evil spirit is in you

all

Saying n my mind, na only witches and wizard this pastor dey always dey preach about. I don taya to hear this kind preaching

It is only a robot that hasnt done at least one of these, even the pope is guilty of at least one.

Guilty as charged for 5, 8, 15, 25

For 25 I am in other unit or my head of Printer not wants me to do something so I need to run around or there is a function

op, whats wrong with point 27?

Funjosh:

Elantracey you are almost a Saint

I am Guilty of
1-5
10,
12,
15-16,
18,
23-27.
Am even doing number 1 now self and am very sure not to stay till end of the service

Yea am a saint not because of my deeds or works or might but because my father sees me so

Sarimah: crunch?

yeah,I like u we can talk on BBM or whatzapp.u never can tell babe.

3...16...17

Omg...am guilty of almost everything...I once wore sun shade to church, so I"ll confuse the ushers while I sleep peacefully...

I don't feel nothing about those stuffs. I have never done some of them. Anyways, It all depends on ur moral background

Funjosh:

Why do you coment then

Cos I feel lik wastin my MB...

1 = because i need to check and write date before taking down the pastor's message

2 = this number 2 is not my forth and i only did it once. The pastor was declaring "from now till the end of this week, you will receive a call that will change ur life" so i picked the call when it comes in because i don't want to miss my blessing.

3 = one day,as we were praying a lady beside me was shouting "leave me alone! give me my crown!! the fire is too much! Stop the fire! My crown! My crown!" so i have to open my eyes to avoid things that touch. Afterall, the bible says "watch and pray"

17 = this one is cause by hunger

Guilt of almost all i swear.......

what of those that carry pornn filled phones to church?

what of those that rob powder in d church?

I KNOW U ARE GUILTY OF ALL THAT IS Y YOU REMEMBER ALL.

Me i go lie abeg.. Guity of :
no 1
3
4
8
12
17
21
26
28
Me i they browse pretty and genuine sister mainly during offering( no be da once wey wowo oo!).
Again as a catholic i just enter church go sidon ladies side because da men's side gat no space again. An usher ask me to move ma ass from dia(ladies only) Nwanne i ask him why cant someone sit wia he find space, wia he or she will feel confortatable. I refuse to stand. Was dia till church end.

DoroDiva: i thought you are an atheist

I am not an atheist and never mentioned beiing one.

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lalasticlala: 1 Pressing your phone in the church during service.
2 Answering/Making call during service
3 Sleeping/Dozing during service.
4 Sitting down when you are instructed to stand
5 Opening your eyes and looking at those praying instead of praying with them
6 Wearing Headphones while in church
7 Sagging to church
8 Checking out a lovely and cute sister
9 Checking out a brother
10 Discussing with a brother/sister while the service is on instead of concentrating
11 Gossiping about choristers, pastor, a sister or a brother
12 Murmuring when they call for much donations after the normal church offering
13 Toasting a sister in church
14 Toasting a brother in church
15 Flirting with a sister/brother in church
16 Telling yourself in your mind "Oh this pastor should finish up this sermon na so that one would go home"; especially during prolonged sermon
17 Telling yourself "This man should finish this unending announcement".
18 Coming to church so late, maybe shortly before sermon or during sermon.
19 Leaving the church immediately after praises, worship and choir ministration, just as the pastor wanna mount the pulpit to commence the sermon. 20 Carrying 'CD' inside your wallet and go to church
21 Checking out what others are wearing; consciously monitoring the dress, fashion and style of others.
22 Forcing yourself to speak in tongue just because others are speaking in tongue
23 When the pastor calls for first timers and you refuse to step out when you are very sure you are actually visiting that church for the first time
24 When the pastor calls for alter call for those that are not yet born again and you refuse to go for whatever reason when you actually know that you are not born again
25 Walking up and down frequently like 2/3 or more times when you are not an usher
26 Disobeying ushers/church workers, e g when they direct you on where to sit
27 Reading bible portions from your phone ( I am not sure if this is wrong o)
28 Looking at your watch mid-sermon, especially during long sermon.
29 Lusting after the pastor
30 Sitting in front and spreading your legs apart, consciously or unconsciously.

Which number are you guilty of? Lol

I and 3

IYANGBALI: I go to church for 4 reasons 1,to pray, 2,to be toasted/seduced, 3,for fashion for people to notice me, 4,to gossip and if possible cause wahala between people in the church

...Devil's joystick..

[quote author= Ladies don't sit in the front in my church[/quote] u must be a deeper lifer

1 2 3 4 5 8 12 to 30....mak God forgive me o,,i no go do dem again

crixtex:
Are u a believer or a church~goer?

How does it relate to the topic?

U forgot to add watching a sister "wiggle" during the dancing session

23 and 24.

everybody who does 27 must have done 1 too which I don't think is wrong. As for checking the brothers?

most ladies are guilty of number 30. most ladies just sit in front with their legs open wide revealing their laps and all. confusing pastors. and the worst thing is that most of them who does this are wearing mini-skirt.

guilty of 4,5,23 and 24

Sheenor: Guilt of almost all i swear.......

then your own is deliverance.

e be lyk say na me sin pass.
I deh guilty of
1,2,4,22- rarely
3,5,8,11,12,16,17,28- at times
10,18,25- always

Pls lord, forgive me