Samiceman: ok then, your DP explains it

don't get the msg mah dp is passing

CharmO1: We would both gist while cooking something nice, then afterwards eat our meal in a candlelit room, gist about stuff, tickle each other and maybe.....

maybe....have dessert?

H

misshoree: God go punish u :-/

Shuuooo ? Wetin I do u na ........ With ur juju face like Oshiomhole own , dustbin gal with ur dirty armpit ........ U even av Webbed Feet ...... Ur mate for monkey don die of Ebola

Kash007: maybe....have dessert?

hahahaha. Yes dessert

Take to muson center, visit the museum, gallery, a talk show, a historic site,selfies on major roundabout, a stroll in garden listening with rapt attention to all she say, make her the centre piece. N walk her to door as a gentleman( cos I don't have a car). This different from wat I see in movies where they av a date in a restaurant

Rainy day. Tu pac playing on the stereo. Alcohol #precisely redwine# #marijuana#.lots of smoke..then we just cuddle .whisper. gossip whisper.talk about family.school.everything.till one person starts talking thrash and sleeps
off .All the body contact's just madder than sex..#on her birthday..... she Still talks abou it

pyyxxaro: My idea is taking her to places like onitsha market ,balogun market ,buy her gala n lacacera , knack her ukwu ,then she wud start pursuing me inside the market , we wud run round till she catches me once she gets me we wud start kissing till the market women start stoning us wit tomatoes n maggi...... Its Fun , try it

Naughty dude.

gorgeousnogo: what if its not raining?

I guess we will do that in the harmatan or under the sun.

viktor556: too much Hollywood .

:p

We get a cinema ticket.watch horror films in which then walk back home.I'll do some cooking,serve,we eat kiss then I'll walk her back home.simple

misshoree: God go punish u :-/

seconded.....choi!

Having a candlelit dinner somewhere cozy, then sipping on champagne or good wine curled up in each other's arms, and........whatever else that leads to.

My humble submission

pyyxxaro: H


Shuuooo ? Wetin I do u na ........ With ur juju face like Oshiomhole own , dustbin gal with ur dirty armpit ........ U even av Webbed Feet ...... Ur mate for monkey don die of Ebola

shut your gut

A romantic date is one where both parties enjoy every second spent eating just about anything, anywhere even if it is beans.

Most naija girls see it as romantic only when it is a multiple course meal at the waterfront with some expensive wine.
and on way back, do some REAL shopping with 2 or 3 Louis Vuitton bags to top it up.

And i doff my hat to ma naija bradaz who do this philanthropic acrobat on the regular.
my heart REALLY does go out to y'all

misshoree: shut your gut

Winch ......... You nor go confess make you free ....... TB Joshua go soon disgrace u

pyyxxaro:


Winch ......... You nor go confess make you free ....... TB Joshua go soon disgrace u

its so obvious u r sick

Help! Help!! Help!!! Another patient has escaped from yaba left

misshoree: its so obvious u r sick

Help! Help!! Help!!! Another patient has escaped from yaba left

Hahahahhaha.................nor be only yaba left ! Na Yaba right .................Olu of WorWor

pyyxxaro:

Hahahahhaha.................nor be only yaba left ! Na Yaba right .................Olu of WorWor

u need healing

misshoree: u need healing

Yes o.....False Prophetess like u .... With ur Soft head like Eba

pyyxxaro:

Yes o.....False Prophetess like u .... With ur Soft head like Eba

its obvious I will only be wasting my time engaging in a convo with you

misshoree: its obvious I will only be wasting my time engaging in a convo with you

So na now ur brain de boot abi .... With ur bwest when no get nip.ple .......... Nippleless bwest , u won stroke me , u die well

pyyxxaro:

So na now ur brain de boot abi .... With ur bwest when no get nip.ple .......... Nippleless bwest , u won stroke me , u die well

go to hell

kekilika: Take to muson center, visit the museum, gallery, a talk show, a historic site,selfies on major roundabout, a stroll in garden listening with rapt attention to all she say, make her the centre piece. N walk her to door as a gentleman( cos I don't have a car). This different from wat I see in movies where they av a date in a restaurant

I like your kind of guy

misshoree: go to hell

Hahahahahaha......... Am in Heaven already ......with ur face Like bushpig own

So many hilarious responses here,i reserve my comment.

pyyxxaro:

Hahahahahaha......... Am in Heaven already ......with ur face Like bushpig own

free this bae na

Op, sick and tired of Romance this Romance That.make we hear word

missyhorlah: free this bae na

Am sorry ..... I won't insult her again ....... She started it , am now born again ,the devil is a liar

Atmmachine: Having sex after smoking some weed

#

i think have told u 2 stop smoking weed it wl turn ur brain upside down

Spend dy day njoying urslf nd moveing around dy street, xchange word

DICKtator: I get to hit that p on that night

You know her p + my p = cloud 9!!

Smh

Samiceman: Eat, Bleep,Eat again,Bleep agn.... That's all