re: Love Letters by Damsal(f): 10:57am On Aug 02, 2006 |
bolty: If this is your idea of a love letter then u clearly have no rhythm . Friends? sure why not. |
Re: Love Letters by favour5(f): 10:12pm On Aug 02, 2006 |
@micklplus hmmm u try well well. i v u sent it to anyone? it could go a long way, u know @builder oh that was really funny. ur letter made me laugh and the form just sent me rolling. u mean in ur time such forms really worked? i mean babes actually filled and returned them? men!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that was like applyin for a job vacancy @emenno why don't u send yours to me. i promise not to laugh. too bad i never received such letters. GSM and email spoil show for me |
Re: Love Letters by haywhy(m): 1:20pm On Aug 03, 2006 |
Yeah! yeah!! yeah!!! And some people are looking for fun things to do on net. I tell you nairaland is fun and, cos nearly every body that read this thread will laugh. |
Re: Love Letters by woleprof(m): 1:57pm On Aug 03, 2006 |
i think u re right, anyone reading wil surely laugh but its not funny |
Re: Love Letters by flyKUDE(m): 3:35pm On Aug 04, 2006 |
all of these remind me of jss3. mine was crammed,i can still remember the letter very well. it goes like this: from the milky ocean,over the coffee garden,and into the sugar company,just to make a cup of tea for you. just imagine that! |
Re: Love Letters by bluehorizo(m): 8:12pm On Apr 26, 2008 |
:d |
Re: Love Letters by bigfather(m): 8:59pm On Apr 26, 2008 |
Thank God for GSM ! |
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